Monday, November 26, 2007

Tough Break

Ok here's the deal. I don't have the Internet right now. I took my laptop home for the holiday, for my dad to "fix" (he's a computer technician). He got the viruses off, but I can't go online. Plus, I've spent the last five days intoxicated, reading and writing has become very difficult.

Over my holiday weekend I:

-woke up and couldn't find my underwear
-found out there is no Santa ( mom and dad aren't buying us gifts this year. How the hell do we celebrate Xmas and Hanukkah and nobody is getting sh*t! wtf?)
-got several sugar daddy offers
-met the man of my dreams, but didn't give him my number...
-drank enough alcohol to put the corner store out of business and make Amy Winehouse look good. (AA sounds awesome, I could really use some free coffee)
-watched the Raiders win? wait. what? Yes, I watched the Raiders win!
-discovered 2girls 1cup, but I like this version better...(it's PG, I promise)...



I also posted on my other blog. Check it out and let me know what you think!

MsP

12 comments:

Don said...

Something is not right about that video...lol

How are you going to meet the guy of your dreams and not give him your digits? And how are you going to tell me to call and give me the wrong number?

lol

Divalicious said...

Yah, I spent the biggest part of the long weekend semi-intoxicated myself. I was still drunk when I got up Thanksgiving morning to finish making pies and brocolli casserole.

There was a guy in NYC who missed his opportunity to talk to his dream girlie on the subway, so he put an ad in the paper to find her. Reckon that might work for you too?

BottleBlonde said...

No internet? That's what you get for downloadin' donkey porn.

One Man’s Opinion said...

Sorry to hear about your lab top. The same thing happened to me a few months back. I was not happy.

Ms. Behaving said...

Don...took the words right outta my mouf on that whole 2 guys and one cup thang. It's sooooo NOT attractive.

Sounds like your holiday weekend was what's up tho' [I mean...save for your laptop being outta commission right now.]

ADD mom, wife, sis said...

Why is no one asking about the missing underwear???..I could not get past that! thats one hell of a night!

G-Sweet said...

Yea, where yo draws @ puddin... hahaha

and who do ur parents think they are... no gifts!... u know parents have really been gettin besides themselves lately...

and 2 guys 1 cup was funny... compared to the sick shit that the original shows... ughhhh!

anywho hope u had a good weekend!

So@24 said...

Don't think you can just skim over details about meeting a guy of your dreams and no phone number! wtf!? Details! Details!

PS. Winehouse? What a funny last name...

MsPuddin said...

Don-which video? I thought John Mayer was hot eating ice cream...all these questions lol

divalicious- yeah we had a lot of wine at the dinner table...hmmm if I posted an add about my desperate vagina,do you know what kind of crazies would come after me!?

bottleblonde- No. Let me clarify. It was a man humping a cow. Lets not start any false rumors...

one man's opinion- yeah, I have badluck with electronics man

ms. behaving- ha ha YOU saw it! I'm surprised. yeah how was yours?

add mom, wife sis- man it was fckin awesome.

G-sweet- I know I was devastated. All I want this year is a digital camera, but it looks like I'm going to have to buy that shit myself...

so@24- I got some more dating posts in the making, don't trip. It is ironic her last name starts with wine...

Suite B said...

where in the hell was your underwear and did you take anybody up on those sugar daddy offers...if you did I bet you wouldn't be worrying about Mom and Dad not giving you any gifts!

STILL_POCAHONTAZ said...

Ima need you to keep up with ya panties girl..LOL

RAIDERS BABY!!!!!!!!

UBERMOUTH said...

When you wake up still drunk and can't find your knickers, time to RUN to AA LMAO