Dear readers,
My vagina has recently packed up and bounced out. So if you see her on I-90 with a suitcase full of lube, condoms and birth control, can you please call me at 1-800-GET-LAID?
Thanks,
MsP
Monday, October 27, 2008
MISSING VAGINA
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I've been trying to get a good up close and personal look even way before she went missing. Now that I know there's a better possibility I shall be on full alert.
*immediately checks side of milk carton*
I'll alert the authorities so they can post an Amber Alert. Please send a pic ASAP so I can forward to the news stations.
Maybe she left looking for the promised land??? Mine left to that heffa chucked me the deuces and bounced... lol....
there's hope.....
mine just came home, and she brought a fine speciman with her....hmmmm
wait for her, she'll come back home
You have got to hear Detatchable Penis by King Missle. Go to You tube.
This was a funnie post.
Jaycee
Eeeee- sorry about that. I was borrowing it. I'll clean it up and have it back to you this week.
girl you ssttoooopppppiiiddd!
ha...
Lmao. I hope she is found soon in good condition, and not p-poppin on a handstand.
i hope she makes it back safe and sound lmao.
LOL...you're crazy, girl...
i know it can not be that hard to find some dick out there. stop complaining, get out there, and get yourself some penis
...if I find it, you might not get it back. lmao
Maybe they are just hibernating?
lmao.
haven't been over here in a while, but i see you're still crazy puddin. lol.
i'll let you know if i see her.
lol.
send it here and i will handle her 2 bang or not 2 bang
Will keep an eye out if she shows in Vegas....lol
Poor thing.
Surely you have a reward out for her...
you need your ass beat.
-KB
THA'S WHY the traffic's been all CRAZY! LOLOL!!!
she must be doing a bonnie & clyde/thelma & louise with my vagina
Lmao! You are wild! I'm sure she's in good company.
what the hell happened?!?!
Hilarious!!
Lol@ SWH: I do hope she's not p-poppin on a hand stand or headed to St Louis for a Tip Drill remix
Yeah, mine has fucked off somewhere (not literally, unfortunately) too...
haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
if I find it I'll letcha know!
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