Tuesday, April 8, 2008

Don’t Quit Your Day Job

Doesn’t it seem like lately everyone wants to be a model or a rapper?

My ex used to make fun of me because for a while I thought I was America’s Next Top Model. I got into some local promotional modeling a few years ago, but sh*t I’m only 5’5”. I don’t know where I thought I was going, but it sure wasn't the runway. (I think at the time I was just bored and needed to fill an insecure void. I’m over it now. Honestly.)

Anyway, when I was on my model hype, I started a page on modelmayhem.com. It’s like a professional MySpace for models, photographers, make-up artists, designers, etc. The stuff on the site varies from real high-end fashion modeling to some incredible artsy photography...

Then in between the mayhem there are, of course, the amateurs. The stuff that makes you go huh???


Work it out! Get it!You’re a tiger!

Oh yeah, you’re an animal!

I don’t know, but for some reason I didn’t want to see that…

That’s it, send that poor message out to all the little girls in America.

I know, I know. I either need Jesus or a new hobby...

MsP

32 comments:

Canon Adonis said...

WTF is up with the chick with all the polka dots on her? and McSloppy-Ass covered in whatever the hell out of the fridge? and Winehouse Lohan @ the end? Ha. I can imagine P posing at the toilet with the tagline: "Anorexia- Lets toss That Breakfast" or something dumb like that...

Hadassah said...

OMG! @ the amateur pictures!

Ms. emmotions said...

Arrrrrrrrrghhhhh !

these are a handful i tell u,

interesting blog u ve here

Krissyface said...

Jesus Christ. The girl with the food all over her looks like she is covered in menstrual blood.
Too much before Starbucks in the morning. But...horrifyingly entertaining nonetheless.

Verbal Vixen (T Caldwell) said...

The chick on the bridge and the one with the guitar - great pics!

The polka-dotted lady and Jam is Truly Outrageous had me dying laughing!

Deutlich said...

I need to go pick my jaw up off the floor.

Don said...

I like the last picture. It's kinda funny, and probably even true. I laughed when I saw it.

I'm scared of the woman sitting next to the fridge. She's too bout it bout it, to be a model. lol.

karrie b. said...

um. can you say disclaimer?!?! i'm at work!

-KB

Sabina said...

I'm at a loss for words.

MsPuddin said...

canon- your talking about me? Man I don’t think I could ever get to be THAT skinny…I would have to try really hard.

hadassah- right…

ms.emmotions- welcome! Please, come in, sit down and stay awhile…

krissy- isn’t it gross? Usually if the chick is hot I would like some chocolate off her, but this girl needs to lose the wig and take a shower…

verbal vixen- yeah there is some great stuff on the site, but um some of the others, yeah, not so much…

d- handle that…lol

don- ain’t she, like “n*gga come and like this SH*t off me or I’ma have to kill you”…*throws up signs and head nudge *

karrie b- my bad. I thought amateurs was going to be enough, I forget that I blog from home sometimes. * don’t read at work!!!

sabina- lol yeah it's pretty bad…

Suite B said...

you need your butt beat for this one...I think I almost got fired looking at some at some of those post

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Still_Pocahontaz said...

Omy damn!!!...I swear I could've lived my life without seeing those last set of pics!

Monie said...

OH my HELL! You just made me go into a coughing fit looking at this! LOL!

Um, dude with his titty out...is slightly yum.

eclectik said...

LOVE the flicks!

Is this another "Find Banana" in the group? LOL

e.

MsPuddin said...

suite B- yeah my page is not pg today, my bad...

still_p- lol really though...

monie- I know isnt he? He looks kind of young though. mamas lil boy toy...hehe

e- haha, naw I'm not in on this one. I was going to post one of my amateurs, but I chickened out...

The Flyyest said...

whoa whoa whoa.....LMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAO!!!

Folk said...

Uhhhh... I think I lost my internet connection with that polka dot... art and amatuers don't go hand in hand.

However, beauty is in the eye of the beholder.

James Tubman said...

dag

i don't know if the ones at the end can make the cut lol

on creativity the get an A though

Qucifer said...

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhggggggghhh my eyes!! my poor baby eyes!!!

MsPuddin said...

flyyest- lol you crack me up...

folk- yes it is, but my eyes are kind of burning so I guess Im not this beholder...


james- definitely an A for effort...


q- some soft porn and a squirt of red eyes will cure that...

marky said...

those is some big mamas!...lottsa lovin to be had there oh YEAH. no more man-ass puddin please. that's not good for my extremely heterosexual psyche.

So@24 said...

I just puked in my mouth.

maverick said...

lol....u shud come to india...it ll b a breath of fresh air :)

blog updated :) n do checkout the video in a post there :)

Ms Smack said...

holy toledo, those pics made my retina's bleed!

Ms. Behaving said...

To the dude with the pale @ss, the chick with the spots, and the chick whose sitting before the open fridge I say puhleeze don't quitcha day jobs...

Bwahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahaha

Afrodite said...

I have no words. Wait, yes I do...

That Asian guy with his ass showing? What kind of "What what, In The Butt" foolishness is that?

Skoolboi Krush said...

OMG! How did I miss this hot ass mess? The chick with the polka dots is classic. LMAO

N. Steven said...

you know you ain't right.

*sings* watch out for da big girls...watch out for da big girls...

Sojourner G said...

I vote Jesus! Side eye at ol' girl with the strawberries. Ewww.
(not to exclude any of the rest of that)

G-Sweet said...

cmon mannn... warnm me 1st... i was @ work when i 1st looked at this shit... awkward!

Z'maji of HauteBlogXOXO said...

That dudes ass shot was wronger than Re-Re's tiddy folds and I'm offended about it.....if ever we meet you owes me some sort of back alley, illegal act and I got a "2 for 1" coupon.....