Monday, December 10, 2007

He Called!

Hot guys don’t hit on me very often. At least if they do get my number, they don’t call.

I’m usually the girl in the club who can’t understand why the man who comes up to about my chest area, with a cocked-eye and just got off the phone with 1984 who apparently wanted their outfit back, is always the first to holla. And if it’s not him the alternative is usually a potential stalker or sugar daddy material.

Could someone please take the sign off of my back that reads, “I date anyone with a penis”?

I mean it’s not that big of a deal. I like my stalkers. They build quality self-esteem. Anyway, my point is I usually get hit on by weirdos or jerks. So I was surprised when hot dream guy, I mentioned before, called after two weeks.

“Why are you calling me,” I asked him.

“Cuz’ you’re hot,” he responded.

Sounds good to me. Here is the dish:

I go-go danced at some guy’s birthday party over Thanksgiving break as a favor. It was at a nightclub and since it was a favor, we didn’t have to dance the whole night. The girls and I got to throw on our party dresses and mingle halfway through the night. This was the when and the where of how I met my hot dream guy. He was a friend of a friend and after we got introduced, we became inseparable the rest of that night.

I remember at one point standing outside with him, when some big guy with a hoodie came barreling through the crowd and bumped into me. I hadn’t really noticed, but dream guy did.

“Hey you,” he said. “Why don’t you apologize to the lady?”

The guy kind of slowly turned around unsure if dream guy was talking to him. Then he kind of looked at me sheepishly and mumbled a, “oh my bad, I’m sorry.”

They shook hands and the guy left. Just like that.

I’m sorry, but he had me at “hey you.” I was impressed. Ok, I’ll admit it doesn’t take much to turn me on, some cheap porn and a happy meal, but this was new to me.

In general, I’m not big on pretty boys. Seriously, what girl wants to date someone who looks better than her? But there is something about him, he is a little rough around the edges. I can dig it...

20 comments:

Still_Pocahontaz said...

As long as he is rough around the edges than he might not be so bad. I hope it works out for you...=)

anonymousnupe said...

Not to dash your romantic interlude or anything, but please don't tell me you fell for the old okey-doke (and yes, once again I'm puttin' my man cards on the line 'cause I like you so much): "Ok, man, while I'm talkin' to reds over there, you come by lookin' all thug and airy-thing, step on her Steve Madden's, and then I'll man up. I'm sure that’ll get me the drawers tonight! Cool?!" See, ‘cause if that happened in real (hood) life, hoody dude would not have cottoned to gettin' punk'd in public like that and them boys woulda been knucklin' up.

That's just one anonymous Nupe's take on the situation. Not that I've ever run that particular Murphy on no honey or nuffin'.

So@24 said...

Dreams CAN come true!

Mister Underhill said...

I do that for my friends all the time.

Act like a jackass then they get the steely clint eastwood look in their eye and they are like "I think you should take that girl and set her down from your shoulder."

They I say "Just a little harmless fun heh heh" and take off.

MsPuddin said...

Wait…so you guys are telling me it was a set UP?

Suite B said...

Sometimes you worry me, but I'm happy that you got a cal back.

On a side note...when is your book coming out!

Mortarbored said...

Ok, I’ll admit it doesn’t take much to turn me on, some cheap porn and a happy meal, but this was new to me.

HA. Nice. I'll try that on my next date. You know, in like a year and a half.

Bella said...

Set up or not...go for it.

Torrance Stephens bka All-Mi-T said...

guess that means u must be a hot lil momma

G-Sweet said...

Lmao @ cheap porn and a happy meal... u too... we have soooo much in common... lmao...

Thank you SUITE B... more importantly... WHEN IS THAT BOOK COMMIN OUT puddin! ???...

Anywho... yep... I'm finna pull yo card PUDDIN... maaaaan quit actin like its soooo hard (boo hoo) to get a man(or at least a date)... all kida dudes be on u... and they aint always cock-eyed midgets... and u prolly knew pretty boy was gone call u any way... I mean he's thinkin she cute I'm finna see wussup jus like any otha dude would be.. So get outta here with that rescue me act, cuz I aint buyin it... okay I'm done!

PEEEEEAAACE!

BottleBlonde said...

I LOVE when a man protects me - like the way this hot guy protected you against that dumbass who bumped into you.

I just hope he ain't cheap and at least allows you to supersize your happy meal.

Divalicious said...

Why hell no, it's not a set-up!! Have you not looked in the mirror today, darlin? Why wouldn't you believe that he's wantin' to spank you and buy you chicken nuggets because you're hot????

Anyhoo, BB said it, God bless a man who'll upsize to the large Diet Coke for ya without even being asked.

Lady~Daydreamer said...

LMAO @ set-up talk...it was not! Who says chilvary is dead?

Slaus of O Hell Nawl said...

I aint saying ti WAS a et-up, but me and my boys did that ish for each other all the time back in the day.

But shiiit. fine as puddin iz, I'd have kicked he-man in the knee cap if i thought it would be impressive.

" Now take yo Andy keaton haircut having, furry drawls rocking, castle grey skull living, always half nekkid with other greasy men being, I have the power shouting, lil punnk ass home. "

Gone and do yo thing Pudidn. DOnt be scared to live!!

MsPuddin said...

suite b- haha you sound like my friends, why do I worry you..?

mortarbored- yeah, cheap porn is awesome…with nuggets

bella- will do!

torrance- oh you know after I put the tool box away, I’m not so bad…

G- why you gotta bust me all out! Damn what do yall want me to write a book about lol and come on, act like you n M don’t be savin’ me from hella random ass dudes?

bb- He has a job! It can only get better from there!

divalicious- I wanted him to spank me after that! Yow!

Lady~ I know and for the record he let me wear his jacket because it was chilly outside…

slaus- damn when I become a famous blogger (I’ma have to ask your wife if) you can be my bodyguard…that is wassup!

Ms. Behaving said...

Potatoe -- potahtoe
Tomatoe - tomahtoe
Set up -- Shut up
[It's all the same damn thang]

If you're diggin' this dude then I say go for it Ms. P...

Hell what've you got to lose???.

Ms. J said...

You said 2 weeks right? What the hell was he waiting for? If he thought you was so hot!? (not saying your not, cuss I would do you) But geez brotha was he waiting on a sign from GOD! Tread lightly.

Muze said...

awww. hope it works out.

MsPuddin said...

ms b- oh I’m going for it! Lol

ms. j- you caught that huh? I was thinking the same thing, but he had to dig up my number, because I didn’t really give it to him…so for now since he REALLY f*ck up, I’ma give him the benefit…

muze- thanks girl…

Qucifer said...

Ms puddin. who the HAYLE cares if it was a set up... it's better than "those guys" (you know exactly what sort I'm talking about)


It's the best to play with a hot guy.. kinda like having a pretty underwear set or cute jewelry It makes you feel good that you ain't reeling myspace scrubs!!!!