Sunday, November 4, 2007

Is it too late to join the NRA?

I’m in a bad mood. People suck. No really, they really do suck. Except for the people who read this blog. And the people at McDonalds, who make that bacon, egg and cheese bagel. Everyone else, just sucks...

I had to work the Colts v. Patriots game today. Three hours of drunk guys yelling obscenities and trying to look up my skirt. Not that I’m complaining. It’s probably the most play I had all week, but a girl can only handle so much testosterone before she has to go somewhere and bitch about it.

The reason I’m pissed off is because I had my first walk out ever when serving drinks. I mean, I don’t get it, if you don’t have money, then don’t run up a tab of over $100 in liquor. Yes this jerktard had a $100 tab of Kettle One and tonics. I should have splashed the last one in his face to remind him that he was a broke ass drunk BLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP…

I even handed him the bill. He looked at it and walked right the f*ck out. His boy was like oh no he’ll be right back. He just went to have a smoke. Um twenty minutes later, he still hadn’t come back. What was he smoking? 100s? A blunt? Crack? I didn’t think so. I knew he wasn't coming back.

I got lucky (and I have a boobs and a vagina) because the other guys he was sitting with ended up paying for the bill and they still tipped me. (Plus I told them I would kick all of their asses if they didn’t). However, I think they left my job with plans of giving a real good ass whoopin’.

I know I would have. I wish I would go out with my friends and they would run up a tab and walk out. Better stay your broke ass home!

24 comments:

oestrebunny said...

Sometimes I believe that we poor people who work in the service industry deserve medals.

People do suck.

country roads said...

People like that need to be flogged. Publicly.

All that's missing from that top pic is the middle fingers :-)

Love the pirate suit.

Bella said...

Feel free to bitch any day. I'm famous for it.

Working with the public sucks at times.

Love the Captain Hooker pic. You look HOT.

Mr R Rabbit said...

I'm suprised you don't take credit cards when people are setting up a tab. Or cash, and limit them to the amount they put in.

Ms. Behaving said...

Gurl...I CAN'T STAND a BROKE @SS MAN!!!

Da hell he up in there flossin' like he got money for if he don't??

OLE' BROKE @SS!!!!

Mister Underhill said...

I would be pretty damn pissed. It was good of them to cover his broke ass.

And the new pic...wow. I did not realize you were such a damn hotty until you started to post pics lately!

ambboogie said...

ahh i remember the days of being a server..

it's why I can tell the difference between good service and bad service, as well as the fact that I TIP all the time

if you're really bad I tip really bad.. LOL

At least you got yo paper!

Lightning Bug's Butt said...

What a fag. He walks out on a bill? That should be prosecuted as shoplifting.

I also had to work during the Colts game, but that didn't stop me from watching it.

NYCPonderings Chick said...

wow lucky he had decent friends, that is BULLSHEESH though and I hope you see him again and have the bouncers go rough him up...on another note, your top picture, you look like Mimi from Rent!

MsPuddin said...

obunny- tell me about it. I think people go out to eat just to complain

cr- I flipped em the bird a few times in my mind. Thanks! Arrrrrrr…

bella- you and I both know this is the place to do it lol thanks babe

mr r- yeah that’s why I was stressed out for a minute. We are told to take cards, but I didn’t because I figured they would be there for the whole game, then I could cash em out. Which they were, but bounced out at the very end…

ms. b- right!? Both him and his boy ordering drinks like it was nothing. And one had the nerve to ask me out. I’m not going on a date w you and getting stuck doing dishes, because you broke

mr. u- thanks! I look even hotter naked! Yeah it was nice, and he tipped me lol

boogie- yeah, when I go out now I leave really good tips. I don’t care about the service, good or bad. Servers put up w a lot of drama!

bug’s butt- yeah I didn’t really care who won, but the game was entertaining. And the Raiders game was blacked out. They still lost. I don’t think I had to even watch the game to know that anyway lol

NYC chick- haven’t seen rent. I know, I know, but hey I’m from Cali. I hope whoever Mimi is, she’s hot. Actually I’m assuming she is, since I’m incredibly good looking…

Kitty said...

i have never ever done a runner, even when i was a poverty stricken backpacker, i never stole anything and i never did a runner out of a restaurant or a bar. could not live with the personal shame.

MsPuddin said...

kitty- its just so tacky isn’t it. I’ve shoplifted before, when I was a teenager, but I’ve come a long way. I wouldn’t run out on a meal.

G-Sweet said...

YEA THATS RUDE AS SHIT... thats why i cant do it cuz i would got fired hella fast!

Mister Underhill said...

I'll have to see for myself some time ;)

onthevirg said...

If I was that guy's friend, here's how the next conversation would go.

Me: Hey dickface, what happened to y...

*BooM* Dickpunch Bitch!!

Then I might kick that fucking cheapass prick while he was down. What an asshole move.

MsPuddin said...

G- I know I didn’t want to say something. I think I could have been fired for that sh*t

mr u- ;)

onthevirg- thanks for the sound affects…yeah I think those guys were on there way to hand him an extensive ass whoppin’

Betty Boob Hug said...

what a schmizzbucket. what a fool. leaving the bill for all his mates to pick up - WANKER!

I'm sorry you having a bad day; you are very correct. People are arseholes.

STILL_POCAHONTAZ said...

lookin pretty hot in your costume missy..LOL

Stiletto said...

them boobs sure come in handy sometimes =P
I would have looved to see the ass whooping when they ran in to their cheap friend after that!

MsPuddin said...

betty boob- and to think we have to date some of these creatures…

still_p- thanks lady! And thanks again for the shout out on my arm. I will be posting another signature move this week, so look out for it…

stiletto- me too! I would have betted my tip on the other guy.

BottleBlonde said...

Damn girl, how many jobs do you have?! If you're not go-go dancin', you're servin' drinks to cheap tricks. Where do you find the time?!

Hex said...

Rule #1 -- ALWAYS take care of the people who handle your food and drink.

I just don't understand why some people can't get this concept. It's like we need to put out a new song to teach everyone the ropes called

"Tip like a rock star"

Diarrhea of the Mouth said...

PEOPLE DO SUCK! god i'm so glad someone else see it too and that i'm not a raving bitch.

Muze said...

yeah i would have had to smack him. that's why i have never done the waitress thing, even when i was 'scouted' for a job at Hooters. LOL!