Sunday, December 23, 2007

All I want for Christmas is…

...for the Raiders to play a decent game… 49 to 3 wtf!?...

...A digital camera, so I can do some more camera whoring…


...some booty, because my vagina is about to pack up and move to the Bahamas…


...good health care coverage for all my people…


...gas money…

...the Spears family to use birth control…

...VH1 to stop making reality TV shows…(unless they're hiring)...

...to finally meet my baby cousin…too cute!

H A P P Y H O L I D A Y S ! !

24 comments:

Comatose Chris said...

"for the Raiders to play a decent game… 49 to 3 wtf!?" I agree, as a fellow fan of the silver and black. It was hard to watch today. Maybe mext week ms. P

Qucifer said...

Well I dont follow Football cuz

A) Im a spick
B) I'm a girlie girl
C) there is not enough ass to distract me from the fact that I'm falling asleep

HOWEVER:

I want the Spears family to continue choo-choo-choosing to fuck up, that way I can have a steady train wreck to follow

I aint even gonna wish for dack, cause God don't like ugly and at a minimum that shit would be greedy bad form

also my momma gave me a digital camera so I could take a picture of my new piece to show her the brave soul who insists in trying (I think she wants to open up a prayer circle for him). I think my dog is due to a photoshoot! Holla!

Vent said...

See, you tryna trip us up with the double entendres and stuff. You must mean this...

boo·ty /ˈbuti/
–noun, plural -ties. 1. spoil taken from an enemy in war; plunder; pillage.
2. something that is seized by violence and robbery.
3. any prize or gain.

...'Cause your loyal 13 readers have already established that if you meant this...

boo·ty 2 (bōō'tē)
n. pl. boo·ties also boo·dies
Slang The buttocks.
Vulgar Slang
The vulva or vagina.
Sexual intercourse...

...You could have your stocking stuffed with a mere batting of one eyelid.

Preposterous Ponderings said...

Merry Christmas to you.

If you get nothing else I hope it is 12" from the man of your dreams!

Don said...

Happy Holidays, msP.

You're too silly. lol.

I feel you on the vh1 shows... I don't care for their reality shows neither but if they hiring, yeah, let's get that money baby.

Ebonne said...

Happy holiday!!!

LMAO at your lack of getting some... good luck sister... good dick is hard to find these days...lol

also good luck with that raiders thing... GO COWBOYS!!!

Torrance Stephens bka All-Mi-T said...

They should have paid Mr Russell

One Man’s Opinion said...

Ms. Puddin', you so funny. I tried singing your list to the tune of 12 days of Christmas, but it came out just sounding weird.
Love ya, pudding. Merry Christmas.

Muze said...

happy holidays lady! smooches!

So@24 said...

I'm crossing my fingers for that camera.

Think of how many more ways you can take pictures with one arm up in the air!

Betty said...

hahah! what a great post. still chuckling about the Spear's family ....

Happy Christmas to you baby!

BottleBlonde said...

Merry Christmas, Puddin'! Your baby cousin is absolutely ADORABLE!

Suite B said...

49 to 3...forget a good game, time to get some new players and and new coach!

Slaus of O Hell Nawl said...

Puddin baby lady chick!! Hope you had a merry christmas and enjoyed yourself and... :: see's puddind boob grabbin pic :: and.. uhh.. and then.... yeah... im leaving. this is some boooolshyt.

Go Raiders gat dammit.
Former citizen of the 510 area code.

Still_Pocahontaz said...

Aww your baby cousin is way adorable. I would love to see a reality show with you as the star, that shit would be hella entertaining..LOL

Prunella Jones said...

I liked your list, especially your little baby cousin. Damn cute!

All I wanted for Xmas was some hot sex and a cashmere sweater. You'll be happy to know I got the sweater.

Divalicious said...

It's after Christmas now and I'm wondering if you got laid underneath the tree? That would have been very nice. I should have wished for that too.... dammmmit!

Anyhoo, hope you had a wonderful Christmas, and if you didn't getcha some, it's nearly New Years, try to knock some out then!!

Hex said...

You're a Raiders fan!?

That hurts, girl. How could you do this to us?

Mister Underhill said...

I hope you got what you wanted. Ooh, that sounds nasty. You know what I mean, though.

Slick said...

Did ya get any of'em??!

marky said...

I like your cleavage pic. Happy New Year.

The Clumsy Chatterbox said...

I'm so outta the loop that I didn't know little Spears was pregnant til I read your post.

I love your list. Hope you got some things on it.

Opinionated Diva said...

LOL...cute list.

Now about VH1...I hate their reality shows, but I can't stop watching. I need an intervention!

Happy Holidays to you as well.

Steph said...

So, did Santa deliver or what?

Hope you have a great new years :)