Wednesday, June 25, 2008

Can't you see my halo?

I went on a date last night with married guy. He’s divorced now. It’s funny how things happen. My very first post on this blog was about having an affair with married guy and here I am dating him. Well let me clarify, his wife had up and left him for eight months before he met me. Why? That is their business, not mine.

Anyway, we actually had a really nice time. It sucks because besides from all the drama, him and me really have a great friendship. Yes I agree, Ms Puddin’ has bad taste in men. Yes I agree, I probably have no business giving him of all people a second chance, but he took me to Maggianos.

Fatty’s hungry, fatty’s got to eat.

Then he took me to a nice little bar tucked away where we could enjoy each other’s company. Man he had all the tricks up his sleeve that night. Taking me to a bar is like taking a five-year-old to Legoland, just heavenly, simply the best.

No sex, but I don’t regret bringing him back into my life. I think time is on my side on this one. Not to mention, the ex, (my most recent trespassing victim) called to say that he has up and moved to Atlanta. Good. Maybe I will finally get over getting drunk, hopping his fence and stalking him.

Time for MsP to find some new hobbies… sewing, pottery, cooking? I told my guy friend the other day that I was going to go grocery shopping.

He’s all, “why, since when do you cook?” And then he started busting up laughing.

Damn.

“Ok maybe I can’t cook, but I can make a mean cocktail,” I replied.

“I don’t doubt that,” he responded back.

31 comments:

oestrebunny said...

There's more to life than being able to cook....a good cocktail is one of those things.

Demon Hunter said...

LOL. There's nothing wrong with not being able to cook. :*) Since I live in the south, I've been taught by the best.

Stop by my blog, Ms. P. I'm having a contest. :-)

Stew said...

if you do not cook....how do you eat?

John Barleycorn said...

Fucking awesome. I love your trespassing stories. You've trespassed into the most delicate tendrils of my heart.

anonymousnupe said...

Why not take up blogging?!

And wait a minute. You mean taking you to dinner and to a bar constitutes "all the tricks"? Yeah, you really do gotta get out more. Dude is gettin' off easy if that's the extent of his bag of tricks. What , no walk along the water front or beach? No live jazz? No fondue dessert? No Spanish Fly in your drink or fangerin' under the table?!

Sheesh. I been out the game too long.

Babyfaced said...

Lookit you ..... graduated and trying to be domestic....with married folk. LMAO

c.watson said...

Wow you never hear of it working out for the "other woman." But free dinner is free dinner, this from one who also cannot cook. But I can open a beer with the best of them. If he's nice and doesn't carry around a lot of ex-tra baggage have fun!

Muze said...

ha. i've decided that i'm gonna learn how to cook more than the standard three dishes i know, as well. lol.

we'll see how that works out.

married guy... hmmm. i dunno. but you're right... time is def on your side with this one. lol.

ms.uncensored said...

fatty's hungry, fatty's gotta eat. lmao. classic. ur reasoning is fuckin awesome. i'm not even kiddin.

That Saddity Chic said...

"Fatty’s hungry, fatty’s got to eat". LOL that cracks me up!

diva said...

Good for you, Baby!! Sex is always better on the second date anyway.

Christina said...

Maggiano's is the best! Food is so heavy it will knock you out before you even get up from the table (i have visual proof LOL). It's the best kind of food!

achoiceofweapons said...

Hey, Microwaving is an art ya know? Define this cook of which you speak....ya mean taking a can, opening it, pouring it and throwing massive amounts of sodium iodine in it? Oh, well cooking yeah..LOL But being able to order, the science of dailing is a skill! It is Damn it! Loved the post.
Stop by
Jaycee

Sunshyne said...

^u dont wanna mess wit my dialin skills!

MsPuddin said...

Bunny- right. I think a good cocktail is better than your favorite dish any day…

Demon hunter- I didn’t see the contest hon. Maybe I’m blind? I don’t know lol

Stew- I don’t, I drink. A lot. ;p it’s a liquid diet.

John b- aw *tear *

Nupe- lmao! Man you are on point lately. Ok you probably took that the wrong way, anyways…man I used to get excited if my date had a CAR even. I’m like damn baby, we’re driving to McDs. Hell yeah!

Babyfaced- haha. Right. This is MsP actin’ grown up…I suck at it…

c.w.- I’m really good at canned cuisine. I don’t know why people cook anyway, when you can make a meal out of canned soup…

muze- yeah I have like three dishes myself. I just don’t have the patience to really throw down like some people. Honestly, the situation is not that bad as I made it out to be, or I might be desperate. Either way, I’m not going to question it…

ms c.- oh yeah, a ride and a meal? What girl turns that down?

Saddity chic- I’m serious. Fatty knows how to take a free meal…lol

Diva- really…hmmm. I never really make it that far.

Christina- lol yeah he let me take the leftovers home too. Yum! ;p

Weapons- hi there. Welcome! Microwaving is an art. Welcome to that club as well. I’m really good at canned cuisine too.

Sunshine- shit, don’t mess w my DRUNK dialing skills!

Cunning_Linguist said...

don't sell mixing cocktails short. It did wonders for Tom Cruise in that movie before he went all Scientologist on us.

Qucifer said...

You'se a fool and I love it.... good game having dating men melt my panty pudding as well, hence my recent overwhoriness, I too need more hobbies other than man collecting

YoungBlackBeauty said...

Its Ok Puddin, I can't cook either but I can dayum sho'll come to your house and eat your food. LOL!

Demon Hunter said...

Read the current post with Brandon Massey. It's an interview and he's giving away a copy of his book on my blog. :-)

STILL POCAHONTAZ said...

I hope you find happiness...its so deserving of you

Slausin-Ass Slaus said...

OK i dont care HOW fine you are, you better get to cooking, lady!

Anyone can juggle balls, but can you make a biscuit from scratch!!

heh heh .. thats a blog post.
:: gets to writing ::

i.can't.complain. said...

look at ms. P increasing her skill set.

grocery shoppin', ey

well... u could buy limes.

and little umbrellas

it's still shopping

baby steps :-)

*wishing u the very best w/this dude*

-1-

Bella said...

Good for you MsP!!!

Hope everything works out.

I think you should start to cook and prove him WRONG!

=)

Preposterous Ponderings said...

Boil some water and throw in a hot dog or two.

You'll be a chef in no time!

Afrodite said...

I'm sorry but the thought of you hobbling over the fence with a Kamikazee in your hand has got me on my neck ove her, lol.

Torrance Stephens bka All-Mi-T said...

lol
and the bad things sound like pudding

UBERMOUTH said...

LMFAO@fatty's hungry.Fatty's got to eat.

MsPuddin said...

Cunning l- I swear I’m cocktails too. Lol my girl and I want to move to the Bahamas and open our own bar…

q- I think you are good at it though and you re hot doing it!

youngbb- you can come to my house and eat if you cook something…lmao

dh- oh! Ok…

poca- why thank you miss lady…

slaus- you would blog about jugglin “balls”…

-1- haha, yeah I’m out of straws, I need to make a bar run…

bella- yeah cooking classes would be a lot of fun. Making a mess in someone else’s kitchen…

pp- right on. Does the microwave and canned tuna count?

Afro- lmao. I’ve never actually had a drink in my hand while trespassing. Hmmm…

Torrance- I got to live up to my name ;p

Ubermouth- right. Fatty’s not messin’ around…

Mister Underhill said...

Why is it that everything bad for you feels so good? The evil ones are certainly so much more exciting than the tame ones.

karrie b. said...

pottery? bahahahaha! bitch plz. u aint foolin me!


cereal in a bowl is cooking, if u can do that, ur ok pud.

-KB

Monie said...

This was a good post, P. Clicking back on those old links was a good reminder of how good a writer you are...