Thursday, April 10, 2008

Would you rather...

...get caught cheating...

...get caught rockin' this outfit...

... or get caught in between Aretha's big ass titties...

69 comments:

oestrebunny said...

Holy mother of crap!

Those are some big boobies!

Ms Smack said...

oh man, I sat here scrolling up, considering the cheating, the fishnets, Aretha.... back up and down... and I started biting my nails unable to choose!

So, I'm going to say ARETHA because despite the pancake boobs, she's a goddess of soul and I'd kinda feel honoured!

Deutlich said...

I'd rather get caught cheating.

Seriously.

Eb the Celeb said...

I'll take cheating for 1,000 Alex... lol

The Doggy Did It said...

Kwame Kilpatrick is the biggest piece of slime ever!!

Verbal Vixen (T Caldwell) said...

Getting caught cheating ain't kool. And Aretha's got some big, fat but flat, scary, sweaty-azz looking tits.

I'd rather be caught in that outfit. At least my azz won't look like that chick's did in it.

Hmm. It might be kinda fly ...

Babyfaced said...

I'll take the tittays.....

Getting caught cheating last a lifetime...

I'm not wearing any fishnet stockings!

so Ri-Ri tittays are the lesser of the evils...

Diva said...

Just happened upon your blog!!!

Aretha is my girl but I think I'd rather get caught cheating. I want Aretha to stop wearing shit like that

~Diva

kayellejaye said...

Damn! I'm over here jammin' to Aretha's Greatest Hits as we speak. So the Queen gets my vote...reluctantly...

Suite B said...

WTF...why Msp...WHY would you do this to us.

I'm going to have to say get caught in between Aretha's big ass titties

Yes they are scary, old and big as hell but I think they are warm and look very inviting. Plus cheating is a no go for me with just 177 days to the big day!!! and that outfit...ain't no way in hell.

Monie said...

Oh my damn...it might have to be the outfit. Shit!

Muze said...

you are STUPID.

lol.

so so stupid.


i'm gonna have to go with wearing that outfit. i think i'd look hot.

... in a just got released from the mental ward kinda way.

lol.

So@24 said...

How do you find these.

Seriously Pud. Seriously.

Ms. Behaving said...

I'd rather get caught rockin' that outfit!
I'm sure it would look a whooooole lot better on me anyway! [LOL]

MsPuddin said...

bunny- lol yummie!

ms smack- well motorboat those puppies then!

d- lol it’s just that bad huh

eb- you little freak, I knew it! agh ha!

doggy- yeah he fcked up…

verbal v- yeah I guess it will look better on some people, than others…

babyfaced- you would, you would…why all my readers some freaks???

diva- hi! Welcome! Well didn’t you come at an interesting time…lets protest to her stylist…

kayelle- man I bet when she jams, those things don’t even move…

suite b- because I love you guys !

monie- lol well work it out then!

muze- I’m a very smart girl thank you very much : )

hey I think that outfit would look hot on you!

so@24- in the back of my mind with the rest of the craziness…don’t worry I’m highly medicated, kinda, sometimes, well on a good day…

ms. behaving- probably would, handle that!

Torrance Stephens bka All-Mi-T said...

NEITHER. I was caught once boning a girl behind a soaf in her aunts house, she was too loud, and now she is married to a famous comedian with a syndicated radio morning show

N. Steven said...

whoa. now that's tough.

on one hand, cheating is a no-go.

on the other, that outfit COULD be rocked, if worn the right way (by the right person).

and on another (amputated) hand, aretha IS a legend, even though she's been looking like a big ol' can of goopy play dough.

so...i pick...the outfit. because i KNOW there's a way, be it in heaven or hell, that I would KILL that ensemble.






sike nah. give me boobies anyday.

marky said...

See? I paid for Aretha's boob job. Nice huh?

Haute in LA said...

OMG!!!!! Hilarious. Glad I floated over here.

Still_Pocahontaz said...

Let the cheating began..>SMH

Slausin-Ass Slaus said...

Id rather take the tiddys.

Cuz like, even though they are massive n nasty, and there are prolly bottle caps, classrings and chicken ass chicken bones up under them......

they are still tiddys.

Skoolboi Krush said...

I'm going to go with between Aretha's boobs. I'm hungry and I know she got some cheetos, fried chicken or donuts in there somewhere.

12kyle said...

cheating...i could survive that.


i don't think that i could survive the other two. LOL

Chelsea Talks Smack said...

HAHAHA You're fucking hilarious. I think I'd rather get caught cheating because I'd need to learn to not be such an asshole. Itd be karma.

Mizrepresent said...

lol, OMG, I choose cheating!

karrie b. said...

goodness gracious me.

maybe the outfit :\

-KB

Smitty said...

I'm gonna rideout with the Queen of Soul! Give her a motor boat!

dejanae said...

ok
ur dead wrong for that

ima have to go with the colorblind crackhead outfit

marky said...

I go with aretha...she deserves a little respect and so do they.

Steph said...

Get caught cheating. That outfit is CRIMINAL and Aretha's boobies would crush some fuckers head like a peanut!

Sojourner G said...

RE RE!!!!!!! There's no escaping the other two! LOL

Jocular Schlemiel said...

Def Aretha's rack. I could fall asleep between those bad larries.

Don said...

i hate to say this but...

i'd rather be between the tits.

*grin*

Don said...

people will hurt you if they catch you cheating. it's safe and warm between aretha's "unconditional love."

swag_ambassador said...

i mean.. boobies are like pillows.. so if im sleepy, id just snuggle up to aretha LOL

MsPuddin said...

torrance- random, but fair enough…

n. steven- hi, welcome! Work it out baby, work it out!

marky- hmmm, I’m still considering…

haute in la- hello there! Welcome…

still_p- lol you re terrible, I think that outfit would look good on you ;p

slaus- you too, I knew your ol nasty ass nasty would pick Aretha, but I think you should wear the outfit…it would give us something to talk about…done cut yourself on a sharp object…

skoolboi- mmmm, chicken…probably, save me some k?

12k- lol hmmm sounds like you’re a pro cheater, not good, not good at all…

ms smack talker- life isn’t about learning lessons…pffft

mizr- lol handle that…

kb- yeah work it mamas!

smitty- lmao, that’s disgusting…

dejanae- I’m not mad, we should do a little fashion show…

marky- lol ;p just a little but…

steph- I new your freaky ass would want to get some booty out of this deal…

soj- Re Re! lol get it!

joc- yeah aside from the sweat, they do look comfortable…

don- * side eye * you would lol, but I’m not mad. I bet you would work Aretha out, don…oh wait my bad, that wasn’t the question…

mista swag- yeah, she seems mean though I don’t know how much peace and quiet you’re going to have…

MsPuddin said...

@ everyone- Personally I would rock the outfit, we basically have to wear sh*t like that when we dance...

MsP

Prunella Jones said...

I'd rock the outfit too. I kinda like those purple sasquatch-looking leg thingees.

The Guv'ner said...

WHOA Aretha!

Those titties sure don't need mapquest directions!

Sorry did I say that out loud again?

Lady~Daydreamer said...

*Throws up a little at the sight of that chick in that outfit* I'll take none of the above for 200 Alex.

DIAMONDKT said...

Good God! Aretha's big (I mean enormous) boobies frighten me!

That being said and the fact I probably couldn't pull off that hooker outfit, I'll have to go with getting caught cheating. It seems to be the less of the 3 evils.

Afrodite said...

Um, I'd rather get caught cheating.

Suite B said...

Alright MsP - I'm coming to Cali on Sunday...tell me where I should hang out in LA

c.watson said...

Wait if we choose Aretha how long do we have to stay there? Because I'm pretty sure if it's longer than two seconds I'd die of asphyxiation, and I'm not into that.

I'd have to pick the outfit but sadly I just don't think I could rock it as well as the model.

Damn now I'm sad.

Torrance Stephens bka All-Mi-T said...

just dropped by to see how HUGE re-re's breast are again LOL

LosingIt said...

why does that chicka in the middle look like whoopi? anyways, i'd have to pick the outfit, since i got me some big ass titties of my own to deal with.

Christina said...

those boobies are huge!!!!

!*!*!*!*!Fresh and Fab!*!*!*!*! said...

LORD HAVE MERCY

anything but aretha's boobs,wow and why did she feel the need to put them all out there

G-Sweet said...

is that a gorilla in the middle... damn i cant pick cuz id hate to get caught cheatin (thats if i were a cheater...lmao)... no way id touch the ape... and lets not even start on those titties yuck... with a extra side of tyuck!

Zoƫ said...

the outfit is not so bad when worn on halloween and special events...

Z'maji of HauteBlogXOXO said...

I'd rather be gang raped by infected inmates at Rykers prison for the KKK......

Pan/Thanatos said...

As a straight man, I'd honestly rather get caught rockin that hotttt outfit... yea the second picture =)
At least with that scenario you can laught it off. The cheating, just plain fucked up and it's a choice that affects someone other than you. Arethas titties... would be the last titties I've ever got stuck between.

Adrianne M said...

I'd have to say Tits.

I love Aretha, and maybe she would sing me a song for doing it.

Hadassah said...

OMG i did not realise her knockers were that HUge!!

the second for me pls

Slick said...

Dammit girl, at least give me one desirable choice. Geeez-us.

I guess Aretha's big ass disgusting titties

MsPuddin said...

prune juice- they re hot! Work it!

guv- yes, wait…again?

lady~d- not an option, no soup for you!

dkt- men, I think that outfit would look good on you…

afrodite- lol so defiant…

suite b- send me your email…

c.watson- maybe it’s the color, if it came in orange would you be able to rock it better?

torrance- yummie huh…

losingit- she does huh! Lol

christina- yay big boobies!

fresh!!!-I don’t know…*pondering *

g- you re scandolous, negative it just a crazy lookin lady…

zoe- hi! yeah, some of the girls wear those furry things when we dance…

z’maji- you re on fire! Lmao!

pan- welcome to my spot! As a straight man I’d still have to question your sexuality…

adrianne- hi! Yeah, all she wants is a little respect…

hadassah- rock the outfit baby! yeah!

slick- aw why you got to put it that way, they could be big ass tasty or plush titties…

Don said...

@ msP: I bet you would work Aretha out no i wouldn't. lol.

eclectik said...

Gimmie caught inbetween dunnette!

Love the chocies...I can see you in that outfit RIGHT now

You're a rocksta.

e.

CapCity said...

LOL@ Ms. Smack's being honored by legendary boobs! LOL!

I'm w/ the sistahs who'll rock the outfit - cuz i'll look kinda hot in it - my newest man would like that - u didn't SAY get caught in PUBLIC;-)! LOL!

magnoliapeach said...

I'll take Aretha's big ass titties, at least they get invited to events and come out to meet the stars!!!

maverick said...

they are huge...lol..none of d three...blog updated :)

Pan/Thanatos said...

Well... let's just say it wouldn't even be the second time I've worn a dress =D

NYCPonderings Chick said...

arethras boobs cannot possibly be THAT BIG..is that seriously a real picture??? I cant even imagine...it makes me hurt just lookin at them...

James Tubman said...

i can't believe the retha's titays are that big

she definately gets much respect lol

Qucifer said...

Outfit, any

damned

Time

LadyWritesTheBlues said...

I'm sorry but Aretha's ass has GOT to be on drugs!! What other explanation is it for her to let those puppies loosed like that?!?!

LadyWritesTheBlues said...

loose-sorry

allienicole said...

arethas titties for $500!

Phat Gurl Love said...

I can kind of relate to Aretha....It's not purty folks. My husband likes em. I would hafta say cheatin.

~whispering~ Just make sure the hubby doesn't find out. Everyone but him ok?