After becoming single (again) and unable to find work, I did what any normal person would do, I spent a week in Las Vegas. Originally I bought my last minute ticket because a friend of mine was having a bachelorette party and getting hitched in the same weekend. And who would want to miss out on that???
Since I have a friend who lives in Las Vegas, I ended up extending my stay, getting a tan, meeting a cutie and getting a call back for a job on my way home. So if anyone is ever having a hard time, I would just recommend some pain killers, a trip to Las Vegas and Happy Hour at the Blue Martini.
Life is crazy weird and it’s just shocking what a $4 martini in a new atmosphere will do for one’s mentality.
Oh and that’s not all either.
Could it be? Did my mom finally discover how to test message? A true beginner with her mistaking a plus sign for a space, but I guess we got to start somewhere. The woman still can’t figure out how to put her own phone on speaker. So the “its+mom” text that followed blew me away.
Now when she asks me how I’m doing, I can fake enthusiam like I do with guys who I’m not really interested in, but still want the attention from, “Yeah! Dinner in a week sounds great!!!” * happy face * xo / *thumbs up *!!!!!!!!!!!!.
Was that not convincing?
And the best part is that when I send her a drunk text she will actually think we are communicating...
Me: “I’m a bar=threw=up, can’t panties find hair+++” * smiley face *.
Mom: “+++hope+you re Not=getting sick-have=fun+” *eyeless smiley face *