Wednesday, April 2, 2008

Another reason why my mom is pretty awesome...

I’m sorry ya’ll, I meant to post last night, but my couch ate me. I woke up with the longest string of drool hanging from my mouth and an imprint from the remote control on my forehead. I guess that’s what happens after eating a box of jumbo candy, some popcorn, pizza and washing it down with soda. (My diet starts next week, so don’t trip, I’m good).

Speaking of good, I sure did get my mom good yesterday. She was the only one I knew who would fall for all that April Fools mess.

I was lying on the couch when my roommate came home and tried to tell me my car was messed up.

“Girl, go outside and look at your car, it’s bad,” she said. “No I’m serious girl. Go look at your car!”

It’s not that I didn’t believe her, but my butt was too lazy to get up off the couch to see what had happened to it.

“Damn,” she said. “You’re too hard to fool.”

“Oh! Now I get it, you were trying to trick me,” I said.

I had forgotten all about April Fools day.

“Hmmm”, I said. “I know who we can get, my mom.”

What should I tell her? I’m pregnant? No. I got a tattoo? No. (I really did get one recently that she doesn’t know about yet). I don’t want to give her a heart attack. I know, I’ll tell her that I ran away to Vegas and got married. No, I tell her that all the time, she wouldn’t believe me.

So I called and told her that I spent all my rent money on my hair. Do you know that she believed me!? Dying, because she was really about to Western Union me some money.

Damn, now I feel bad.

26 comments:

Anonymous said...

Only us black girls can get a way with that one (smiles)

Mothers: Well my baby look good (smiles)

anonymousnupe said...

Mmmm, yeah baby...go back to the part about the drool dangling from your bedraggled mouf.

oestrebunny said...

Haha! poor mum!

It is true though, out of the two available parents, mums' are the easiest to manipulate.

Prunella Jones said...

Dang, I forgot about April Fools. Of course, I torture my mom daily so it's just as well.

So@24 said...

You totally didn't tell us the most important part.

What kind of candy it was.

Maxie said...

I usually get my mom. Why are moms so gullible? This year I got my boss. It was awesome.

Suite B said...

I'm about to spend my rent money on my hair...tell yo momma and ask her to send me that money.

marky said...

Naughty daughter you.

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Baby Kiki Wallace, Reporter said...

:: laugh ::

My momma woulda cussed me the hale out and told me to sell my ass for rent money since my hair is on point like that. Then she woulda hung up on me.

...yeah, moms is gangster.

Babyfaced said...

How the hayle you get spam in a blog journal!

Deutlich said...

I *almost* pulled an april fools prank but then decided against it. haha

Don said...

Yeah, I agree your mom is the bomb. she loves her daughter. No question about that.

lol @ "oh I get it now. You're trying to trick me."

UBERMOUTH said...

hahaha- you're even vainer than me. SO, did you take the money?

Demon Hunter said...

Don't feel bad---you're mom was going to help you out after you splurged your money, so that's a good thing. My mom would fuss, but she'd give me money if I needed it too...lol. :*) Moms are great.

12kyle said...

Rent money on hair? LMAO!!!! That is too funny. If your mom is into sending money, I'll tell her that I just spent my rent money on hair, too. LMAO

dejanae said...

shoot
can i have ur moms
mine woulda told me to go hook for that cash back

Eb the Celeb said...

Ok... that drool thing... TMI... so so nasty... and why could I picture it....LOL

and ya momma is better than mine. If I had called her and told her that... she woulda said "Well you gonna be looking real good while you sleeping on the street." My momma crazy!

Still_Pocahontaz said...

Awwww…your mom loves you. I told my mom that I won $2000 at the casino and that I was going to pay her rent and she believed me..LMAO

Qucifer said...

Aww she was too sweet

My Mami would have beat my ass and told me to go fuck myself and sleep in and eat my hair since that's where I saw fit to spend my money.... real talk my mom is mostly an asshole

eclectik said...

Damn funny @ Drool

Lemme borrow 3 AA batteries


eclectik

Steph said...

Where would we be without our mobile bank?........er I mean our moms?

karrie b. said...

i commented on this post bout 3 times and i'm so mad, i can't say what i said for the 4th time.

-KB

MsPuddin said...

Damn, y’all got some mean mamas! And quit hatin on the drool…

MsPuddin said...

ps so@24 jumbo mike n ikes baby!!!

Verbal Vixen (T Caldwell) said...

Damn. Either your rent is seriously cheap or your hair is seriously broke, for your momma to believe that one ...

:-P