Wednesday, May 13, 2009

Would you rather...

...be a single parent of 14...

...have eight kids and your partner cheats on you...

...or find out a child you've been parenting for years was never yours in the first place???

26 comments:

who? said...

definitely have 8 kids... I'd smack the shit outta somebody if a kid wasn't mine... did you hear about that lady that had twins by 2 different dudes... its on worldstarhiphop.com... too lazy to get the link

Tiffany said...

hmmmm good question, but i think i'll take the eight kids please so i can smack the shit outta him

14 kids is WAY too much

and it would hurt too much to have the kid not be mine.

Me said...

Folk gonna take option number 3.

suiteSTL said...

I would never want 14 kids cause there wold be NO fun after that plus there is no way your body would look right

I'm not taking care of no damn kids only to find out the damn kid ain't mine. Somebody would have to pay me back and die slow

So I guess I'm stuck with the Cheater and I would let Karma take care of any man that is stupid enough to cheat on me after I had 8 of his kids

Stew said...

i would rather have the eight kids and have my partner cheat. that would be easier to deal with in my book.

the first is obviously not a great choice and the third would be hard to deal with because you and the kid have developed a bond. you do not want to hurt a kid like that

ChpterReads said...

I'm going to have to say that I'd go with option number 2.. 8 kids and having my hubby cheat.. 14 kids is way too much and do you see her stomach, that shyt is way too scary for me.. HELL NO.. and having a kid that I think is mine that in turn isn't mine..I'd kill someone so no.. so the lesser of all 3 would have to be option 2.. cause I think with some time and some patience and a few late night bangers I can get my husband to see the error of his ways..

Baking With Plath said...

Oh definitely the latter.

Kingsmomma said...

I'll take option Number 2. Option 1 i'd probably jump off a bridge, option 3 i'd probably be in a drunken daze for life.

Stephie J said...

#3. I wouldnt want to squeeze more than 3 kids out of my crotch!!!

Anonymous said...

Damn! None of the above! *lol* Definetly not #1. CRAZY!

Kate has made quite a bit of money from the show, but I have child and NO desire for any more.

I'm going to have to go with option #3. The love and relationship between the "parent" and "child" should still be there, regardless of what the DNA says. Hopefully, you can reflect back to think of it as money well spent on your child.

Grace said...

DEFINITELY find out a child you've been parenting for years was never yours in the first place!

It's only one... I love them anyway.

Miss Rosa said...

Option 3 please. You can still love a kid as if he or she is your very own. But eight kids is too many and 14 is WAYYYYY too many and did you look at her belly? Holy shite that's gotta hurt.

achoiceofweapons said...

Option 3. At least I believed the kid was mine and I loved and took care of the child. The Mom may have believed it was mine too. But we would definately have to have a conversation.

saturn ruling said...

KATE CHEATED FIRST!

Cunning_Linguist said...

This John and Kate thing is all bullshit. It's all manufactured and she's a greedy pig for even putting her porcupine fat head on tv anyways.

With that said, yes..... I'm jealous.

Anonymous said...

Definitely going with the 8 kids, cheating man. 14 kids? No, thank you. In that first picture, I can just imagine her stomach exploding and gremlins crawling out. GROSS.

Anonymous said...

Fuck man! I'd take an illegitimate ONE cause is like this: You raised him/her... does it stop being yours at that point???

and plus I kind of hate kids so one would be That'senoughkthxsbai

Amazon said...

I would def choose option 3. Sure maybe you put your time, money and effort in to a child that wasn't your, but ultimately it might have made a better life for that child. 14 kids is ridiculous, and watching Jon & Kate last night broke my heart. So yeah, give me my un-biological child please.

Anonymous said...

Option 3 because love is love. I wouldn't look at the kid any different after I've developed a loving bond with them.

Option 1 sucks... why do that to yourself?

Option 2 makes me wanna do someting to someone else... it just ain't right.

MsFreshBananaPuddin said...

Man, yall took the easy way out. I'd take the 14 kids and sell them on ebay...although I would hope for a surrogate...

Karie said...

That is SO bad...

rachaelgking said...

I think the last one. Because then at least I only have one kid. And by then it would feel like yours anyway- I'd write off the baby mama, of course, but not the munchkin after years of acting like a father.

Maxie said...

I'd go with number 2.

Chelsea Talks Smack said...

Um....definitly not number one?

CraigJC said...

I believe there was a movie, "Eight is Enough?!" Yeah.

I AM MINE said...

how about we get together for a drink and have a little spanky time