Monday, February 25, 2008

Jordan's tongue ain't got nothing on me...

The ex, took the time out of his weekend, to let me know that my MySpace page is (in his opinion) stank/skanky. Why thank you, * stops and waves to the ex * I appreciate your concern on something so important as MySpace. I wouldn’t want people to get the wrong idea about me based on my MySpace page! Oh no, because MySpace is such a big part of my life. * makes a face *

He also informed me that only Michael Jordan looks good with his tongue out. So let’s compare, shall we?

*sniff, sniff, sniff * I think I smell a hater. What do you think?

Two more days left to enter your pics in the Rock Star Challenge. Things are looking good! Once the contest is over I will get back to my regular routine of blog whoring, promise...

35 comments:

B said...

Your ex should shove a cork in it.

But I'm sure you're already fully aware of that.

Tai said...

Emailing my pic when I get home tonight....;o)

Suite B said...

He should shove something in it alright but I'm not sure it should be a cork. Please stop communicating with a hater. I don't know a damn thing about your myspace pic but Jordan doesn't have anything on MsPudding...except inother areas!!!

The Guv'ner said...

LOL! I think that means your ex wants to toally DO IT with Michael Jordan. You can tell him I said so.

RAGING BULL said...

Yeeeeaaahhh, its my birthday tomorrow and I am now putting it out there

I WANT TITTY PICS FOR MY B-DAY…..SEND ALL TITTY (OR ASS IF YOU FEEL SO INCLINED) PICS TO PUREDIESEL@GMAIL.COM

CHA CHA said...

I would have to agree with your ex...to an extent...Jordan is the shyt when it comes to the tongue...HOWEVER...we aint talking about Jordan right now!!!

KIKI said...

HATER ALERT...HATER ALERT!!!

Your ex doesn't have much of a life, does he?

Girl, he just pissed cause he can't get none 'o dat tongue no mo! Shiid...iont even like women & the pics with yo tongue out get ME a lil excited...

...uuummmm....think I've said too much...so I'll leave now...

swag_ambassador said...

that was the "old, out of saliva" jordan tounge though.. when he was with the wizards.. find a pic of mike in like 88, thas when the tounge out was thee shit! lol.. but i mean, yours goes hard too lol

*sprays the hater repellant all around you*

Tyhitia Green said...

Michael Jordan looked sick with his tongue out...lol. Keep doing your thing. I'm still not brave enough to do my pic. Maybe after the book deal when the publisher can't reject me! :*)

Don said...

lol. I think your ex is in way over his head with you. Maybe he's trying to get you all rev'd up, in order to bring out the absolute best in you. Not that you need it though.

Rich Fitzgerald said...

I think the Bloggers' Delight girls post at Suite B's site ROCKS! Can you believe they tried to get me in the pic. Nahh, couldn't do it. Not hating on the tongue pose, but you ladies look so much better doing it.

minijonb said...

I wag my tongue just like MJ. I worry that I'm going to bite it off someday...

anonymousnupe said...

Let's just say that it's not images of MJ aiming his breasts at me and tracing the ripples in my stomach with his tongue that I lay awake on my Tempur-Pedic visualizing at night.

James Tubman said...

you definately must not have anything to blog about lol

MsFreshBananaPuddin said...

deutlich- would it be wrong if I turned that cork into some sort of sharp object?

lady~ cant wait to see!

suite b- preach!!

the guv- * logs onto MS to leave him a msg *

bully- ill have to stop by to show you some luv!

poca- LOL ok ok I’ll give you that…

kiki- no its all good, I’m known to have that affect on females, unintentionally…lol

swag- thanks for having my back with the spray…I know! I couldn’t find a REALLY good pic of him with the tongue…

demon- don’t want to have a Vanessa Williams experience where your past interferes with your future, I feel you…

don- that was a deep compliment, I think. That’s why I am such a people person, even our haters bring out the best in us…

rich- you shoulda hopped in!

mini- we want to see!

nupe- aren’t fantasies so disappointing…

james- touché, damn busted me all out…actually certain ppl started reading this blog so I’m trying to lay low…

Anonymous said...

I think your ex just might be gay then?

I'm just sayin'..... :)

Don said...

@ msP: yes that was a compliment. I think you are great.

eclectik said...

Ex is a Ex for a reason.
Shame you're on the left.

you got Jordan Beat but until you can touch your nose (or mine) with it...whateverz lol

eclectik

Babz Rawls Ivy said...

Hey let the tongue fly hard and long! There is a reason why EX is in front of his name.

who? said...

I'm saying you look better with your tongue out only because I don't like males who stick their tongue out in homo-erotic ways

The Cannon formerly known as Caesar

Mizrepresent said...

Hater for real! Do your thing gurl!

Mizrepresent said...

BTW, that group pic, Suite B sent, made my tongue look really dark, but whatever...Merlot would do that shit...it was fun though!

Anonymous said...

Shit! I only got two days!!!??

I've been working on my Ms. Puddin face for a bit and it's not panning out


GODDAMmmnnnIIITTTTTT!

anonymousnupe said...

Yeah, my rippling abs, that is a fantasy. LOL!

Anonymous said...

Tell that man to have a little STFU... You are adorable with your rock star tongue

UBERMOUTH said...

Your ex sounds gay

Anonymous said...

Now you have to link us up for the skantasticness.

Anonymous said...

You look sooooo much better with your tongue out!

Jazzy said...

The ex is obviously an ex for a reason. I think you should accidentallyonpurpose hit him over the head with a bat!

Muze said...

awww man i gotta take my pic! be sending it to you today ms lady...might as well join in on the shenanigans. lol.

maverick said...

hmm..maybe u shud get ur tongue pierced :D

Passionista said...

He still has feelings for you! And that's sad, but should make you feel better about anything he may say. I mean, who goes out of their way to say stuff that they think will put you down?

Afrodite said...

I think you look just fine with your tongue out...and funny!

queencaty said...

I think your ex is gay for referring to MJ as looking good w/his tongue out... LOL... I didn't read the other comments yet, but that was the first thing to come to mind. I'm late, bored and buzzin'... Forgive me.

Ms.Lady said...

::sniffin::
Yeah def' a hater sent in the air.

Keep doin' you mama'