Excuse my blog for being on BP time...

I know those of you who are regulars here probably noticed that my posts were a day behind this past week. (I still don't have Internet on my computer, wtf?) So I hope no one used my blog as a reference to determine what day it was, because rent is due. Just to clarify, it's Saturday, (December, not January) 1, 2007.

I know this because I had to get up and go handle some business this morning. I had to be there @ 7:30a.m., which meant I had to wake up @ 5:30a.m., to be on time. (No, I wasn't applying for a green card). I don't know but, has anyone else ever had to get up so early in the morning, it felt like somebody, somewhere was laughing? Well sh*t, I have.

All I can say is, I was strugglin'. I am NOT a morning person. I repeat I am NOT about the worm. I don't want a worm, ( unless of course it is at the bottom of a tequila bottle) I want to sleep in. If I do have to get up early or don't get enough sleep, I turn into Whitney Houston being interviewed by Wendy Williams. (I know that's old news, but it's still funny).

So anyway I got up early, did my thing and then I called a girlfriend ( a girl that is my friend) to go out and grab some breakfast. We ended up going to a little diner that serves breakfast until 3. And they had a bar. As soon as we got to our table, some perky fool was in our face talkin' about, "coffee?" I hadn't even gotten both of my ass cheeks seated into our booth, but "yeah sure, coffee would be great," I said.

Five minutes later someone else came up to our table, "coffee?" "Um, yeah sure, that would be great ," I said again. Talk about some good service. Or so I thought. Not even two seconds later someone was back at our table, coffee?"Damn, back up. "No thanks, I'm good," I said.

I think you can see where I am going with this. I've never been offered so much coffee in my life. I think their employees were drinking more than just coffee. Talk about a late morning pick-me-up, I walked out of the diner twitching like Tyrone.

*high pitched voice* "You don't know this about me Joe Rogan, but I drink a lot of coffee."

Anyway, I'll try and get it together next week as far as posting on time. However, I am on the west coast. (I know, excuses, excuses) Hope everyone is enjoying their weekend, I'm going back to bed...