Thursday, July 23, 2009

Another Bald Headed Beezy

I first heard about this from the folks over at Oh Hell Nawl! Solange knew the paps would be outside to capture that fuzz puff. The least she could have done for my eyes was worn a hat or at least gotten lined up with a design. Halle, Amber, Rihanna, etc. hella women cut their hair short and made it look good. Solange looks like she didn’t even attempt to pro-style the edges.

I want to sit here and clown that mess of a haircut, but I kind of feel bad.

In my opinion when women cut all their hair off it’s because they are really going through something. Even Amy Winehouse’s beehive recently got significantly shorter. And we all saw Brittney with the umbrella and the I’m-going-to-eat-your-babies-bitch look in her eyes.

Solange posted something on her twitter earlier today about how she had too much to worry about versus her hair. And that she was just taking her son to school. She said that she didn’t get a style, because her intentions were never to make any type of trend or statement.

Honey, that haircut says a lot. That haircut says pay attention to me now damnit! That haircut says I don’t really have a career, I live in my sister’s shadow and I don’t know where my life is going. Someone. Please. Help.

Whatever she is going through emotionally, understandable, we all have our days. However, financially? Shieeeet. Her sister is Beyonce and her brother-in-law is Jay-z. Please tell me they couldn’t toss this heffa a couple dollars to go get lined up???

10 comments:

Anonymous said...

I think it looks horrible.

Anonymous said...

I think her (and Bey's) hair has ALWAYS been like this since they wear all that weave and wig crap 24/7. This story has blew up my Google Reader lol and I think her hair was so brittle and broken that she had no choice BUT to cut it

I agree that she needed it lined and greased but hey I guess they all want to be like Amber Rose [who copied from the ledgendary GRACE JONES]

Yep nothing to see here folks, just another attention seeker!

I AM MINE said...

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UBERMOUTH said...

Well, they will have no one to blame but themselves if she has to write biographies on them for her next do.

FeFe Johnson said...

lol petty

James Tubman said...

i like women with short hair

it means they are bucking traditional norms and it shows that they are deep thinkers

at least this is what i tell them so i can try to get their number lol

Cloudkickerss said...

lol thats funny BRITTANY SPEARS!

Anonymous said...

I think women cutting their hair off or short or bald have little to do with what they are going threw emotionally. I think they don't want to be a slave to what's going on now. Weaves and wigs and press in curls galore. They are freeing themselves from that sort of beauty slavery woman put themselves threw to keep up with the next bitch. I think cutting your hair off can be liberating and everyone i know who's done it says exactly that. They feel liberated and free. It's not for everyone. and some women can't seem to break away from the $500 weave and 8 hrs in a salon. I applaud those who are brave enough to step out of the box. Even if others think it's JUST for attention.

Grace said...

yea, this is so not cute

Reggie said...

Yeah, that shit ain't cute. Not everyone can pull this look off.....I don't recommend this for just anybody.....no matter how cute they think they are.