Monday, March 10, 2008

If you really want to know...

Karrie b. did it, Poca did it and the folks over at Oh Hell Nawl did it. So Goddamn it, I’m going to do it too!

Go ahead, since I’m not famous, ask me anything…

How did I become so cool?

How many times have I had sex with a midget?

Am I wearing panties?

40 comments:

Brad said...

New to your blog. Like the style. It's different than most. Was tempted to ask if you were wearing any panties....but I don't know you like that. LMAO.

Ms.Lady said...

Hmmm....

RANDOM!!!!

Would you ever make a sex tape and try to sell it???

***My black ass WOULD NOT!!! But I figured yo' crazy ass would answer this question honestly***

The Lioness said...

Hey, I'm new to your blog too (well not really, I've been lurking).

If you were granted 3 wishes...what would you wish for?

anonymousnupe said...

Why do women give head commando and then insist on saddling up with a condom? Do the tonsils have some special STD-fighting capabilities that need to be studied, bottled, and applied to the nether regions?

How do you feel about orange?

Does an oral damn do it for you?

Omar or Marlo?

You squirt?

When you finally hook up with a woman will you tell us?

What's your time in the 40?

Don said...

Hmmm...

What age did you lose your virginity?

Don said...

Scratch the last question. Whats the longest you ever gave oral sex?

Qucifer said...

three things:

Your absolute worst sexual experience (do not spare details, i have a notion your story will be funny)

Can you cook?

What is your favorite thing to eat (and please don't say dick I already picked that)

Afrodite said...

My question is: If you were stuck on a deserted island and you could only bring three items/products for your hair, which would you choose and why?

eclectik said...

What ice cream tastes best with you?

Ever stuck black licorice in your ear?

who'd win in a headbutt contest Rihanna or Tyra?

Do you think Choosey moms really give a damn about peanut butter?

Ever want to bang a DC metro blogger?

e.

Muze said...

lmao! these questions have me rolling! scared to see what kind i would get...lol.

hmmm...

what is the sweetest thing you've ever done for your guy?

would you ever go natural? (talking about hair for all the nasty mofos out there)

what's your luckiest number?

do you have lucky underwear? (i do) lol.

what is your middle name?

what do you ultimately want to do with your life?

i know that's a lot so you can just pick whichever ones you want to answer.

Mister Underhill said...

Wanna make out?

MsPuddin said...

brad- hi, welcome! Glads you are intrigued enough to get in on the conversation! I am currently wearing panties, however, they are period panties. Sorry, but they are…

mslady- I hate watching myself on camera, I seem to gain like 50+ lbs! It seems somehow everyone w a sex tape experience that comes back around to bite them in the ass, no thank you! On second thought, how much money are we talking?

lioness- well hello stalker! lol I would wish for big titties, success in my career and a more efficient economic balance, not only in the US, but throughout the world…

nupe- I don’t know about other woman, but my tonsils have super powers. Did you mean to say oral or orange? When I think of orange I think of construction workers and pancakes…

I only like oral if oh boi knows what he is doing. I used to not like receiving it AT ALL, until I started dating guys who were a little more experienced…

I’ma have to go with Omar, he looks like he would have my back. He also looks like he would throw me up against a wall and have his way with me. We could make a chocolate milkshake…

If I do hook up with a woman I promise to tell you…

My time in the 40? What is this slang?

don- I’m still a virgin, note my halo…

don- Why do I open up a forum and all the questions are about oral sex? I don’t know the longest I’ve ever given oral sex, but I do remember the shortest time and I know he was mad. That is only time I will go ahead and say blue balls might possibly exist…

qucifer- I don’t have just one, like the time he fell asleep when I was on top, wtf??? Or the time when after we did it we were laying there and the whole bag of red licorice I sucked down before we did it went projectile vomiting out of my mouth and nose. Or what about the time when the guy whipped the condom off without telling me!

umm I’m not much of a chef, I don’t have the patience. I can make a few dishes and that’s about it…I love cheese pizza! And Mike n Ikes, the candy. I’m like a kid when it comes to my taste in food…

afrodite- I have to chapstick or lipgloss or something, you are asking the wrong person when it comes to hair products. I’d probably be the one to bring a hat, bandana and a hair tie …does that help? I think Garner products smell bomb though…

e- chocolate chip cookie dough!

Nope, never got nothing but a tongue in my ear…

I’d have to go with Tyra, she got a little more feist in her…

good question about the peanut butter, my mom used to get this nasty healthy shit. And I would always bitch about it, so finally she got the good shit, I’m talking skippy baby. I would scoop it right out of the jar with a spoon, yum…

by DC metro blogger, do you mean you?

muze- funny thing is that I can’t remember the sweetest thing I’ve done for a guy. Maybe give a back rub when he didn’t ask for one…

all my hairstylists say that I am unbeweavable and I have gorgeous hair I just need to take care of it. The catch is that it would take a YEAR to grow my hair out healthy. Sooo, therefore I would have to walk around lookin’ busted for a YEAR. I think I’ma got to Africa and live in the wild for a year and see what happens…

lucky number 7

lol I’m sure you do! I don’t, actually my underwear is so unlucky I’m usually unprepared wearing laundry panties on a good day, if you catch my drift…

Lynn, my mother’s too

I want to become a successful writer/journalist, similar to you Muze!

MsPuddin said...

mister u- totally!!!

Babyfaced said...

When am I getting my prize?

The Flyyest said...

hey....first time commentin on ya spot......

how are you???

nah thats not the question....okay


do you ever take a pic without your tongue stickin out???
LOL

Babyfaced said...

"What's your time in the 40"

Could mean: How fast can you run the 40 yard dash?

"Has any of the drinks I've listed gotten you into wonderful trouble?"

What's your type of guy that makes you go "Boom Chicka WOW WOOOOOOWWW"?

Preposterous Ponderings said...

What sex toys do you own?

MsPuddin said...

babyfaced- lol! You did! You won!

the flyyest- hay! Welcome, I’m great! I do, but not on here, so much. I don’t know, when it comes to my blog I just want to stick my tongue out!

babyfaced- damn, well I might need a couple of days to run that sh*t…

drinking always gets me into trouble, a lot of it I can’t remember though…


side burns do it for me, I also like a sense of humor, a cute butt, it’s all in the walk baby…I need a man who struts with confidence…

pp- I have one glittery pink dildo my friends bought me a few years ago, I don’t really use it though because I got mad skillz with my hands…

Steph said...

I wanna know how to get me some of the HOT GUYS who read you to come see me! phwwooarrr!

Ok, besides that. Your bringing sexy back to blogging. Why did you start and is it what you expected?

Krissyface said...

I love this format...I might steal it, as I do with the ideas of all the bloggers I admire...I'm shameless.

OK, if you could have sex with ANYONE on earth, no strings attached, who would it be?

MsPuddin said...

steph- more cleavage and tongue! But I think we are about even in that department…hmmm…

I started this blog t vent because I was going through a hard time, it’s like summer camp, I never want to leave…!

krissyface- hey I stole it too, so we re even…I would totally have sex with Denzel Washington and Alec Baldwin, we could have a threesome!

Marleaux said...

OK, I'm laughing at most of these questions and finally thought up another question, after I see that all the good ones I had in mind were already taken.

You ever have a blog crush? If so, who?

MsPuddin said...

I love all my blog men! I don’t have a crush, but I did have a sex dream about one of my male blog buddies…

and nupe, no I am not a squirter...

anonymousnupe said...

LOL!!! (Now I just gotta remember which wish you're talking about in the new post that's up. Does it have anything to do with digital manipulation of a certain bean-like protrusion?!)

Slausin-Ass Slaus said...

Ok this question is in several parts.

if you were to be in a threesome would it involve:

1) two men
2) Two women
3) Man and a woman
4) A lama and a alpacka


If Your Blog was a movie, who would play you and why? ( and you can't say you)

Penis Preferences -
Small
Just Right
Instant Hysterectomy

karrie b. said...

what does that tat on ur boob mean? is it chinese? mine on the back of my neck means peace...


which female bloggers would you skoink?

-karrie b.

Slausin-Ass Slaus said...

@ karrie B - oOoo good one...and when she DOES skoink her, please note that Nupe, SO24 and gsweet and I have already purchased the full rights to record and ditribute said carnal girly coitus

-slaus. Creative Director for Fanga Bang Productions

MsPuddin said...

slaus- how hung is a lama. * thinking about it * I’d prefer two chicks, because two dudes is basically getting tag teamed…

if my blog was a movie I would want Cameron Diaz or people say I look like Rosario Dawson, but I don’t know if she has my sense of humor. What about Whitney Houston, I bet she would play me great…

come on that’s too easy, I’ll take just right for 200. If it’s small he better eat real good, if its big he better not expect me to suck it…

karrie b.- the boob tat says “too enjoy” or “pleasure” in Japanese (don’t ask) I’m a have to do a tat post for y’all lol

I would totally do you kb! I was gonna say Bottle Blonde, but she aint w us any more…

Slaus- you re fired from talking, again! lol

Slausin-Ass Slaus said...

:: standing with puddin :: yeahhh karrie B iiiis hot tho. I approve of this selection.

Let me go get the lights, camera and boom mic out of the truck

::leaves ::
:: comes back to a locked door on the blog ::

Oh this is some boooolshyt!!!

MsPuddin said...

yeah that's right...and stay out!

WANT! (karrie b) DONT WANT! (a slausin ass slaus tryna take pics)

Miss Mika said...
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Miss Mika said...

Hello Ms Puddin,

I am a first time commenter but I've followed your blogs for a while now. I think they are unlike the typical, which is why I enjoy them so much.

My question for you is:
Would you prefer candles and flowers,a bubble bath and soft music, warm me up romance, or nitty gritty, no holds barred, raw and raunchy get right to it sex?

Ooo... and a couple that just came to mind:

What are your favorite types of shoes?

What is a song that you love, but under normal circumstances would be too embarrassed to admit?

anonymousnupe said...

::Sneaking over to open the door for Creative Director Slaus when P goes to take a pee::

MsPuddin said...

miss mika! I’m glad you stopped by, these are some interesting questions…

I have never really had the whole flowers, candles romantic type deal, so it might be nice to switch it up from that raw raunchy stuff. But ha! On the other hand, I’m so not a romantic and I like it rough * innocent face *

I’m addicted to stilettos…steve madden has cute shoes, I have a purple pair that don’t go with anything, but I still love them…

Um my friends pretty much know about my weird taste in music, but I ( you can’t tell anyone) listen to Enrique Iglesias. Yes I do! I just want to be with you be jammin lol

nupe- out!!!

James Tubman said...

what is your childhood memory

MsPuddin said...

I was a cry baby, but I used to run around with the boys, climb trees n ish...

karrie b. said...

*chants* we're gonna make a movieeee, we're gonna make a movieeee!!!

slaus is the greatest!

-karrie b.

Don said...

@ don: you make it easier for us to feel comfortable asking you sexual questions. you are that adored.

Still_Pocahontaz said...

who do you have a famous crush on both female/male?

MsPuddin said...

You know who is hot? Megan Fox from transformers, but I have a thing for Denzel and Johnny Depp…oh and also Alec Baldwin. Random, I know, but what can I say?