Thursday, March 27, 2008

Mr. New Booty

Sorry I’ve been so bootsy on the blogging people, but I met a boy! Yes, Ms Puddin’ has been busy cupcakin’. Jealous? (hee, hee).

Here’s the scoop: It was Sunday night when I was leaving this reggae spot with my girl. I came struttin’ out the club, the wind picked up my hair music video style, there was a twinkle in my eye that said * bink*. I was lookin’ like a 10. (Basically, I managed to get down the front stairs of the club without tripping in my heels and falling on my face).

Outside there was a group of guys standing around, shooting the sh*t and I made them all pause. I brought the milkshake to the yard. I mean the boys. Wait, I mean this one boy. I brought him to my yard, for a shake. Nevermind.

“Ay, can I walk you to your car?” this one boy asked, as he stepped to me.

I gave him the good side eye.

“If you promise not to laugh at it,” I said. “My car that is.” (F*ck y’all, I roll hard in the Honda, what!)

We ended up having a quick, catchy conversation, where I would for the most part say something stupid and he would laugh at me. (I got game b*tches)! Then I gave him my number and he called me the next day. This is weird, because usually guys call me like three weeks later and by the time I remember who the f*ck they are, the conversation gets all awkward.

So anyway, Monday we went on the best date I’ve been on in a long time. I think what was so great about it was all my geeky suggestions on things to do he was totally game. We ended up going bowling. Then we went to TGI Fridays to have some drinks and watch the rest of the Warriors game.

We were enjoying each other’s company so much, he offered to take me to show off his studio, where we made out and had hot kinky sex on the…just kidding. We did go to the studio, where he makes beats, but we didn’t have hot kinky sex. Boo. Instead we ended the night hanging out at my boy’s dive bar. I mean, what a better place to go on a first date than a dive bar?

We hung out again yesterday. I was on cloud nine until he told me that his sister won this Hooters competition and he is going to the Playboy Mansion this weekend. Great, he is going to come back with a giant rubber duckie on his arm and totally forget about me. * tear *

I’ll keep everyone posted…

46 comments:

Fenrisar said...
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Hadassah said...

aaah i totaly fell yah on the part where you said guys call u after three weeks when you have forgotten them and the conversation becomes all awkward. Why do they do that??

G-Sweet said...

lol @ playboy mansion... man u have some luck... hahaha!

jk

but im glad to see ur having a good time with a decent guy shit ur long over due

MsPuddin said...

had- I know right? And then want to get mad at me because I can’t remember you. I have no idea, guys are weird…

G- *dusts cobwebs * ya feel me? Naw he cool, you n smitty need to meet him. Stamp of approval one time. lol but lets wait and see what happens after the mansion…btw, wtf are you doing up, homie???

Deutlich said...

uhm. I'm cheezin' pretty hard for ya. Because I'm a dork. Eternally.

Jocular Schlemiel said...

Question is, if he has money....would you gold dig him?

Folk said...

1st time posting mspuddin, but long time reader. don't give up on yet. all of us men wouldn't just go crazy at some ol'mansion with a bunch "bean pole things in the magazines." ...but it would be something to brag about with the boyz.

12kyle said...

this guy sounds a lot better than the last guy! LOL.

Playboy Mansion? Damn, Damn, Damn!!! (Florida Evans-circa 1975)

haaa

anonymousnupe said...

Now maybe you'll stop your belly achin' about not gettin' any, not havin' a man, blah, blah, blah.

But on the real, I can confidently say I speak for all your regular male readers when I say: "We're just a little bit envious of dude."

Lady Cameleon said...

........no wonder you aint called me heffer.........is this one you said...........well nevermind.....i guess whatever he said i said worked out...lol....get it get it!!! See you better be glad i was ready to do it movin when i was....right place right time.....good luck....and by the way dont worry about his trip the sleez mansion.....first of your pretty and you got game.............and secondly they aint gone give him no play anyway....lol......holla!!!

MsPuddin said...

deutlich- * sigh * me too

joc- hell yeah! Actually he does, but I’m not going to…

folk- well, well, well, another stalker bites the dust. J/p, hey hows it goin? Well I won’t give him any ideas…

12k- ok 1975? That was back when playmates had hella bush lol

nupe- envious of the mansion, or getting a hot date w MsP?

lady c- yeah mamas, I’ll have to fill u in later…definitely right place, right time…

Sabina said...

Wait, what is cupcakin'? Where have I been?

Also, of COURSE any guy will agree to whatever ridiculous events or shenanigans suggested by someone as sexy and funny as yourself. Are you even surprised?

Still_Pocahontaz said...

GOOD GIRL.....Looks like we're on to something. I said we're because we are all dating him too..LOL

Slausin-Ass Slaus said...

LMAO @ poca.

all i know is he bet not touch my booty. Iont play that shyt,

unless we talking scooby snacks.

Good ish baby girl! we all expect a report on this dude shortly.

Soon as he starts tlaking about some... I need to borrow yo car real quick. or... you got $5,

BONE DA FUGG OUT

Lady Cameleon said...

......oh yeah im just relieved to know it was a "man"..........and not that girl's whose booty you was lookin at.......lmao.............lol.....................lmao!!!!

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anonymousnupe said...

Puddin' on our arm for the night, of course. We don't need no stinkin' Playboy Mansion.

MsPuddin said...

sabina- thanks mamas …cupcakin is like when you are boo’d up. Just so into someone you are shut out from the rest of the world, the honeymoon phase kinda. Ok bad explanation…something like that…

still_p- you crazy lol but I feel it, aight, lets do this!

slaus- I’m sorry my booty did not say “property of a slausin ass slaus” last I checked…ya feel me though, I’m like if a nigga starts borrowing my kitchenware, we have a problem…”ay can I borrow your microwave, I’ma bring it right back.”

lady c- I’m mad you still clownin, back up! Lmao, I was hella stuck, but it wasn’t even like that, for real! New man got booty too…

MsPuddin said...

nupe - really aw *blush* thanks boo...

Slausin-Ass Slaus said...

noOoo... Poca said we were all dtaing this new dude.. and if thats the case iont want his hands on my booty.

maaaan forget it! joke totally wasted!!

im going back to my trailer.

I said good day!!!

MsPuddin said...

oh oh oh! YOUR booty. (Is this thing on)? Like as in Slaus’ junk in the trunk. I see, well I will let him know…

KIKI said...

Shiiiiid! When he took me to his studio, I woulda been bent over on the sound equipment all kindsa nassy like with a short lil skirt on showin all my goodies...DARIN him to just take him some from the back...sangin into the "mic" all night long...

Ok...maybe thats just my nassy ass...

But...YEAAAHHHHH....Puddin gone get some new booty...puddin gone get some new booty...

side note...Slaus...dont nobody want yo booty *makes ewwww face*

Qucifer said...

OOOHHH Ms. Puddin and a Boy
sexy sexy.... i'm going to be eagerly awaiting, he'd be a fool not to take advantage!!!

surviving myself said...

no sweat, the playboy mansion is full of a bunch of women with fake tits and flat asses - there's no competition there for you.

swag_ambassador said...

puppy looooooooooove.. lol
yall in the honeymoon stage already after one date.. so whered yall go bowlin? 300? lol

Monie said...

Awwww, yay! Is this new boy cute?

Monie said...

lmao @ slaus!

Catscratch Diva said...

I'm tickled you found yourself a boytoy!!!! Good for you, lil mama!

Brittany_83 said...

Calling the next day...SPRUNG?

Smitty said...

Calling the very next day works all the time cause most guys never do that.

Good for you tho. You kissed enough frogs.

eclectik said...

Good biz and congrats

Wait you hear that?

That's a buncha pissed off Male Bloggers clickin the red x LOL

e.

Steph said...

Mail me when you get to the sexin' part.
:P

Pan/Thanatos said...

The playboy mansion... talk about anti-climactic.

karrie b. said...

boooooooooo.

i'm hatin cuz BOTH my boo's are set-trippin'.

blehhhhhhhhhhhh...

-KB

Mister Underhill said...

You'll have to introduce me to his sister. Then I will keep my eye on him for you and make sure he stays out of ilicon valley, if you get my meaning.

Don said...

I don't think he's going to forget about you. I think you underestimate the fact that men have brains too. lol. We're not as easy as women think. I think he realize you are quite the catch.

lol @ kiki's comments

MsPuddin said...

kiki damn I sure hope so, because I will sure take him back to that studio and turn this boy toy into a man…

q- haha sexy sexy I know right! Chain of fools!

surviving m- I don’t know, guys are starting to get used to the whole fake tittie thing, but your right about no asses…

swag- Naw, I was trying to break down cupcakin, but I don’t think I did right. We ain’t on no honeymoon lol

monie- yes! He’s cute, go figure…

cat- yay for new boy toy!

smitty- I’m telling you. I’ve had dudes call me hella later and get mad because I can’t remember who they are.

e- the red? Yeah sorry boys. But when this one breaks my heart I’m going to come crawling back…

steph- sh*t I’ma email myself, but will def keep you posted…

pan- Hay! Hows it goin? right? Wtf

karrie- damn better keep them in check kb!!

mister u- yeah, totally just dive right in there and grab the tittie before he even gets the chance…

don- why thank you Don, we’ll see if it even works out regardless of the mansion…yeah kiki’s ol nasty ass…

dejanae said...

congrats.
dont worry bout them playboy tricks
i mean they aint comin back with him right?lol

Babyfaced said...

Oh shyt... dude sister is Nesie?? WOW ....ummm yeah.... I might need you to put a request in.

MsPuddin said...

dej- I hope not. I’m a have to get crazy…

babyfaced- wait whose nesie? I got you though, I’m a just tell her I met this cool dude online that she might like…

Baby Kiki Wallace, Reporter said...

Aww girl...cooool! keep us updated.

Babyfaced said...

Nesie Daglis was the chick that won the Hooters competiton and was in playboy last month...... i mean if it's her.....

sequined said...

Haha I love the part about bringing the milkshake to the yard. You crack me up.

And I was very disappointed that you were kidding about the hot kinky sex in the studio. You can't get us excited like that!

Villager said...

Good luck on this relationship. My first time visiting your blog. The flow is definitely unique...

peace,
Villager

Anonymous said...

that as cute story (funny)

Afrodite said...

Boo! Puddin', I am jealous because I had to drop all my work because thet were set-trippin'! Yeah, they weren't making me happy.

So these days I'm stuck watching re-runs of Martin with my mom. Niiiiiice!