Friday, June 13, 2008

Borachas

Ok I’m back, but before I get into my trip let me just say I am shocked that some of you don’t know what a donkey show is. Although, lets just keep it that way, shall we? Also I didn't bring the digital, because I didn't want to get drunk and drop it in the pool or period. So this trip is brought to you by Kodak...

Mexico was fucking fantastic.

I’ve never been outside of the U.S. before. By my third night in Cabo I was literally living off of anti-diarrhea medicine, nacho cheese and espressos. I was afraid to shit because I wasn’t sure what was going to come out of my ass, but it was so worth it.

In fact, when my girl told her grandma we were going to Mexico, her grandma told her to go to the pharmacy and specifically tell them, “I’m going to Mexico”. We came loaded with sunscreen, Excedrin, Chasers, Tylenol, Advil, tampons, anti-diarrhea medication, Beano and of course Pedialyte.

We were not playing around.

Our flight left out of San Francisco early Saturday morning.

My girl started drinking on the flight, while I passed out. When we landed she turned to me and said, “I think I’m already hung over.” I started laughing. It was going to be an interesting vacation.

After we went through customs, immigration and all of that, our resort was a 45-minute drive from the airport. When we pulled up to the Rio Santa Fe, they handed us two Coronas and two shots of tequila. No, I’m serious, they really did...

Our trip was all-inclusive so once we checked in, they gave us wristbands, which made it possible for us to eat and drink anywhere at the resort at any time. There was a mini bar in our room that they restocked every 24-hours if necessary. There was a 24-hour sports bar, a disco, swim up bars, side bars, hard bars, back bars, tequila bars, ok you get the point.

After we got settled and dressed to go out, we headed for the sports bar. I asked Pedro (the guy behind the bar) if he had any blueberry vodka.

“Jajajaja,” he said. And then he made us these…

Some blue drank! (Laughing, because it was all bad after that, for real). It was a "adios motherfucker" without ice (sin yellow).

I don't know if we were extra friendly or just drunk, because we met a lot of people while we were there.

Here’s “wedding-dress-guy”…


He was getting married so his friends bought him a prom-like wedding dress and made him wear it. Meanwhile, his fiancé was in Vegas.

Here are our Canadian boys…

We played a mean game of volleyball and I sprained my thumb. =(

These two were on their honeymoon...

She had the nicest fake titties I’ve ever seen. My girl passed out drunk in between her boobs and she’s all, “honey, while you're down there can you suck one of my nipples?”

If it's not obvious enough, we did A LOT of drinking, which all started with that blue drank.

Round 1…mai tais...

Round 2... miami vices...

Round 637... some crazy ass shots...

Now shimmy!!!

I think I woke up everyday twitching like a fish. However, they make an awesome Bloody Mary, extra spicy. We hardly spent any time in our room, but we had a nice view.

Good times, but I'm glad I made it back.

34 comments:

12kyle said...

First lol

Welcome back, MsP

Damn! Looks like you had a good time. Plenty of liquor...that's my kinda party!

deutlich said...

I wanna vacation with y'all! I mean.. Seriously.

The Doggy Did It said...

You make me want to be young, and thin, and single again!


Sincerly, fat, old, and pregnant in Texas.

Dani said...

Looks like y'all had a phat azz time in Mexico!

James Tubman said...

glad to see you are in good spirits

and im sure you consumed plenty of spirits too lol

Qucifer said...

aww skank you LOOK FABULOUS!!!!!!


Good drinkinage! I'm so envious/happy of this vacay... I need to do this

Hadassah said...

Dang now I wanna go to mexico

G-Sweet said...

damn PUDDIN looks like u had a hell of a time... i must admit i wasnt sure about the outcome of u in "Me-hi-co"... i when u left i was like, "i got dibs on her T.V."... hahaha!...

looks like u were being careful... and that all inclusive shit woulda go my ass deported back to the U.S., i woulda been drunk outta my mind!

glad u made it back in 1 piece... without diarrhea...lmao!

Bella said...

What? no signature pose??? WTF?

J/K.

Looks like ya'll had an awesome time! All-Inclusive is def the way to go!

Glad you had fun!

Mister Underhill said...

Wow, what a couple of hotties. Sounds like a great time.

Mister Underhill said...

I hope just because you're off dating doesn't mean we can't make out.

Eb the Celeb said...

SUPER CUTE PICS... especially the one on the balcony... absolutely gorgeous...

loving the NY tank too!

nonotthejacket said...

Seriously belated CONGRATULATIONS and I'm glad you enjoyed your trip!

I can't imagine drankin' thru my vacation (simply because I can't hang anymore), but DAMN it looked like fun!!

And y'all sure as hell met some fun folks! Especially the couple on their honeymoon! LOL!!

Demon Hunter said...

Wow. It looks like you guys had so much fun! :*) I need to go to Cabo one day...

She W0rd Hustlez said...

Welcome back, I am glad the trip to Mexico was awesome. Love the pics!

Jadore.Tokeyo said...

looks like you had soo much fun!!!
glad your back safe!!!

STILL POCAHONTAZ said...

Girl you look like you had so much fun and you looked cute while doing it...you are the hottest hung over drunk drinker I've ever known..LMAO

YoungBlackBeauty said...

Sounds like lots of drunken fun! LMAO@ "twitching like a fish"!

The Flyyest said...

AAWWWW.....I WANNA GO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Christina said...

LOL
Welcome back! Glad you had a great time! Looks like it was FUUUNNNN! gotta do that one day..

ms.uncensored said...

ohh emmmm gee. i'm jealous. u look like u had a blast. the drinks were neverending though?? that's my type of party. lolol.

Monie said...

The pics had me dying! Looks like you had a FAB time. Have you recovered? LOL

karrie b. said...

lots-o-liquor...loves it! and omg ur hair is so poppin! glad ur back sweety...

-KB

Sabina said...

Whoa, that trip sounds like a blast! Can I come next time?

KIKI said...

Yeah yeah yeah...glad you had a good time.

But where da hale are the pics of the donkey show? You disappointment me P...hehehehehe...sike!

And you know I was checking the news to make sure there wasn't some story bout a hot, drunk cali chick missing in Mehico...I was gonna jump on the first plane out & come find our Puddin (plus it woulda gave me a good excuse to go Cabo).

Cunning_Linguist said...

I'm with Bella. No signature one hand up "Woooooooo" pose? I feel shorted somehow now. The thunder-goddess rock on seems to be the new thing,huh? The Gene Simmons tongue move most definately makes brownie points for yours truly.

Glad ya had a good time.

FlyyGurl said...

I am soooo feeling the hair....ps I think i might die if I drank as much as you...how do you do it? lol

c.watson said...

Welcome back! And photogra[hic proof that a good time was had by all.

Preposterous Ponderings said...

WB girlfriend!

Looks like you had a good time.

The last pic of you is fantastic.It looks like an album cover or something.

Beautiful!

Afrodite said...

I'm glad you made it home too because I ain't fuckin' with Mexico, period. The water, the diahrea, crossing the border? I vote no. But I'm glad you had a great time.

That Saddity Chic said...

LOL looks like you had a way too much fun. Good times!

CapCity said...

glad u made it home, too! LOL!

U r too dayummm funneeee:
"...without ice (sin yellow)" for "sin hielo"...

MsPuddin said...

when I get back I will get on this. you guys are crackin me up!

MsP

Stew said...

i am so sure that SO much more than that happened. most of which you will NEVER tell anyone.

glad you had a good time though.