Ok so I went to put in my two weeks at my job the other day.
You know what they told me? “No.Unacceptable”. I’m sorry, but I wasn’t asking to quit, I’m going to quit. Period. Unacceptable? What is unacceptable is that I work here! I hate you, your baldhead and your tie! I hate this job! I hate the dumbass people that come into this place. I hate what I have to wear to work. I hate perky people. I hate being perky to people, who are perky and ask me dumb perky questions like…
Sucky people: “Um excuse me, do you work here?”
MsP: No, I don’t work here. I just like coming in here every day wearing the same sh*t that everyone else is wearing.
Sucky people: “Um excuse me, do you have a bathroom?”
MsP: No we don’t have a bathroom. What kind of restaurant/bar do you think we are? A bathroom? Pfffff. (Wouldn’t the question be, where’s your bathroom, not do you have one)?
Sucky people: “This place is great, do you like working here?”
MsP: No! I don’t! Stop asking me dumbass perky ass questions!
So therefore, whether they accept it or not, after two weeks I’m out! I’m returning my uniform, unwashed, and I’m getting another job. Life is too short.
Have a great weekend people!!!
Friday, March 28, 2008
Time to start working the corner...
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shout out to gsweet on my blogroll for the pic...
MsP
I don't blame you a bit. Oh, the charmers you meet when you work in a bar/club. My favorite is when dorks ask me if my boobs are real. I like to tell them that I have implants made of jello so they will jiggle.
Oh well done!
If only I were brave enough to do that! But I'm worried I'd starve before I got another job.
Damn is that the job......that i "almost" went all the way into.........that night.........but we ended up over at fridays instead?......lol......Shoot if it is I wanna come in so you can give me a discount on something....lol...but no for real :)
YEAH...AND SAY TO THEM..."I QUIT THIS BYTCH" WHEN YOU DO...LMAO
That broad is bringin sexy back...I need to get on her level!!
Good for you, although you know you should keep the uniform, you never know when you'll need it. It could be like a super hero outfit for you.
Although when you leave just start pointing at people and saying, "f@#$ you, f@#$ you, you're cool. I'm out!"
life IS too short. i will soon be following suit.
congrats!
and heyyyy i'm perky. LOL.
i'm right behind ya with that job thing
the pic is the worst!
yo, I feel you on sucky ppl coming in on the job. my last job, they weren't perky, though... more like stupid...
I just don't get why they told you 2 weeks was "unacceptable". Who decides that?
Ridic!
I'm Jealous! I'm waiting for the day I can walk up in the cotton fields of my job and throw down the "NOTICE OF RESIGNATION!"
You're right, life is too short. You go girl.
Would you prefer them surly?: "Hey, you, yella bitch in the uniform wit tha big tits, bring me a Heine and something in which to drain my vein! And do you like working here?"
Right on mspuddin! This reminds me of the Seinfeld episode where George has TWO girlfriends at the same time and tries to break up with them BOTH and they BOTH SAY NO!
U go gurl!
Hey, how did you get a pic of my admin assistant?
*sniggers*
Good on you baby! Leave their sorry asses and get something better!
Mwah xxxx
S X
good luck on the job hunt and congrats on quittin' somethin' you don't want to be a part of!
Unnaceptable??? wtf do bitches think they telling you what to do and when to quit>????... highly rich
Um ... sweety....u ok?
prune juice- yum what flavor? Or yeah when they say nice outfit and I’m like ok I look like a slut you asshole!
bunny- no I got something lined up, we ll work this out. Plus I do need to lose some wt…
lady- yes its that job. I don’t get a discount, fck that place, we ll go somewhere better…
still_p- oh I’ma say it just for you!
cwatson- yeah, Halloween or something…hmmm…man I would totally do that, but there are like 100 people that work there it would go something like this: "f@#$ you, f@#$ you, you're cool, "f@#$ you, f@#$ you, you're cool, "f@#$ you, f@#$ you, you're cool "f@#$ you, f@#$ you, you're cool "f@#$ you, f@#$ you, you're cool etc…
muze- haha I couldn’t guess, I’m a need you to be my personal front desk personal ms muze. So when I’m in a bad mood, you can just take care of it…
y,h, and a teacher-ha love the name! this ain’t jerry Maguire though, I can’t promise you nothing…
canon- yeah people are stupid and perky, even better…
krissy- lets start a revolution!
folk- thanks, yeah just got to plan accordingly, that’s all…
nupe- f*ck yeah because then I could say, “ok you simple bastard, your brew is coming, keep it down before I shove it up your ass! * ka-pow !* I’m knowckin fools out!
marky- lol he was such a loser…I think we all have a little George in us…
had- ra ra!! Lol
skinny- damn so that’s who that was, did she lose a bet?
d- thanks mamas!
q- highly, man I need a drink…
baby kiki- lol yes, I think that I’m going to make it. Do you happen to know a really good foot massager?
hmm..i too resigned once..but then i went to do my mba..n now its almost over..gonna get back in the field again :D
i am definitely jealous. I do not hav e the balls though i need to do the same as you.
I know a doctor in the area that can buy you a foot massage. :: laugh ::
...he's arrogant, older....and he likes pillow fights...
i know what u mean puddin
i thought i had the suckiest job ever
but going to a job where you are forced to be nice to people might be worse than mine
make sure you got something else on the horizon
other than being on the corner lol
Tell em why you mad son... how can someone tell you that is unacceptable that your quitting and giving notice... now if you had went in the and been like i'm out and aint coming back after today... i could see it...
good luck in the jobhunt
So, either way it's a bad situation?
I got $5 dollars says that you call in sick at least half of the days you got left.
Do you have another job lined up or atleast an emergency fund to tide you over?
At least you didn't have to wear flair.
Sometimes you just need a breath of fresh air.
Good luck honey!
Bella
Someone needs a hug...or a drink
That is indeed my world
People are so damn annoying
LOL Love this post...and some you :)
So what's the haps on the next place of Employment?
eclectik
WHERE THA EFF DID YOU GET THAT PICTURE OF MY COUSIN 'CRAYOLA'?
I told that wanch about bringin the devil to casual friday...
Girl, you are preaching to the choir! As soon as I get a new job, it is a wrap!
mav- work it out…
selina- you do, deep down somewhere…
baby kiki- hmmm, tomato tomahto…
james- yeah no I got this…
eb- found one, girl I got lucky and had something lined up…
nupe- pretty much : (
skoolboi- haha yeah I already gave one shift away so I don’t have to come in on my last day…
s chic- yeah, I got it. my girl came through and got me a job, but I just got to be on point so I pass the training…
mister u- it’s the least…
bella- yes, I needed to breathe again…thanks.
suite- I’ll take the drink thanks…
e- you always got my back, I love it. I hope this new job works out, I do have something lined up, I will keep you posted. Fingers crossed…
z’maji- oh so that’s your family!
afro- lol craigslist, monster and network, network, network…
Sounds like you're pretty close to expressing yourself...reminds me of Joanna from Office Space.
Wow... some fuckin nerve... I dream of scenarios like this...
How he gon' tell u, "No"... u shoulda been like, "ohhhhhh my bad did I say 2 weeks I meant two minutes... I'M OUT!"
Ha! How they gone tell you you can't quit?
Haha you should've just walked out then, In the middle of your shift. Or just show up everyday for the next two weeks and be the worst employee ever. Be extra rude to people. Show up 2 hours late for a shift and leave an hour early. Just make em fire you. The take a dump on his chest Ala Dane Cook, So you don't get a bad reference. Cause no future employer will believe your previous employer when they say "She took a dump on my chest!"
You go Ms. P!!!
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