Monday, October 27, 2008

MISSING VAGINA

Dear readers,

My vagina has recently packed up and bounced out. So if you see her on I-90 with a suitcase full of lube, condoms and birth control, can you please call me at 1-800-GET-LAID?

Thanks,

MsP

26 comments:

Cunning_Linguist said...

I've been trying to get a good up close and personal look even way before she went missing. Now that I know there's a better possibility I shall be on full alert.

Hex said...

*immediately checks side of milk carton*

AnkleBone said...

I'll alert the authorities so they can post an Amber Alert. Please send a pic ASAP so I can forward to the news stations.

The Black Russian said...

Maybe she left looking for the promised land??? Mine left to that heffa chucked me the deuces and bounced... lol....

wonder.woman said...

there's hope.....

mine just came home, and she brought a fine speciman with her....hmmmm

wait for her, she'll come back home

Mista Jaycee said...

You have got to hear Detatchable Penis by King Missle. Go to You tube.
This was a funnie post.
Jaycee

Narm said...

Eeeee- sorry about that. I was borrowing it. I'll clean it up and have it back to you this week.

Eb the Celeb said...

girl you ssttoooopppppiiiddd!


ha...

She W0rd Hustlez said...

Lmao. I hope she is found soon in good condition, and not p-poppin on a handstand.

Just A Tad Bit said...

i hope she makes it back safe and sound lmao.

Demon Hunter said...

LOL...you're crazy, girl...

Stew said...

i know it can not be that hard to find some dick out there. stop complaining, get out there, and get yourself some penis

Mr.Socialight said...

...if I find it, you might not get it back. lmao

c.watson said...

Maybe they are just hibernating?

Muze said...

lmao.

haven't been over here in a while, but i see you're still crazy puddin. lol.

i'll let you know if i see her.

lol.

Torrance Stephens - All-Mi-T said...

send it here and i will handle her 2 bang or not 2 bang

Ms.Erika said...

Will keep an eye out if she shows in Vegas....lol

Bella said...

Poor thing.

Surely you have a reward out for her...

karrie b. said...

you need your ass beat.

-KB

CapCity said...

THA'S WHY the traffic's been all CRAZY! LOLOL!!!

Sunshyne said...

she must be doing a bonnie & clyde/thelma & louise with my vagina

Paris said...

Lmao! You are wild! I'm sure she's in good company.

Dirty Diamond Affairs said...

what the hell happened?!?!

RunGirl. said...

Hilarious!!
Lol@ SWH: I do hope she's not p-poppin on a hand stand or headed to St Louis for a Tip Drill remix

Paula said...

Yeah, mine has fucked off somewhere (not literally, unfortunately) too...

Southern Sage said...

haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
if I find it I'll letcha know!