“Hi my name is Ms. Fresh Banana Puddin’ and I am a blogaholic.”
“Hi Ms Fresh Banana Puddin.”
“Hi.”
I wrote a bunch of posts over the weekend and decided not to post them. I think I lost my blogging mojo. I can’t think of sh*t to write about. So instead I just highlighted my weekend, which was actually kind of depressing…
-First of all I need to borrow someone’s football team. I didn’t get to watch the Raiders v. Bears game yesterday, but my cousin called me with an update. He said both teams suck, because watching the game was like “watching two turtles fight until almost the end.” Getting your ass kicked is one thing, but getting it kicked in slow motion is another. Come on guys get it together. Bears 17. Raiders 6. Puddin’ 0.
-It rained on Saturday. I hate the rain. The rain is never like in the movies. When my hair and face get wet, it’s not sexy. It’s really scary actually. Liza Minnelli scary. It doesn’t make me want to dance and sing. It makes me want to strangle my neighbors or get drunk. Kind of like how the holidays make people suicidal, the rain makes me have conversations with myself. And I have nothing nice to say…
-I had to go to one of my best girlfriend’s baby shower this weekend. Don’t get me wrong. If she’s happy, I’m happy. But everyone oooed and awwwed over diapers, for an hour. Please. Kill. Me. Now. Remind me if I ever have children that the theme is going to be black. I don’t care if it’s a girl. I want black blankets, black balloons and Bloody Marys. I think I’m just bitter, because this is just the beginning. I have the feeling the next five years are going to be full of baby showers and weddings.
-I requested this weekend off a month ago, so I could go to the baby shower and whatnot. My job called me, not once, but twice to see if I could come in.
-I did finally get to see American Gangster. I liked it. Maybe I liked it because I heard it was awful and the people who didn’t like it had it on a pedestal before they saw it. Anyway, it’s another Denzel movie to add to the list…
Monday, November 12, 2007
Bitter Much?
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Happy Veterans Day!!! :) did u get the day off today?
SO since you a blogaholic then come around my way....
come on!
www.yazmar.com
Baby showers are boring as shit. Especially if there is no alcohol being served like the last one I went to. Gah, can you imagine! Good thing I got stoned before I went.
MS. P... I wrote a bunch of posts over the weekend and decided not to post them.
lemme start by saying, ARE U OUTTA U F*CKIN' MIND... what do u mean u deleted em'... can we say FIRED! (on ur day off)... u know how many times i checked ur blog this weekend via my sidekick when i had down time
*shaking my head*... i always check yo shit 1st and u have the audacity to say u deleted somethin(im very bitter... haha)... moving along
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it breaks my heart cuz im a RAIDER fan to the grave so i just have 2 take all the stupid ass remarks... but im clownin when we're good again U HATERS!
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The rain aint that bad... i mean it aint great... but its coo' unless u gotta go to party and dress up (which i had to do... sigh)... but i had a good time... besides i love things that are wet, so the rain is aiiight wit me ;0)
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BABY SHOWERS
lol @ the baby shower... yea those are always melancholy to me... its like yaaaay ur bringin life into the world, and on the other hand its maaaaan???... kids!... *shaking head*(with a look of contemplation om ur face)... congrats to E & BIG D tho!
WEDDINGS
*cant believe im about to say this*
I went to a wedding last week my old roommate got married... beautiful/great f'in wedding... i cant lie.. it had me thinkin marriage aint that bad... so after i threw up in my mouth (jk...lol)
but it was super nice and the day b41 of my homegirls in L.A. got married... is it really that time in life?... hmmmm... damn... i dunno!...
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Im going to see it this week... ive been ducking and dodge every1 with their movie spoiler comments and their HD DVD's of the damn movies (these bootleggers are crazy... lmao)... IMO u cant go too wrong their are great actors in the movie.
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SORRY ABOUT THE BLOG WITHIN UR BLOG BUT I JUST NEEDED SOMETHIN TO GET THRU LUNCH... i think im gonna post on my break!
SUp miss lady!
Im a former member of the 510 and the 925 and i now live in chicago. I SO wanted our raiders to beat that chicago azz but... alas... we suck.
Now ive got to listen to these bytches around here yappin about their bears.
...i should stab them all in the left nostril....yeahhhhhh
ooooh... you're in prime baby years right now. expect a lot more showers where that came from.
ahhhh to be male!
The rain makes me want to get drunk and strangle my neighbors, too...so why exactly don't you like it?!?!
I hate when the job keeps trying to call you into work on your day off.
My pet peeve.
When my hair and face get wet, it’s not sexy. It’s really scary actually. Liza Minnelli scary.
HAhahaha! I laughed out loud at that one! I look like a tranny when I get wet in the rain. Almost as hideous as Boy George (the 80s version).
hgirl- no school but I had to work…
yaz- lol I will check it out…
pj- lol you sound like you know how to party! There was a bar and I was tempted…
G- naw I didn’t erase em, I just didn’t post em…and look at you, see that’s what happens when they give a brotha a two hour lunch break…
slaus- damn the 510 and the 925! That’s wassup. My family in Chicago, but my cousin and me agree that both teams suck…lol
so@24- oh no baby showers are becoming less informal, trust me, you will be invited to one too!
mu- great. So you will help me plot to kill them then?
bella- I was so irritated I finally just turned off the phone, but I kind of feel guilty…
bottleb- oooo a tranny that’s hot. Imagine us walking down the street together in the rain, we could be makin’ some money baby…
Personally, I think you are doing just fine with your blog. Of course, as a man, I would love to see more pictures of you, but it's not a necessity.
Sometimes it is though
There doesn't have to be a plot or good acting when Denzel is in it.PORN.
Denzel is soooo yummy...that is all.
No but for real, you are all that and a bag of chips...quit playin, between you and Ms Da-ish, you all need to get inspired. I need ya'll to stay blogging, ya'll make me laugh and snork and shit.
don- hmmm I’ll take that into consideration…
uber- LOL @ your porn shout out…
s_p- snorking is hot!
The black-themed baby shower is hilarious! And I liked American Gangster too.
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