A Drunk Decision by Default

"It was a one time thing, that happened twice and will probably happen again."

I’m torn.

I’m deciding if the night scene of bars, booze and loud annoying drunk people is still my ‘thing’. More productive projects are underway, but going out used to be somewhat therapeutic. So I decided to make a list, to weed out the reasons why my ass is still booty shaking in the club. So here are my Pros and Cons of going to the club/bar:

Pro-I can wear my 4-inch stiletto heels and dress up like my version of a celebrity, without having to hear, “what are you so dressed up for?” “Where are you going?” or “Who are you trying to impress?” I can simply say, “I’m going out.”

Con-creepy drunk guy stares at me all night like I’m a Border Chophouse steak and sends me I-want-to-smear-butter-all-over-your-body eyes all night

Pro- networking; possibly having interesting conversations and meeting lots of new people

Con- not understanding a f*cking thing that comes out of anyone’s mouth, due to loud music and extensive $3 well drinks

Pro- shaking my ass on the dance floor

Con- creepy drunk guy coming up behind me on the dance floor and pushing up against me so that his d*ck manages to go right up the crack of my ass

Pro- cute guy in the blue buttoned-up shirt buys me a drink and tells me I’m beautiful (score! :D)

Con- HATERS!! (this is for that b*tch who got mad because I “bumped into her.” Please note: you are in the club, it is full to capacity, someone is going to touch you and quite possibly spill a little of your drink. If this bothers you, then stay your ol’ grumpy ass home. Thanks:))

Pro- giving cute guy in the blue buttoned-up shirt my phone number

Con- his baby mama throwing a tantrum

Pro- getting hook-up on free drinks

Con- barf = not hot

Pro- not knowing how my night will end

Con- not knowing how my night will end

Pro- cute guy in the blue buttoned-up shirt calls me

Con- I can’t remember his name :(

I guess it’s going to be another Blockbuster night…*sigh*