Friday, March 28, 2008

Time to start working the corner...

Ok so I went to put in my two weeks at my job the other day.

You know what they told me? “No.Unacceptable”. I’m sorry, but I wasn’t asking to quit, I’m going to quit. Period. Unacceptable? What is unacceptable is that I work here! I hate you, your baldhead and your tie! I hate this job! I hate the dumbass people that come into this place. I hate what I have to wear to work. I hate perky people. I hate being perky to people, who are perky and ask me dumb perky questions like…

Sucky people: “Um excuse me, do you work here?”

MsP: No, I don’t work here. I just like coming in here every day wearing the same sh*t that everyone else is wearing.

Sucky people: “Um excuse me, do you have a bathroom?”

MsP: No we don’t have a bathroom. What kind of restaurant/bar do you think we are? A bathroom? Pfffff. (Wouldn’t the question be, where’s your bathroom, not do you have one)?

Sucky people: “This place is great, do you like working here?”

MsP: No! I don’t! Stop asking me dumbass perky ass questions!

So therefore, whether they accept it or not, after two weeks I’m out! I’m returning my uniform, unwashed, and I’m getting another job. Life is too short.

Have a great weekend people!!!

39 comments:

MsPuddin said...

shout out to gsweet on my blogroll for the pic...

MsP

Prunella Jones said...

I don't blame you a bit. Oh, the charmers you meet when you work in a bar/club. My favorite is when dorks ask me if my boobs are real. I like to tell them that I have implants made of jello so they will jiggle.

oestrebunny said...

Oh well done!

If only I were brave enough to do that! But I'm worried I'd starve before I got another job.

Lady Cameleon said...

Damn is that the job......that i "almost" went all the way into.........that night.........but we ended up over at fridays instead?......lol......Shoot if it is I wanna come in so you can give me a discount on something....lol...but no for real :)

Still_Pocahontaz said...

YEAH...AND SAY TO THEM..."I QUIT THIS BYTCH" WHEN YOU DO...LMAO


That broad is bringin sexy back...I need to get on her level!!

c.watson said...

Good for you, although you know you should keep the uniform, you never know when you'll need it. It could be like a super hero outfit for you.

Although when you leave just start pointing at people and saying, "f@#$ you, f@#$ you, you're cool. I'm out!"

Muze said...

life IS too short. i will soon be following suit.


congrats!

and heyyyy i'm perky. LOL.

Young, Horny, and a Teacher said...

i'm right behind ya with that job thing

Canon Adonis said...

the pic is the worst!

yo, I feel you on sucky ppl coming in on the job. my last job, they weren't perky, though... more like stupid...

Krissyface said...

I just don't get why they told you 2 weeks was "unacceptable". Who decides that?
Ridic!

Folk said...

I'm Jealous! I'm waiting for the day I can walk up in the cotton fields of my job and throw down the "NOTICE OF RESIGNATION!"

You're right, life is too short. You go girl.

anonymousnupe said...

Would you prefer them surly?: "Hey, you, yella bitch in the uniform wit tha big tits, bring me a Heine and something in which to drain my vein! And do you like working here?"

marky said...

Right on mspuddin! This reminds me of the Seinfeld episode where George has TWO girlfriends at the same time and tries to break up with them BOTH and they BOTH SAY NO!

Hadassah said...

U go gurl!

Skinny Girl said...

Hey, how did you get a pic of my admin assistant?
*sniggers*

Good on you baby! Leave their sorry asses and get something better!
Mwah xxxx
S X

Deutlich said...

good luck on the job hunt and congrats on quittin' somethin' you don't want to be a part of!

Qucifer said...

Unnaceptable??? wtf do bitches think they telling you what to do and when to quit>????... highly rich

Baby Kiki Wallace, Reporter said...

Um ... sweety....u ok?

MsPuddin said...

prune juice- yum what flavor? Or yeah when they say nice outfit and I’m like ok I look like a slut you asshole!

bunny- no I got something lined up, we ll work this out. Plus I do need to lose some wt…

lady- yes its that job. I don’t get a discount, fck that place, we ll go somewhere better…

still_p- oh I’ma say it just for you!

cwatson- yeah, Halloween or something…hmmm…man I would totally do that, but there are like 100 people that work there it would go something like this: "f@#$ you, f@#$ you, you're cool, "f@#$ you, f@#$ you, you're cool, "f@#$ you, f@#$ you, you're cool "f@#$ you, f@#$ you, you're cool "f@#$ you, f@#$ you, you're cool etc…

muze- haha I couldn’t guess, I’m a need you to be my personal front desk personal ms muze. So when I’m in a bad mood, you can just take care of it…

y,h, and a teacher-ha love the name! this ain’t jerry Maguire though, I can’t promise you nothing…

canon- yeah people are stupid and perky, even better…

krissy- lets start a revolution!

folk- thanks, yeah just got to plan accordingly, that’s all…

nupe- f*ck yeah because then I could say, “ok you simple bastard, your brew is coming, keep it down before I shove it up your ass! * ka-pow !* I’m knowckin fools out!

marky- lol he was such a loser…I think we all have a little George in us…

had- ra ra!! Lol

skinny- damn so that’s who that was, did she lose a bet?

d- thanks mamas!

q- highly, man I need a drink…

baby kiki- lol yes, I think that I’m going to make it. Do you happen to know a really good foot massager?

maverick said...

hmm..i too resigned once..but then i went to do my mba..n now its almost over..gonna get back in the field again :D

selina said...

i am definitely jealous. I do not hav e the balls though i need to do the same as you.

Baby Kiki Wallace, Reporter said...

I know a doctor in the area that can buy you a foot massage. :: laugh ::

...he's arrogant, older....and he likes pillow fights...

James Tubman said...

i know what u mean puddin

i thought i had the suckiest job ever

but going to a job where you are forced to be nice to people might be worse than mine

make sure you got something else on the horizon

other than being on the corner lol

Eb the Celeb said...

Tell em why you mad son... how can someone tell you that is unacceptable that your quitting and giving notice... now if you had went in the and been like i'm out and aint coming back after today... i could see it...

good luck in the jobhunt

anonymousnupe said...

So, either way it's a bad situation?

Skoolboi Krush said...

I got $5 dollars says that you call in sick at least half of the days you got left.

That Saddity Chic said...

Do you have another job lined up or atleast an emergency fund to tide you over?

Mister Underhill said...

At least you didn't have to wear flair.

Bella said...

Sometimes you just need a breath of fresh air.

Good luck honey!

Bella

Suite B said...

Someone needs a hug...or a drink

eclectik said...

That is indeed my world
People are so damn annoying

LOL Love this post...and some you :)

So what's the haps on the next place of Employment?

eclectik

Z'maji of HauteBlogXOXO said...

WHERE THA EFF DID YOU GET THAT PICTURE OF MY COUSIN 'CRAYOLA'?

I told that wanch about bringin the devil to casual friday...

Afrodite said...

Girl, you are preaching to the choir! As soon as I get a new job, it is a wrap!

MsPuddin said...

mav- work it out…

selina- you do, deep down somewhere…

baby kiki- hmmm, tomato tomahto…

james- yeah no I got this…

eb- found one, girl I got lucky and had something lined up…

nupe- pretty much : (

skoolboi- haha yeah I already gave one shift away so I don’t have to come in on my last day…

s chic- yeah, I got it. my girl came through and got me a job, but I just got to be on point so I pass the training…

mister u- it’s the least…

bella- yes, I needed to breathe again…thanks.

suite- I’ll take the drink thanks…

e- you always got my back, I love it. I hope this new job works out, I do have something lined up, I will keep you posted. Fingers crossed…

z’maji- oh so that’s your family!

afro- lol craigslist, monster and network, network, network…

Cruz said...

Sounds like you're pretty close to expressing yourself...reminds me of Joanna from Office Space.

G-Sweet said...

Wow... some fuckin nerve... I dream of scenarios like this...

How he gon' tell u, "No"... u shoulda been like, "ohhhhhh my bad did I say 2 weeks I meant two minutes... I'M OUT!"

Monie said...

Ha! How they gone tell you you can't quit?

Smitty said...

Haha you should've just walked out then, In the middle of your shift. Or just show up everyday for the next two weeks and be the worst employee ever. Be extra rude to people. Show up 2 hours late for a shift and leave an hour early. Just make em fire you. The take a dump on his chest Ala Dane Cook, So you don't get a bad reference. Cause no future employer will believe your previous employer when they say "She took a dump on my chest!"

Ms. Behaving said...

You go Ms. P!!!