Saturday, December 1, 2007

Excuse my blog for being on BP time...

I know those of you who are regulars here probably noticed that my posts were a day behind this past week. (I still don't have Internet on my computer, wtf?) So I hope no one used my blog as a reference to determine what day it was, because rent is due. Just to clarify, it's Saturday, (December, not January) 1, 2007.

I know this because I had to get up and go handle some business this morning. I had to be there @ 7:30a.m., which meant I had to wake up @ 5:30a.m., to be on time. (No, I wasn't applying for a green card). I don't know but, has anyone else ever had to get up so early in the morning, it felt like somebody, somewhere was laughing? Well sh*t, I have.

All I can say is, I was strugglin'. I am NOT a morning person. I repeat I am NOT about the worm. I don't want a worm, ( unless of course it is at the bottom of a tequila bottle) I want to sleep in. If I do have to get up early or don't get enough sleep, I turn into Whitney Houston being interviewed by Wendy Williams. (I know that's old news, but it's still funny).

So anyway I got up early, did my thing and then I called a girlfriend ( a girl that is my friend) to go out and grab some breakfast. We ended up going to a little diner that serves breakfast until 3. And they had a bar. As soon as we got to our table, some perky fool was in our face talkin' about, "coffee?" I hadn't even gotten both of my ass cheeks seated into our booth, but "yeah sure, coffee would be great," I said.

Five minutes later someone else came up to our table, "coffee?" "Um, yeah sure, that would be great ," I said again. Talk about some good service. Or so I thought. Not even two seconds later someone was back at our table, coffee?"Damn, back up. "No thanks, I'm good," I said.

I think you can see where I am going with this. I've never been offered so much coffee in my life. I think their employees were drinking more than just coffee. Talk about a late morning pick-me-up, I walked out of the diner twitching like Tyrone.

*high pitched voice* "You don't know this about me Joe Rogan, but I drink a lot of coffee."

Anyway, I'll try and get it together next week as far as posting on time. However, I am on the west coast. (I know, excuses, excuses) Hope everyone is enjoying their weekend, I'm going back to bed...

10 comments:

Preposterous Ponderings said...

You either get no service at all or too much of it. Where's the happy fucking medium?

When the 3rd person came over to ask you if you wanted coffee you should have said, "No.but you can chew this corn off my toe!"

Sweet dreams!

Don said...

Get your rest.

It's sad how Whitney Houston looks worse than crackhead Tyrone.

Opinionated Diva said...

I know how ya feel. I'm not a morning person either.

Ironically...on the weekends, I have no problem getting out and about early at all.

Maybe I just don't like the idea of getting up early to go to work.

Divalicious said...

Coffeeeeee, coffffeeeeeeeee.... Ahhhhhhh. An excellent cuppa java in la manana is almost as good as sex. Almost. Kinda.

SANKOFA said...

That interview was not done live. It was pre-recorded earlier by Wendy and played later on the show and Wendy pretended it was live.

So@24 said...

3 cheers for the Tyrone reference!

NYCPonderings Chick said...

crack is whack

ambboogie said...

LMAO @ the Joe Rogan line

I hate mornings too and I love coffee.. but not as much as you.... *walkin out backwards*

Still_Pocahontaz said...

Yeap, excuses indeed. Im on the west coast too and if I can update two blogs and come to yours as well, you aint on your J O B sista!!...just kidding, perhaps you have a life..LOL

Bella said...

Miss you girl!

Can't wait for your return.