Tuesday, November 10, 2009

A Good B Job

I applied for some jobs on adultstaffing.com, which is a Web site catered to people looking for work in the adult entertainment industry. My interest in doing this sparked a while back after watching an episode of MTV’s ‘True Life’ entitled, ‘I Work in the Porn Industry’. There was a girl on the show whose job really intrigued me.

I know what you’re thinking and no, it’s not like that. My intentions were not to do any type of pornographic work including nude modeling, intercourse, Web cam teasing, escorting, none of those things came to my mind. I only applied for some of the behind the scenes ‘businesslike jobs’, like HR, management, etc.


Hey the girl on MTV sounded like she really enjoyed her job and made good money, so why not?

Unfortunately, the responses I’ve gotten in regards to my application (with a picture) have been endless opportunities to spread my legs instead of my intellect. So one could imagine my excitement when I received an email the other day that started out like this…

“I am VERY interested in interviewing you as my personal assistant. I currently run a large well respected escort agency, and am working on building and developing an adult video production / content for an internet company, real estate, and national call center. Relocation is not necessary, if you are willing to travel a few times a month. I can be very flexible with scheduling and of course all travel and hotel costs are paid in full by me...I have a very real need of a personal assistant to help me continue to build and run my "empire".”

As long as the word ‘agency’ is in the same sentence as ‘personal assistant’, I’m down. However, I was only excited until about halfway through the email, which somehow turned into this…

“I am also looking for someone just as good UNDER the desk as they are above it. I think this should be fun, profitable, and a physically enjoyable endeavor… Physically: Insatiable Woman, Strong desire to please, Attractive, Loves to show off her body, revealing clothing, teaser, pleaser, sexual, orally fixated lol, ready to “go”, anytime, anywhere, any place, and OFTEN!”

My big opportunity shifted from immense potential into a really bad personal ad on craigslist . *cringes* And did this guy just use ‘lol’ in a business email? I guess everyone has to give head to get ahead in the adult industry. Personally I don’t mind getting paid under the table, but I definitely don’t want to work down there.

14 comments:

thehoustongirl said...

Ohhh no dude sounds like a perv! LOL

but really hmmm I would LOVE a PA jobb *sigh*

HOWEVER; Lindsay Lohan may need another Assistant soon LOL

http://www.radaronline.com/exclusives/2009/11/world-exclusive-audio-lindsay-lohans-assistant-says-i-am-trying-save-her-life

peace!

-thehoustongirl

Stephie J said...

wow. sounds like a fantastic opportunity. What woman wouldnt want to be offered something like that?

You really should take an opportunity like that when it comes to you...

NOT
*Like borat*

Some men are so stupid!!!!!

Wilfredo said...

I got suspicious as soon as I read that he was building an "empire." I don't think successful people say they're building an empire, they just do it.
Well, puddin, at least he was upfront about it, on the second part of the letter, that is.
I think there might be a pecking order in the porn industry.

Melissa said...

I saw that episode on MTV and thought her job was really sweet, as well. I love that you went for it!! ...The e mail back... Wow. Haha!! Wonder if he'll ever find an assistant?

c.watson said...

Dude call that guy back ASAP!! You're not gonna get another offer like that.

UBERMOUTH said...

And I bet he doesn't even have an 'empire' either!

Fraud!

DeidraK said...

I was getting all excited with you reading that. I've been wanting to get behind the scenes of the industry for years now and never tried a staffing agency. Don't think that I want to now.

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Deutlich said...

holy shiz! i .. I... just..wow.

Don said...

Whaddup Ms. Puddin'. I see you're still doing your thing. That's whats up. I don't really know what to say about the letter received after filling out your application. Except girl you better take that job. LOL.

Nah, seriously, the workplace consist of men and women getting or attempt to get with each other. I want to believe, 'cause of the tough economic times, you were propositioned. I'm sure the agency figures people are in dire need of money. But this doesn't appear to be the case - I think dude was just being a freaky bastard.

LilTanLines said...

I watched Oprah and The Secret Lives of Women yesterday, both featuring the porn / erotica industries. There was a woman on there who was an adult film star, but also was the only female talent agent representing other adult film stars. I thought that that would be a great job!

Sunshyne said...

girl u shoulda known better!

khaki said...

ok, dude is a perv. LOL

anonymousnupe said...

Ok, you've said all the right things here. So, just between me and you, when do you start?