...get trapped inside Kat Stacks vagina...
...roll around in fake blood at the crack house with Lindsay Lohan...
...or have a baby with Kelis?
Tuesday, May 11, 2010
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13 comments:
Tough....oh so tough....but if I HAD to choose I'd take rolling around in blood at a crack house....shiii I may come out there with a dollar or two from scaring the crackheads
Tough call -- but I'm leaning towards makin babies with Kelis. Sure she'll take half my money afterwards, but if my math is correct, that still leaves me with $2.50 -- so I could still get lunch if I needed to.
Kat Stacks -- Not. Ever.
@epitome go head girl, don't get a splinter...
@hex I'll go to lunch w you, we can eat and run ;)
D@mnit! Must I choose? Can I wear a condom suit if I choose option one? Can I double it up too?
But if that's not an option then I'm going to have to go on strike as these are unsafe blogging conditions and Folk gonna sue.
lmao...I'ma go w/ Lindsay. haha
Let's see so you want me to choose between being trapped in Kat's cooch which though probably roomier than my 2 bedroom apartment it would mean I would be constantly pooked and prodded by miscellaneous peen at all hours of the day and night - Nope.
Rolling around in blood in a crack house with Lindsay. Hmm, I could lose a couple pounds in the process and you know with Lindsay's dollars I'd get the premium crack, if such a thing exists. However, I'd probably get a splinter or nail or something stuck in me and get The AIDS from such and experiment so - PASS!!!!
Which leaves having a baby with Kelis...though her milkshake does bring all the boys to the yard her fashion sense is senseless. iREFUSE to have a baby with her and have it instantly arrested by the fashion police.
You forgot to offer cyannide!
omg!!! idk bout that one! lol
Any other choices? Where have you been Ms.Pud?
I choose "kill myself" for $200 Alex.
Kelis any day Baby!
Damn, that's a tough one!!!
Damn. Kelis was so sexy back in the gap.
2 outta 3, top-down, outta town, except for the last one, dig? But, yet, not here, only in Heaven, where we shall have the BIGGEST-ol party-hardy this side of the universal machine (if they have'm). God blessa youse -Fr. Sarducci, ol SNL
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