Thursday, January 21, 2010

If It Ain’t Broke, Don’t Fix It

In a recent interview Heidi Montag told Extra that she wanted to make her boobs a size ‘H’ for Heidi. This was surprising to me, only because I wasn’t aware Heidi was up to the letter ‘H’ in the alphabet.

Heidi, who is only 23, is already a triple D after her second breast augmentation. And I’m guessing those breasts don’t feel nothing like sand. Nor do they feel like juicy clumps of fat as God intended.

By now I’m sure the news of Heidi’s interview with People Magazine on her 10 hour plastic surgery procedure has been well spread. If not, recent photos of Heidi should suffice. She looks like a young Donatella Versace blow up doll. Don’t stand too close folks she might be exuding her toxins.

Yikes is right.

Bitch if you need 10 hours of cosmetic surgery to fix things just give up. Find something more satiable in your life besides your looks. Even her douche of a husband Spencer Pratt tried to talk her out of it beforehand. He suggested she might need therapy and thought she was losing her mind to go through with it.

I always joke around about getting my boobs blown up, but I think if it came down to it and I had the opportunity I’d pass it up. Although if they can find a way to make my big toe smaller so the nail lady doesn’t gawk at it when I get a pedicure, that would be nice…

If you could get work done, would you? Or have you and for what reason?

32 comments:

Folk said...

That's fvcked up. I question any woman who goes under the knife voluntarily for a major surgery just to augment herself for someone else.

If one has breast cancer, then the above does not apply.

Heidi's logic is just stupid.

Deutlich said...

I just can't get over how fucking ridiculous the whole thing is and was. The mere fact that she wants even MORE surgery is outrageous, let alone having already gone through 10 procedures.

GorgeousPuddin said...

*side eye* at all the plastic surgery. And too think she did ALL that to improve her looks to STILL be an ugly white girl. Because Donatella is an ugly white grandmother and the comparison is hilarious!

MsFreshBananaPuddin said...

Yeah it's sad that she's seems so naive about the whole thing. I just hope someone gets into her head before it's too late. Bruce Jenner and Mickey Rourke should make a documentary or something...

MsFreshBananaPuddin said...

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blamemyrobot said...

That girl is CRYING out for help. Seriously! She could have a bad plastic surgery obsession and end up like that lady who has had a ton of surgeries trying to look like Barbie... shit is gross!

Hadassah said...

Her nose is messed up alreay!

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Demon Hunter said...

She's an idiot and does need therapy. It's sad really.

And no, I've never had any cosmetic surgery and never will unless it was medically necessary.

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Confessions of a Single Black Woman said...

My boobs are too big in my opinion and I've thought about breast reduction surgery but then I thought about it--God made them like it and unless for some medical reason, they will stay as they are.

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Sunshyne said...

this was an investment for her career she says......*blank stare*

um who's checking for a Heidi album? anyone? bueller?

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Grooooooooooss.

I can already see her turn into a demonic version of Cher.

Folk said...

Happy Bday Pudd'n

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