Tuesday, September 9, 2008

Holy Pop Culture!

Haha. Swipe!

Ok where was this party and why wasn’t I invited???!!! >:-/


I'm just saying, can a sista get a table dance?

Sooooo, I have a confession to make. I kissed girl and I liked it. Just kidding. No really, I liked it. Ok, ok for real, my confession is that I think Miley Cyrus is kind of badass. I just wish she were a little older so I wouldn’t feel so guilty about enjoying her not contributing to society.

Don’t tell anybody I just said that either…

Well, if it isn’t obvious enough, I watched the VMAs. This is exciting news guys! I don’t have cable, I just happened to be in the right place at the right time.

However, I watched it with a bunch of guys, which was a bad fuckin’ idea. All I heard the whole time was how thick Rhianna’s thighs are and how many Kama Sutra positions she is wanted in. It's bad enough the bitch already stole my man, now I got to hear about her sexy thighs? Ugh.

It’s cool though, because I have a new crush. Oh yeah, Christopher Mintz-Plasse, sexy nerd. You could be my McLovin anytme baby.

PS- I know I suck at blogging right now. Please feel free to give me a cyber slap in my comments.

MsP

25 comments:

eclectik said...

I've done SO many things with a girl and I more than liked them

As sexy as Rihanna kinda is, and as much as I love legs...she doesnt have nice legs...the thighs are fine but the rest are wack

Nice legs= Ciara LAWD!

Miss you Nilla wafer! You SOOOO belong on the Messageboard

Oh, let me borrow some bacon too

e.

Cunning_Linguist said...

*cyber spanks you* Oh sorry, I read that all wrong.

I didn't give a flying firk about the VMA's this year. From the get-go that stupid assed peacock Russell Brandt( sp?) started spouting off how as American's we're stupid and went on with a political jag. WTF was that all about? It soured me and I turned the whole thing off. We all knew it was going to be a party to appluad Britney for being 6 straight months of uncrazy and who the hell are the Jonas Brothers anyways? On top of all that every white kid in America had this urban sland yo-yo-yo that I couldn't stand. Pathetic, MTV. Just pathetic.

Now.... you gonna get back here for some more spanks or are ya gonna leave me hangin'? :P

Mista Jaycee said...

Hey Ms. P
I didn't know you had a thing against Lesbians!
I'm a Lesbian! They(other Lesbians) just don't accept me! Sob! LOL
By the way do you know how many people are employed because of Miley Cyrus? WOW!
Mista Jaycee
Now get back to blogging about tasteless, insipid resturant food!
Jaycee

Sabina said...

Every time I read about thick thighs being a good thing I get really confused and have to recalibrate for a second. So um, I'm pretty white, I guess.

raych said...

haha! the first thing i did when i saw rihanna was comment on her thighs to my roommate. then i couldn't stop staring.

The Black Russian said...

Hey ms.puddin.. didnt bother with the VMA'S this year blah.... I didnt know who the host was and didn't care... I like mily cyrus and the jonas brothers oh lord... and the girl thing its hott...but i likes my mens lol....

karrie b. said...

u fuggin bitch! i have in my drafts "confessions of an undercover lesbo"...

i triple kissed 2 girls and liked it.

-KB

c.watson said...

Yeah for nerds! They are the way to go. So all you hot guys go for nerdy girls. Oh wait you were talking about the other way around? That doesn't help me.

Suite B said...

Damn I never get to go the fun parties :(

Stew said...

rhianna is bad as hell though. cant deny that

Maxie said...

I will absolutely not cyber slap you b/c you posted those pictures and they made me happy.

Comatose Chris said...

I don't ,mind that you are taking some time off from blogging, but "cyber slap" for using a Katie Perry reference, Miley Cyrus and Rhianna all in the same post.

Trying to get a job at MTV?

Narm said...

You have confused my senses by mentioning Rhianna and Miley Cyrus in succession. I'm not sure if I am turned on or feel dirty and perverted.

YoungBlackBeauty said...

As much as I like her outfits and may dance/sing along to her songs, I really and getting tired of Rihanna. The only reason she is getting so much time is becuz my dawg Beyonce is taking a break! But don't trip, Bey is Back!

(vixenchick) said...

tyson is so freakin fine!

MsPuddin said...

ok ok sorry for the pop culture overload, damn. it will never happen again. maybe.

Camila said...

loving the blo, ms. puddin' :) guess who gets onto my blogroll??

and loooooord, thank you THANK you for that picture of tyson....

made my night...:D

-camila

Eb the Celeb said...

girl why didnt you post the pic where you can see the top of his peeter... whew yes.

I am so not feeling E's obsession with ciara's legs... that calf muscle just looking extra manly and scary to me... its too damn chiselled

Qucifer said...

I'll slap you for the Miley Thing, ugh that chickie sucks, her beat me mouth and fake happiness is just hiding a legendary bitch..... anywhoo Russell Brandt is finna be kidnapped by me, shaved clean soaked in a nice bath and raped, he can go on and say nasty things on my ear so I can get going, with that accent

12kyle said...

i missed the vmas but i'm sure that they'll be on again...and again...and again

rihanna's cute but her head is too big

Bella said...

I have sooo given up on the VMAs.

I do wish I would've watched now, just so I could se Rihanna's thighs!

KIKI said...

Ok...*scratchin head*...I just dont get it! What the hell is so wonderful (other than her thighs) about Rihanna's ass. First of all...the heffa can't sing and I swear her songs are like listening to nails on a chalk board. Especially that damn Umbrella song...I wanted to buy an umbrella, go find her, and stick it up her ass to make her take that dumb ass song off the air. UGH!! So she got cute contacts and lips that look like they can suck you dry...is that all it takes? Cause if that's the case, then damnit, I should have mo'foes lined up around the corner.

*end Rihanna rant*

P, how da hell you gone go from Chris "I'll have him callin me momma by sunrise" Brown to Christopher "OMG I cant find my pocket protector" Mintz-Plasse? I should give you a cyber slap for that right there. LOL

James Tubman said...

thats really nasty lol

Muze said...

hey now... i gotta take up for the chiseled legs out there eb. lol.

and man i wish i was at that effing party. whew.

the vma's were good. of course kanye was my fav. and surprisingly, TI.

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