Monday, September 21, 2009

Hood Summer Fest 2009

So I went to a pool party @ the Clarion yesterday. * crickets * I know, that should have been my first red flag. I was lucky they even had a pool. It was a hood fest in its entirety. Clear plastic heels, fake Louis Vuitton and the guys came in groups of ten, dressed in plain white Ts with white towels on their heads.

There was a model contest. Let me rephrase that. There was a booty shakin’ contest. About 10 to 15 girls graced the stage (um box?) in their bikinis. Each one was announced by name and their hobby. I want to say that 90 percent of the hobbies had something to do with dancing, entertaining and possibly doing the splits.

All this happened within the first hour. I needed a drink. My boy was like, “Don’t trip, I got a bottle coming.” One hour later, in room 122 was a bottle of Hennessey, Patron and some cranberry juice. * side eye * I decided my best bet was the bar.

On my way back from the bar, I noticed some girl had decided to take a dip in the hot tub. She’s in the tub. Her fake ass ponytail was lying next to the tub. One of the 25 photographers at the party runs over, snaps a picture and then literally picks up this random girl’s hair and throws it in the trash.

OMG. Yes. This actually happened...


Let me not lie, even though I felt like I was cast in Plies’ next music video, I was entertained. And on the plus side there were no kids there and no one got shot. However, I knew it was time for me to go home when I found someone’s fake tittie (cutlet) on the ground.

Shout out to Big Dave Presents, Socially Flyy , QB Chronicles and BigBootyRemy for the photo!! You know I love you guys. All press is good press :)

20 comments:

Citizen Ojo said...

My God!!!

MsFreshBananaPuddin said...

yeah pretty much lol

Bella said...

LMAO! i woulda spit my drink out laughing when he tossed that chick's ponytail into the trash hahahaha

Wilfredo said...

Hmph, I've grown fond of booty shaking. This doesn't happen in my neck of the woods.

Gypsi Ayes said...

Great stuff. Love your blog. I generally try to avoid the local hood events, but of course, every now and then I cant get out of making a brief appearance. One thing rings true. I am always entertained.

Hex said...

Oh man, All is full of FAIL!

Wilfredo said...

That top photo is KILLING me! Is that a (live)stock photo?

Crowscious said...

Nasty. How did you end up there anyways? Judging by the first photo, the women weren't much to look at were they? LOL

suga said...

Um, I coulda sworn my homie posted on twitter about a chick being in a pool with a pony tail chillin OUTSIDE of the pool. Was this party in the Bay Area? lol

MsFreshBananaPuddin said...

@suga lmao! damn she HELLA got busted all out...!

MsFreshBananaPuddin said...

Thanks everyone for reading! I'ma try and bring this blog back!!

xxxx said...

damnnnn a hot ghetto mess.. was this in florida?

♥ Ms. Kendall ♥ said...

Po chile!!! They THREW away her phony pony! *dies*
XoXo

That Girl said...

terribleee

blackwomenblowthetrumpet.blogspot.com said...

This is just toooo much...

UBERMOUTH said...

My God, I'd like to be you for a day.

Mista Jaycee said...

Oooh! Thanks for the visuals! Hi Puddin! I missed you! Did you miss me?

Reggie said...

Damn!!!

By the way, she's wrong for Taking that picture!!!

the uppity negro said...

i woulda had to have a coupla drinks after that piece ended up in the trash....

but wait....the CLARION?!?!?! BWAAHAHAHAHA!!

minista said...

Clarion..I wouldn't go to a hepatitis party at the Clarion...i'm sure several people left with a bushel of crabs.