Tuesday, January 22, 2008

Oh Hell Yeah!

This post is dedicated to the folks over at Oh Hell Nawl. If you haven’t been over there stop by, you won’t be disappointed. Without them I wouldn’t have a blog to stalk every day and sometimes flick my bean to.

And since I’m freakishly really, really good-looking, I was also asked to model some Oh Hell Nawl panties. Ok maybe I pulled out my Hello Kitty gun and yelled, “look at me! LOOK AT ME! I’m pretty! I’m f*cking pretty!” until they sent me some panties.

Oh, you thought I was actually going to put them on did you? Well, I decided to hold off, because I can’t wait to wear my new butt floss on a first * ahem * I mean, second or third date...

30 comments:

Muze said...

your new banner is hotness. this is me; jealous. lol.

annnnd i thought i told you to get TWO pairs so you could send one to me!

punk. lol. let me go over and raise some ruckus at oh hell nawl now. lol.

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Miss Snarky Pants said...

So you finally got the hook up you did you?!?!?! LOL

I'm diggin' what you've done with the banner by the way.

Suite B said...

CONGRATS...please (I'm begging you) don't show the thongs on the first date...but the second is o.k. to give it up

anonymousnupe said...

"Flick my bean to," from the person who instructed me to get my mind outta the gutter. LOL!!! Fresh banner, Slaus an'nem!

maverick said...

tht is one hot banner..its 2.6 centigrade outside...n im inside a quilt...n damn im sweating :D...updated the blog :)

Anonymous said...

Well after ol' girl got the t-shirt ta ta shot on the site (and hers as well) I'm glad justice was served by you being awarded the much higher compliment "O Hell Nawl" floss! Congrats.

Let us know when that third date comes along! LOL

All-Mi-T [Thought Crime] Rawdawgbuffalo said...

i can b the third date...chk out my post about the King THANK WE FREE

MsFreshBananaPuddin said...

ms.b- yes I got hooked up , kinda flashy huh

suite b- wassup MIA lol ok ok I will hold off til date three to bust it out…

nupe- lol I think it was to kinky for the topic of conversation at the time. But you good now…

mav- thanks : )

sojourner- it was a proud moment.

torrance- lol you already seen the floss, now there is no surprise…read it thanks for sharing…

Slaus of O Hell Nawl said...

FLick the bean ? whuh in ha-ha hell n shyt!?? P, you need a hug and a role model girl! lol

Thanks for the good press. The team and I cna use all the help we can tryning to grow the product and assemble enough net'cred for when we start shopping the comic strip around to folks like Vibe,Maxim n such.

We've got goals n shyt.

And as soon as we make it big? Im getting a slutty goth rocking asian assistant with big tits. preferably female.

lea78 said...

P u r out there, but I must say along with Muze that banner is the ish. I am guessing u were drunk as hell that day. Ain't nothing wrong with dat. Girl show them thangs on the first date, who cares. Being a slut seems to be what's in these days. LOL, no seriously

LaLa simply ME said...

Photoshoot...yeah??? lol

CHA CHA said...

Slaus Im jealous, where mine at? I can where some Oh Hell Nawl g strings with a Saaphyrii messenger bag and Im good to go...just like that.

G-Sweet said...

lol... ur hella funny...

"flick my bean"... who says that... (besides u???)

*shaking head!!!*

Anonymous said...

You do know we expect pictures at a later date!

Eb the Celeb said...

dang... what a bitch gotta do to get some oh hell naw schwag

Anonymous said...

That's what's up. I visit 'O Hell Nawl' often. Slaus and his people are just plain wrong for a lot of their postings...LOL!

Stay tuned for Marcus LANGFORD Designs', my new humor-based apparel line. My online store will be up next month.

Marcus LANGFORD

Kim & Dic said...

it must be hard to be so good looking, you must have to walk down the street with a bat to fend off all the animals...i hear ya on that one, how DO we do it?

anonymousnupe said...

Did somebody axe you this and I just missed it? What's the tit tat mean en El Engles?

MsFreshBananaPuddin said...

slaus- I was following in your foot steps, I think that is what’s the problem. Looks like I ain’t the only one who could use some butt floss…hmmm I want to write for Maxim, when you get in, put in a good word for me…

lea- I was definitely drunk in my banner pic, one of my proudest drunk pics ever. Thanks for the love…

lady c- yeah I smoked my friend out and made her take hella pics of me with undies in my mouth. Good times…

still_p- you tell him! I had to send a lot of threatening email to get some OHN panties…

G- one of a kind, don’t hate…

pp- of my slutty date? Fa sho…

eb- I put out, so if you ain’t down, might as well go home now…

marcus- looking forward…let me know when it is ready!

nyc chick-* sigh * being so good looking is hard. Sometimes I get mad and I’m like I wish I wasn’t so good looking. But then I think to myself if I wasn’t good looking, I would be not good looking. And so in the end I think it’s better to be really, really good looking.

Nupe- my tittie tat says “too enjoy” or “pleasure” in Japanese…yeah yeah I know…

anonymousnupe said...

That's funny, 'cause my dad is Japanese and he saw your breast-grab pic and axed me, "Who is Slaus?" LOL!!!

MsFreshBananaPuddin said...

Um negative! I do NOT have Slaus tattooed on my tittie! And you know your daddy is not Japanese. Oh you are so fired…

who? said...

I want a banner on my jawn. I like yours... not on no jealous shit tho...

yooo, what would a nigga think if you was rocking them jawns on the first second and third date tho? lmfao that would have you looking real crazy in the game.

Star (aka Don't mind my 2AM dumb-shit talk)

Babyfaced said...

*SLAMS GAVEL*

I approve and will enjoy this pic!

*right click*
*save*


LOL

MsFreshBananaPuddin said...

cc- jawn? What is this slang? Lol

babyfaced- whoa! Where are you taking my picture…?

Ambz said...

*rollin* @ this nikka bein half japanese

who? said...

Jawn(noun)- a word used by Philly cats to describe anything and everything.
NY cats interject with the word "joint" but it doesn't convey the same feelings.

you see that car? that jawn was hot.
you was at Keisha's jawn last night?
when them planes flew into that jawn, it exploded!!
you heard that new jawn by B.Seig & Freeway?
i hit this one jawn in my trunk, nigga!!
nah, i was at the jawn when she came by.

MsFreshBananaPuddin said...

Lol thanks for breaking it down…I guess I would have to be from Philly to fully comprehend. Everyone makes fun of Nor cal ppl for saying “hella” all the time…

Don said...

Damn that is too cool...

O Hell Nawl is definitely the bomb blog.

I am feeling the banner as well.

Anonymous said...

I just want to know that Slaus didn't come here on some "you need a role model" shit... like he is an upstanding member of the NAACP or something