Monday, February 4, 2008

Ridiculously Good Looking

I’m lookin’ good these days. I’m turning heads, breaking necks and getting $1 bills tucked into my Oh Hell Nawl panties.

How do I know I that I am so ridiculously good looking?

Well, the other day at work this girl turned to me and said, “You look really pretty today. You used to be like kind of ugly, but lately you have been looking better.”

“I had some work done,” I said in response.

I’m sure somehow, in some twisted way, my coworker meant that as some sort of compliment??? Nine times out of ten, I don’t put in a whole lot of effort when getting ready in the morning. So it’s good to know on a day I took the time to shower, put on my face, smell good, brush my teeth and hair, somebody noticed. Sheeeit.

I’ll admit to coming to work lookin’ a little tore back, occasionally, but damn. She’s lucky I wasn’t suicidal, because she could have been the culprit for me going home and having a “Britney moment”. When I hear little comments like ^hers^, I tend to take it lightly. In my opinion, can’t please all the people all the time. I know if I really wanted to, I have the potential to look alright.

Besides, beauty is only skin deep, right? RIGHT!?? I know I’m throwing out a lot of clichés in this post, but honestly our society has a real misconception of beauty…

(Is she really applying make up to a skeleton??? Get that b*tch a chicken wing stat!!! Make it spicy!!!)

Anyway, I had a request for a pic of me “without my face all scrunched up”. Since I’m really, really good looking these days, I thought I’d go ahead and throw up a decent Puddin’ flick. I’ll let my readers be the judge of my so-called “beauty”.

For the record, the best compliment I have ever received was, “you’re pretty, but your personality makes you even more beautiful”.

Tell me , what is the best compliment you’ve ever received???

46 comments:

OneSkinnyGirl said...

you hot Ms Pud, I would!

As for the skinny chick, she needs more than a fuckin' chicken wing baby, she needs the whole bird!

Best compliment: "not bad"

oestrebunny said...

That picture is perhaps one of the most disturbing pictures I have ever seen.

Not you, you are of course, beautiful but that poor model girl.

Caesar Cannon said...

scrunched up face + tongue out = hot banana puddin... but you def look good in that jawn...

that model is way too skinny. wtf? did she actually go out and model like that?

the closest thing I've recieve that might be taken as a compliment: "You ain't shit, Cee... but you lucky I love you." IDK how that's a compliment, but they don't say positive things about me because I'm always clowning them.

The Star (show me the love!)

Marleaux said...

"You used to be like kind of ugly"

That's some bs. And how does homechick look?

Ww have a coworker that walks around and in so many words, calls us all fat. She's the biggest in the office, but since she's striving to be a 2, she feels she has a right. Chile eats nothing but air and crackers for lunch, and she's still a 14. I'm sure she'd rather look like the chick in the pic.

BTW, is that Donatella Versace's daughter. Last I heard she was a good 80 lbs.

Krissyface said...

Girls can be so bitchy. I think that chick was just jealous of you. I can't imagine you ever being ugly. I got all excited to post the best compliment I'd ever received, and now I can't recall it. That sucks. I need a self-esteem workshop, pronto.

Obesio said...

Best compliment ever: In college, I had unprotected sex with a young woman in a ditch behind a house where there was a party going on. She kept telling me how big my schlong was. Even though it was not true, she really sold it, and that would have been the best compliment that I ever got, except the next morning my jerky housemate jumped in my bed and told me that he took the chick home and that she was in his room. Somehow that took away from the whole thing.

Diva said...

Girl... You'll never convince me that even on your non-showered, makeupless, bad hair days you aren't the hottest bitch in the bunch!

Compliment that made me happiest: Big T told "you're so beautiful" when I just woke up looking like something my cat yacked up in the floor.

Koffee Dyme said...

Gurl you crack me up everytime I stop by....
That photo is disgusting. forget the chicken.. Include a cow.

Your pretty. Its all because you never smile in photos I've seen but you already know that....

The best compliment.. I think it as "god, your so beautiful, or whatever it was...

Slausin-Ass Slaus said...

Ok the truth of the matter is personality can sure as hell upgrade a person, just as it can turn a pretty woman into a hag.

In all of your pix pudidn, in my opinion you're a pretty lil doll, and your personality has ya trading high on the Nazdack.

Best compliment I usually get is: "Im sorry but for a fat dude, I would SO :BLEEP: you."

Im an easy whore.
I think thats why wifey keeps me.
I put out.

Deutlich said...

If I had heard that chick say that ish I mighta smacked her across the head on your behalf.

Hate when bitches act like that. I do. Just keep your big trap shut, ya know?

In other news? You're a hottie. Yep.

tryin' to remember the best compliment I received but I suck at memory games. Yep.

Karrie B. said...

your a hottie! what was she talkin' abt? the nerve.

the nicest compliment i've ever received was from a guy telling me i was "perfect" compared to his ex chics. he was so in love with my tattoos...like all he wanted to do was kiss them! (peep new 1 one)

omggggg i love it so much when girls flirt with me. i flirt back...i just can't help it! omg and i love it when men from other nationalities try 2 bag me. like there's this sexy asian that works @ a weave store around my way, and he always tells me how pretty i look all the time and how beautiful my eyes are. he better calm down before i...ok i'm leaving!!!

-karrie b.

MsPuddin said...

skinny girl- thanks! “not bad” I hope they weren’t referring to your skills in between the sheets…

bunny- welcome to the fashion industry, yum!

cannon- I always got jokes too, so I think ppl just assume I’m ok with my looks anyway, which is a good thing.

I got you!

marleaux- Sounds like she’s is taking her own insecurities out on you, I hate it when ppl do that…yea I saw a pic of that Versace chick. It’s sad when people perceive themselves as looking good when they are that unhealthy…

krissy- think real hard and come back!!!

obeso- unprotected sex!? Was that also the dumbest thing you ve ever done? Hey, well if she went home w your roommate she obviously um gets around…

diva- thanks mamas, I’m glad I have you around to boost my esteem! Now that’s love, when someone can tell you you re beautiful when you look like cat yack…yum…

koffee- yes get her the cow and some French fries…stat! maybe a pepsi?

slaus- I’m down, add me to that group of ladies, fat dude… thanks slaus, you dirrrty little whore, * you-make-me-feel-like-a-natural-woman*

deutlich- yeah I was like um ok, and that’s YOUR opinion…think about it, get back to us…

MsPuddin said...

karrie b– you crack me up, digging the new tat, I did see that, didn’t know it was new…yeah I have a “tramp stamp” and my ex told me if I didn’t have it, we wouldn’t be together lol punk!!

Get ya flirt on, you me R Kelly…ya feel me!

marky said...

Owwwww! ssssssssss. i got burnt lookin' you so HOT! Email me when you want to get together doll! I'll be savin it up for you.

anonymousnupe said...

You aw-ight. I'd fanger it.

Best three compliments ever, I think: "Whew, boy, don't you ever let nobody tell you you ain't good for something!Whew, man!" And, "Man, you really are somebody, aren't you?!" And, finally, in front of my whole basketball team, a player from the other team said, "You know why y'all won, right? It was 'cause of his (gesturing towards me with his head) defense." I was blown away, speechless.

Suite B said...

I have my 2 favorite compliments that I've ever received.

"Damn, you should teach a class on that"

and

"You have such a natural beauty" and that's not because I don't like make-up, it's just my old behind don't have a clue on how to put it on

eclectik said...

You look iight...in that "Really pretty, flawless skin...wanna would go out and buy her tampons witha price check" Kinda way
...if you're into that.

Best compliment I ever recieved:
"You're the best I ever had"
and
"You know something about everything"

Anyways...Hiya.

e.

Sex Deprived Virgin said...

Wow that model is disgusting.

I don't recall the 'best' compliment I've ever gotten, perhaps it's because I'm still waiting for it.

Prunella Jones said...

Beauty can be so boring. Look at Jessica Alba. She's pretty but bland as toast. You are adorable and look a bit like you are contemplating mischief. My kind of chick.

Torrance Stephens bka All-Mi-T said...

i bet u are, wish u felt the same about me, and who is the fossile in the pic? lol

Preposterous Ponderings said...

Well look at you girl! Hot to trot!

I wish I looked half as good as you do.

Skoolboi Krush said...

If I was you, I would have busted ole girl in the throat but I tend to be violent.

Best compliment: "I'm not into the real good looking guys. I like regular dudes like you."

James Tubman said...

a guy called me a real gentleman

which was cool but then he turned around and asked me for a cigerette

Steph said...

you're SMOKIN hawt! but I love you more when you're pulling faces.....I'm kinky like that.

MsPuddin said...

marky- I’m sorry but I don’t accept booty through mail…

nupe- coming from you, that means a lot. Well sir, you must be good at what you do ;p

suite b- you remind me of my friend. she is really pretty without make up, but the only reason she doesn’t wear it, is she doesn’t know how to apply it correctly…

eclectik- what are all these iights!! Damn. Lol e, you would really go and get a sista some tampons? That’s wassup. The best huh? I guess that is what every man longs to hear and every woman longs to feel…

and…hay…

virgin- so I guess when it comes, it will be worth the wait…

prune juice- hay baby! Yeah JA is boring, even here controversy is boring…zzzzzzzzzz

torrance- that fossil is supposedly a representation for women…ugh

preposterous p- honey I wish I looked half as good as you after poppin out 6 BOYS lol ( were you trying for a girl???)

skoolboi- me too ;p but when it comes to my looks certain things don’t phase me…so this is a compliment in that you re grounded?

james- I don’t get it. Was he buttering you up to get something he wanted??

MsPuddin said...

steph- I like them better too, almost as much as I enjoy your finger in my face! ;p

Missy the Garden Freak said...

obviously i don't know you personally but i think you're a riot and must have people laughing all the time.. that to me is what would make me say you're HOT.... but you are physically hot and sexy as well... keep your head up... that bitch has some NERVE to say that... but i would definately say she probably did mean that as a compliment.. and SKELETOR makes me ill to look at.. how is that even legal to flaunt that shit? hey, here's our new magazine.. it's called DEATHBED...

Chelsea Talks Smack said...

You're a babe.

The best compliment......
??

Hm. Is it terrible that I can't think of one?

Smitty said...

Your moderately attractive.....

The best complement I ever received?...

"If there was a machine that made the perfect man.....you would come out the other end."

Qucifer said...

You Hot Madam!, and yeah I was soon going to ask for a non-scrunched up face pic myself!



No one beats my mom for backhanded compliments, for instance: "now you look better and since you loosing weight you might not even need cosmetic surgery"

Ms. Behaving said...

Your coworker sounds like she got a classic case of loose damn lips.

Nothin' a tight fist can't fix [LOL]

Do yo thang Ms. P!! [Don't hurt em' girl]

Ms.Lady said...

GAAAWGEOUS PIC DAWLING!!!

Hmmm best compliment??

"Your so beautiful...I love to watch you sleep"

Other than that..I get obvious stares..are those compliments??
Shiiieeet...I think so.

c.watson said...

You have some great coworkers there girl.

Best compliment was from my boy when I was getting ready to go out and I was complaining that I didn't look good. He looked deep into my eyes, smiled that cute little sexy smile and said, "Don't worry, it's dark where we're going."

MsPuddin said...

well hello there garden freak…glad you are enjoying yourself…

chelsea- thanks mamas! Think of it, it will come to you…

smitty- I’m only moderate to you because I ain’t got no booty lol your solid man, solid…

q- I never had a mom like that, I guess your mom wants the best she just sounds like she has a weird way of expressing that to you…

ms.b- I always love your fight…lol don’t take no mess!!

ms. lady- thanks mamas!! aw when that comes from someone you love, but a random hook up, creepy lol

c. watson- lol that reminds me of the scene from the old skool Eddie Murphy movie Boomerang, when he has sex with that old lady… He’s like, “can you turn off the lights?” (lights go off) “Can you make it any darker?”

Karrie B. said...

oh! and someone told me i was "stellar". the definition of that word alone made me wanna cry.

-karrie b.

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Don said...

Nice, nice pic.

I think the best compliment I ever had was...

"We love our daddy more than anything in the world."

Thats whats up!

G-Sweet said...

U lookin extra fly in the pic... (hope I'm not taking away from the previous compliment BUT) u remind me of a much lighter version of Jacke' (227/sister sister) wit the red lips and big hair.

BEST COMPLIMENTS:

A past fling asked me, "Damn, do u have any flaws"

And while naked... "I wish I could stare @ u all day"

Talk baout bein' flattered.

Eb the Celeb said...

get it girl... you are looking quite fab...

but that chick looks ridiculously disgusting... how can she think that looks good... they need to start also saying that people like that have a mental condition and not just an eating disorder because something has to be wrong with your braincells for you to think that you look good like that

Smitty said...

Booty is overated. Only cause the booty Gods forgot about you & I.

G-Sweet said...

hahaha @ "smitty!"

MsPuddin said...

Is there a booty God that can help me get laid???

yeah UUUU ain't got no booty...

Still_Pocahontaz said...

I always get, “You are naturally pretty, you don’t need to wear make-up or do any extra to yourself”. I like wearing lipstick, lip gloss, eyeliner and mascara. My hubby hates it, he says it takes away from my naturalness..=).

I’ve also been called a purest form of natural beauty…….coughing out Bull Shit..LMAO

Im loving that picture of you..you are so effin pretty...that is when you dont make f*ck faces..LOL

And as for the chick...she sucks ass, that is all!

BlogXilla The Kool Kid said...

You look nice today is never a compliment. EVER!!! It means that every other day you look like shit!! Smack Any person who tells you that. But I thnk you're hawt You had me at hello.

Sojourner G said...

“I had some work done,” I said in response."

I could just hear the absolute desert dryness of the remark (in my head).

I would imagine if she was worth the effort you might have something really choice to say...

James Tubman said...

yes