Monday, April 20, 2009

The Hills are unfortunately still alive with the sound of annoying people…

After reading comments to my last post, I realized I needed to clear my hills watching conscience, by trying to figure out why I even watch The Hills in the first place. I honestly have no fucking idea why I watch the show. I used to justify that question with, “I just like to see what everyone is wearing”, but five seasons in that sounds just as ridiculous as the cast.

Heidi Montag is annoying as fuck and I think if she bleaches her hair one more time, the crew is going have to start writing her name on cue cards. Her boyfriend, Spencer Pratt, is like having a Yeast Infection that won’t go away. Lauren Conrad aka LC, cries in every fucking episode. No seriously, her Christmas wish list should read, tissue, waterproof mascara and “I need a hug”.

Every guy on the show is the epitome of ‘douche’, except Brody Jenner and he only gets a get-out-of-jail-free card because he’s sexy as hell. However, I’d prefer it if he didn’t speak. Ever.

Speaking of speaking, I can literally feel myself become dumber with every episode, because ALL conversations on the show go something like this…

Annoying person #1: “Hey.”

Annoying person #2: “Hey.”

Annoying person #1: “What’s going on?”

Annoying person #2: “Nothing”.

Annoying person #1: “Have you talked to so-and-so?”

Annoying person #2: “No.”

And that’s pretty much it on dialogue. Yet, I hang onto every word hoping that one day someone on the show is going to unexpectedly bust out with something deep and meaningful like, “The Pluralistic Ignorance Theory” or “cheap places to get a good boob job”.

Which never happens.

And the best part? I don't even have cable!! I literally have to go out of my way, online, to catch an episode. (I should webcam myself temperamentally yelling at my computer because Heidi got back with Spencer for the hundreth time).

If you watch the show, I hope you can empathize with this post. Other than that this post was just as pointless as the show, because for some reason, I will still watch it.

21 comments:

Kingsmomma said...

I've never seen 1 episode of this show and I guess I'm not really missing anything but thax for explaining who brody was

Narm said...

Admitting you have a problem is the first step. I'm so proud of you.

TinaBaby said...

I no longer watch The Hills. I watched starting with Laguna Beach 1 - 57 and then followed LC to LA but once those empty headed bratz doll wannnabees stopped having in anything original to say & MTV started scripting this "unscripted" reality show I stopped cold turkey. It was making me all stabby.

Court said...

I watch it too....why? It's beyond me....well I am borderline obsessed wit Justin Bobby but even he's a tool...

Embarrassing but true.

Stew said...

i am trying to figure out how it continues to get picked up by MTV. i wish i could understand what the fascination is. the show is about the "lives" of a group of idiots. they do not do anything funny or exciting. all they do is eat, work, cry, talk, and party. if they wanted that they could just film me everyday.

at least I would give them some comedy.

Skoolboi Krush said...

My name is Krush and I watch The Hills. I must admit that I've been watching this show since the beginning. My girl always clowns me when I tell her I have to go watch my show. **Lowers his head in shame**

LiLu said...

ME TOO. What is wrong with us?! I just can't stop, even though it is most definitely the worst television programming there has EVER BEEN!

We need help.

Maxie said...

I don't watch it anymore because Audrina got my nerves too much. Her ceiling eyes KILL ME.

Crowscious said...

I don't watch it cuz it's some borin as hell shit. :P

Anonymous said...

I'm so with you...

Miss Mika said...

I used to be heavy into 'The Hills' when it first aired all the way up to the end of the second season. But then I noticed that the rich girl issues were becoming redundant and quite frankly, Heidi and Spencer annoy the H E double hockey sticks out of me. I will watch it from time to time, but now, Heidi's sister annoys me enough to stay away from it.

They call themselves MTV: Music Television... where the heck is the music??? I should not have to go to MTV2 to see a dag gone music video!

YoungBlackBeauty said...

HAHA. I don't know why but I can't get enough of those dramatic ass white girls. LOL! I wish Heidi would find a black man or any man just for the hell of it. Spencer is a douche. Justin Bobby looks like he has some nasty body odor. LC, bless her heart she needs to get some new friends and more tissues for her issues. Stephanie needs a life, she's an instigator. Lo..is...irrelevant as fuck. The realest person on the show is Kelly at People's Revolution.

LC should have stayed in Laugna, now that was the jump off!

Shannon said...

It's like I tune in every week "just in case" something happens. I don't mind watching most of the cast, but I really could do without weekly Heidi and Spencer.

c.watson said...

I can proudly say that I have never seen an episode. sadly, that is the only thing I have to be proud of right now.

That Saddity Chic said...

Hahahahah I agree with everything you wrote. But like you I'm still gonna watch it.

Sunshyne said...

I can't stop watching either. sad sad sad
I bet u watched The City too!

Muze said...

i've been good and not watched all season. but i probably will be catching up on that and Gossip Girl before the month is out. oh well. lol.

and yes, cosigning with Brody's sexiness. yum.

Monie said...

Ughhhh guilty as well. I fucking hate Spencer and I fucking hate Heidi but I can't.stop.watching.

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