Wednesday, October 22, 2008

This Queen Is A Drag

I think I gave the blogworld some great head this past week (or two) didn't I? Or maybe it was more like a nice swift kick in the balls or a punch in the vagina? Huh. I'm not really sure, either way I should get a nice big metal for officially sucking at a blogging.

One thing I have been keeping up with is the gym. Yes, not only did I join, but I've actually been showing up. My motivation is the local cheer team that seems to practice their routines every time I hop on the treadmill. Stupid skinny-perky-24/7-bitches who like babies. Grrr.

I got to be honest here. I miss the ex. It's been cold turkey since I went all Kelis on his ass and I'm having a hard time adjusting. Sooooo, I've been telling my friends every time they go out now, they have to get me at least two numbers. If you read this blog you too now have to get me numbers of hot guys who have jobs and can read good. Thanks.

MsP

22 comments:

Qucifer said...

Dammit, you are far, cause I have two or 3 plates full o' man left over!!

thehoustongirl said...

Welcome Back Puddin!! I kept coming back here wondering when the hell you were gonna post?! LOL! I been running in my neighborhood (just blasting with my mp3 player) so I been good! I have to go back and read your ex post because I'm sorta in a situation like that! They fuck up, dont talk to em for a couple months, and BAM! they come back wit their shit together and OMG! Decisions Decisions! *wipes forehead*

HOLLER!

thehoustongirl said...

PS: The Mighty Underdogs "Want You Back"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UD1ylgU6aa

;)

yes said...

I'll start lookin...

Cunning_Linguist said...

lol.... "who can read good". *shakes head and chuckles* That's why I adore you and genuflect each time I see you, Puddin.

I'm not giving you n umbers until you get me some as well. Fair is fair. I have your likes and dislikes, here are mine : Low self esteem, big hooters and a boat. Have her send a pic of the boat so I know she's real. Thanks.

Bow Chica Wah Wah said...

LMAO!

Cute pic... and congrats on keeping up with the gym (as I stuff an everything bagel with lots of cream cheese into my mouth)

Keep it up!

Lady Cameleon said...

If i GET any numbers it wont be for your ass.....and anyway you pull everytime you go out SO that shouldnt be hard! And missin the Ex's aint nothin new.........So was up for the weekend again, or am i fired from going out?....lol

V.Dier said...

832-692-53.......

MsPuddin said...

v-if I get last two digits right will you buy me dinner?

Sunshyne said...
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Sunshyne said...

832? hmm, I need to be figurin out them digits....

& u dont really miss the ex, its just that there's no one special in the picture now, u just miss the affection

remember theres a reason you arent together

Hex said...

Admit it, we're more fun to hang out with than your loser ex anyways.

One Man’s Opinion said...

All my male friends are married. However, if you are into male hoes, I can probably get you the number for some available police officers.

wonder.woman said...

i loves your pic!!

this is my first time here, but i love it!

YoungBlackBeauty said...

I'll see what I can do. Do they have to have all their teeth?

karrie b. said...

i'm gonna punch YOU in the cooter if you don't post more, heffa!

-KB

c.watson said...

Hell no, I'm keeping all hot guys with jobs phone numbers to myself. But good job on the gym, I too have been going often, but I don't have the baby-lovin pep rally there

Eb the Celeb said...

love the lashes!

Cherish said...

hot guys who have jobs and can read good<---thats so funny because thats really all we can look forward to in a man these days. and we are look if we can find a man with both of those qualities

Southern Sage said...

why does the guy have to be able to read?

seems those qualifications would be easy to find!

Dirty Diamond Affairs said...

ugh, i hear ya. where ARE the good men seriously?! something is ALWAYS off. he's either got a great personality but no job, or a great job with a weird obsession with anal sex...

Stew said...

i would get you numbers but i do not know anyone in your area. i got a brother that can read good and has a great job, but he is way in NC.

guess i am no help huh???