Tuesday, September 30, 2008

Fatty's Workout Plan

[nice shorts!]
Are you sitting down? If not you should sit down for this one…

I joined 24-Hour Fitness. (Insert loud gasp of shock here).

I know, I know, me in spandex, not the business. But fatty’s hungry. Fatty’s got to eat. And fatty doesn’t want to feel guilty for ordering a drink, an appetizer, the whole left side of the menu, desert, a cow and a little something extra to go. Ya know, the works.

If I don’t like jogging, I really don’t like jogging in the rain. I hate the rain and by the end of October it’s going to be way to cold for me to do any outdoor activities. I might have to even cut back on my stalking and fence hopping, because I’m a baby when it comes to being cold.

So now I get to join the meatheads and tiny bitches in spandex. Can’t wait. I updated my iPod, so hopefully I can drown everyone out and will only have to put up with the smell of sweaty metal and balls. Yum.

Wish me luck bitches! I start tomorrow.


FlyyGurl said...

fatty? GUUURRRRLLLL, from your pictures you look kinda skinty-like....lol hey if you like it I love it! Good luck chick!
ps spandex though? Why not lycra? lol

Cunning_Linguist said...

I think you have more labels on your post than you have post itself,lol.

Don't go crazy. I don't like a woman that can benchpress me.

(vixenchick) said...

good luck gurl!

Bow Chica Wah Wah said...

OMG one just opened near my job... I think I'm joining this week tooo!! GOODLUCK!

poison.ivy said...

reminds me i need to get a membership too....winter is fastly approaching

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Anonymous said...

I have a part time job (only saturday) at a private gym and its NIIIICEEE!!! :) I haven't worked out there yet, but hopefully I will. I too, have been contemplating on running again (ran Cross Country in HS) and I'm not exercising to lose weight, but for toning purposes.

Good Luck Puddin!!!! it be some CUTE DUDES at the gym tho!!! :)

YoungBlackBeauty said...

Maybe I can get like you one day and go back to the gym.

yes said...

good luck girl!! i need to join the club too

Mista Jaycee said...

Hey Phat Stuff!
Everybody needs a Banana Shake with Nilla wafers and a Chilli Cheese Burger with extra chilli and a side of Chilli Cheese Fries with Sourcream and Onions! Sometimes!

Shelly Rayedeane said...

good luck on the diet.

You know, Mr. Simmons wouldn't be so unattractive if someone just covered up his ugly little head.

He has nice lookin legs. lol.

c.watson said...

I've been going to the gym at school and it sucks. But you should see me I'm freakin ripped cough-lie-cough.

Stew said...

just dont hyperventilate and die

Anonymous said...

You're sooo lucky to have one of those near you! Our gymss totally suck!!!

Good Luck!!!

swag_ambassador said...

FUNNY as the shits, I joined yesterday too LOL.

lets get physical!

MsPuddin said...

thanks everyone! I went.I hurt.I didn't die!

ps-without hyperventalating...

Lady Cameleon said...


Anonymous said...

About high fucking noon bitch... I shouldn't be the only one moaning about gym shit.......

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