Thursday, April 24, 2008

Well if you really must know...

Armpit! Yay!

F*ck tagged, I got attacked by, Hadassah, Afrodite, Lady c, and Monie. Canon tagged me too, but then he took it back. Whatever, I don’t know why y’all want to hear more quirks about me anyway. We already know I suffer from insanity. If I give up anymore information, someone might have me committed.

Well, here goes…

  1. I think I have OCD. Every time I leave the house I have to come back and check and see if I locked the front door or turned off the flat iron. God forbid my apartment burns down because of something hair related.

  2. I’m a really big movie buff. If I haven’t seen it, I’ve heard of it. I also like going to the movies by myself. I can sit where I want.

  3. I really hate cuddling, especially after sex. I’m feeling DL when he was like, “move, scoot over, it’s hot!” lol Don’t get me wrong I like a nice bear hug every now and again, but you can keep all that spooning to yourself, playa.

  4. I really need to clean out my refrigerator, my car, my closet, like pretty much everything needs some attention.

  5. I like going to strip clubs. The ones that serve alcohol preferably, because it’s the quickest scheme to getting drunk fast. You see, the guys that go to strip clubs think that if they liquor you up then you’ll hop up on stage and they’ll get a nice random amateur show. Not gonna happen, but thanks for the cocktail homie!

  6. I really hate when I bump into someone I haven’t seen in a long time and they’re like, “damn you look like you lost a lot of weight.” Um, thanks for the compliment, but I don’t ever remember being that big in the first place????
There! Now I’m taggin’ kiki, smitty, Q, that saddity chic, 12k and Sabina.

1. Link the person who tagged you…

2. Mention the rules in your blog…

3. Tell about 6 unspectacular quirks of yours

4. Tag 6 bloggers by linking them

5. Leave a comment on each of the tagged blogger’s blogs letting them know they’ve been tagged

37 comments:

Folk said...

Better be glad I had to get some sleep last night. I was going to tag you up myself. Now about that...

One Man’s Opinion said...

You know what I just realized, Ms. Puddin. I need to be coming to this blog more than the other one. This is where all the juice is.

Jocular Schlemiel said...

I swear I get conned into spooning every single night. I could come home at 4am when the chick is sound asleep and she'd still yank me over. WTF?

Qucifer said...

BWahahha I just think ya'll bloggers are hellbent on not letting me keep a damned secret to myself

Qucifer said...

...oh wait Spooning with certain (most) guys fucking S-U-C-K-S

anonymousnupe said...

Not everything needs attention, P. That left armpit? Immaculate.

surviving myself said...

cleaning out the fridge is one my worst fears.

Maxie said...

I'm so with you on 3, 4, and 5... especially 5. Strip clubs are the shit.

Sojourner G said...

Co-signing #3!

Muze said...

you got tagged too, huh? it's going around! lol.

lol people say that to me all the time.

i'm like uhhh dayum was i fat and didn't know it? lol.

strip clubs ...i used to go a lot. i prefer women's clubs over men's. naked men are just gross...swanging and dangling everywhere. yuck! LOL.

my purse used to be a hot mess.

but i cleaned it out. so i'm good now.


good post. hope all is well.

Stew said...

only heard a hand full of females say they don't like spooning, but it is always strange to hear. i do not know it it is a sad thing or not, but im 23 and never been to a strip club.

NYCPonderings Chick said...

haha laughing at the losing weight one....thats what happened when i first came home from college and i was like "good to know i was huge in high school apparently.."

Eb the Celeb said...

I am loving that pic... fierce lady~
you havent posted a pic in a while too... good to see ya still living it up!

Prunella Jones said...

That is one fresh looking armpit. No deoderant flakes for you!

I always enjoy reading about other people's quirks.

Still_Pocahontaz said...

LOL at you need to clean out all those things.

I have left the house more times than I am proud of with an eye on the stove burning or the iron/flat iron left on

I have only been to two strip clubs and they were both bootleg, nothing like what i see on Tv..LOL

James Tubman said...

serves the guys right for trying to exploit you in that obscene way

guys gotta learn that you don't even need money

good rap will do everytime

Slausin-Ass Slaus said...

I dont know where you end and the dress begins. yall the same colour.

:: throws a smoke bomb and runs ::

: out of breath after 5 steps:

: passes out :

LadyShay said...

I might have to try that strip club tactic!

12kyle said...

Thanks fo tha tag! I'ma do it when I get back to Atlanta tomorrow night (long story...I'll explain later)

I don't spoon no more either. Tired of wifey fallin asleep on my damn arm. Who wants to wake up with the "dead arm"? LOL

MsPuddin said...

folk- yeah I don’t know why people like taggin me, I’m flattered, but damn pretty soon I’m just be reading my medical records n sh*t…

one man- yeah, I thought you knew. I noticed you were at my other spot a lot and I never post over there…

joc- see my ex would yank me over, so I feel your pain. Its like man I’m over here by the wall chillin for a reason…

q- yeah, true it does depend on the guy…yeah I tell me about, I have nothing left to tell

nupe- would you lick it?

surviving- isn’t it scary. I took my roomies movies back for her, so now she’s cleaning it out…yay!

maxie- they re f*cking great, gah, great great great!

soj- ya feel me!

muze- hay! Hows it goin? All is well…yeah they re like how did you lose all that weight? I’m well like well I can’t remember the last time I went to the gym and I really like pizza, I don’t know lol

stew- I guess it depends on the guy. Or maybe I’m just mean. I need my sleep and my space. You re not really missing anything, as far as strip clubs. Either its your thing or its not, but I mean, go check it out and get back to me…

nyc chick- I’m not going to lie I did gain the freshman like 40, but that was uh um five six years ago!

eb- yeah quick little party pic…

prune juice- its so fresh and so full of pudding!

Poca- yeah I’m thinking the clubs I go to are bootleg too, but I still go, for the drinks lol

James- why strip when I can hook? I kid, I kid.

slaus- only you. yeah see you knew you had to cut out of here. But for real though, I am like the lightest I’ve been in my life. I need a tan before I start getting mistaken for MJ…

shay- it works! ;p

12k- ok explain later, no hurry. Yeah I’ve had guys complain about that whole dead arm thing, but I’m never the one to initiate my head being there in there first place…lol

the old me said...

#5...Really? You are one smart chic

Smitty said...

Fuck being tagged! I'm not doing it!

Hmmmffhh!

Jadore.Tokeyo said...

i've noticed alot of peopl ehave ocd behavior..me included.

if it's really hot, i'll push a guy off me quick, and he if come back..i'll get upset.."yo..back up off me, it's too hot for all that bullshit..oh you getting mad..exit stage left!"

i need to clean my car out too. i been saying that for the past 2 months. won't get done today or tomorrow for that matter

i.can't.complain. said...

1. lol. so it's okay if it burns down... so long as it's not hair related?

2. going to the movies by yourself is liberating.

3. no cuddling for ms.P hunh?

4. im with u on the need to a good car cleaning. shit's not pretty.

5. thnx for the tip on how to score some free drinks.

6. lmao ! i guess it's just something to say.

-1-

anonymousnupe said...

Would I lick it?! What kinda Nupe do you think I am?! It depends on whether your anti-persperant contained zinc or not, of course. But I'd damn sho fanger it. Was that an invite?

Now scume. Gotta give Slaus some non-gay mouf to mouf...STAT!Here, P, put on this nurse uniform...

See, that wasn't gay, right?

CapCity said...

#5 is funny as HAYL ...and um, *lookin' 'round*, i might have to try that! LOL!

I like spooning for a few - i think butt-touching is better! LOL!

marky said...

My sex IQ went down on an online test i took because the answer i gave to 'what do you like to do after sex' was "get the fuck out of there" (as opposed to smoke, cuddle, pee or shower).

Your boobies look more than fine and ample so unless you give me soft evidence to the contrary....NO BOOBS FOR U

...you're adorable in that yellow.

Demon Hunter said...

Ms. P,
You may not have an OCD. It depends on how many times you check that stuff. LOL. :*)

Torrance Stephens bka All-Mi-T said...

olay ms diva not in to strip clubs, maybe because of the three monhs i used to dance in college, yep thus the name horseman and i got tagged 3 times today, what gives dam dam damn

Hex said...

Down here in certain parts of the south we have a line drawn between strip clubs and what's called "bikini clubs."

Basically, if the girls get nude -- the club can't serve booze.

So your plan wouldn't sorta work here, unless you're looking to get loaded up on kool-aid or bottled water.

Stupid, stupid, law.

MsPuddin said...

the old me- hi! Yes, beauty and brains, go figure…

smitty- boo! *throwing tomatoes*


tokeyo- yeah back up playa, I thought guys didn’t like cuddling, apparently I thought wrong…

-1- not so much the hair related issue, just trying to explain that to people if it happens…

nupe- why I gotta put on a nurse uniform while you make out with slaus? I want no part in this * walks away*

capcity- no touching for me! Lol I like to lay on my stomach one leg up captain morgan style…

marky- hmmm I need to take this test…link? Women are supposed to pee after sex, men usually fall asleep, well in my experience…

dh- oh just once *whew! * thanks

horseman- really…lol…I got drunk the other night and gave my number to the male stripper we hired for my friends bday…

hex- no it’s the same out here in cali, so I guess I go to the tittie bar and get drunk…tomato tomahto… lol

Sabina said...

I just did one of these like a month ago. I doubt anyone wants MORE random facts about me quite yet...

Also, what are you doing showing your armpit like that? SLUT.

UBERMOUTH said...

hahahaha@ thanks for the cocktail homie!!! That made me roar!

The Flyyest said...

i love the pic!!!!!!


LMAO @ #6!!!!!!!!!

That Saddity Chic said...

I'm finally back in Cali and did my tag!

Chelsea Talks Smack said...

hahaha number 6 is awesome. I'm totally with you there.

12kyle said...

hey! I answered your tag