Saturday, September 27, 2008

Fresh Sealed Eye Candy To Go, Please


Ok kids, never eat candy and then masturbate. Side cramp. Ouch.
Wait, what? Yeah I said it.

You know I’m really trying hard not be one of those girls who had a bad break with the penis and becomes really bitter. And then today my coworker took his wedding ring off and asked me out to dinner. Really? I can still see your tan line homie. Do I look that stupid? Desperate? Maybe. I woke up this morning cuddling with my laptop. How romantic, I know, right?

It just sucks because before my ex I was a fucking pimp. A P-I-M-P. I’m serious. I had hooooosss. Same area codes, but they were there nonetheless. There was always a guy on call good for something. And now my status is so dried up it’s going to take a spatula and some baby oil to get this girl in gear again.

However, I did meet this guy out on the town with the girls over the summer. He gave me his card and I’ve been emailing him, to kind of show him I’m not that interested. The catch is that he is older, but he does own a casino, btw. Apparently, he came into my job the other day when I wasn’t there and was asking about me.
Hmmm, what say you????

24 comments:

(vixenchick) said...

FIRST! lol!

How exactly old is the dude?

Ms.Erika said...

I say go for what cha know....

Nothing wrong with an older gentleman, he may know how to treat you.

i.can't.complain. said...

u say he owns a casino, ey

i think uve found your answer

-1-

PhlyyGirl said...

He OWNS a casino.....
Ummm, what else is there to say?

Qucifer said...

casino: free gaming, free drinking, men to watch and a dude whom you conceivably won't have to teach him how to do things in bed? or out?.......what is your problem again???

bunny said...

I say go for it.

What harm could it do?

thehoustongirl said...

I been with someone "older" (I was 23 and he 45), but just remember Puddin, it don't matter of the AGE, because they still can be very immature (and you thinking like damn? aint you the OLDER one?) so it depends on the maturity level, and aint nothin WRONG with a casino either! so just treat it like a grain of salt and give it a try!

Mr. Poopie said...

Cha-ching!

FlyyGurl said...

I say...what exactly was that spatula for? And...we all go through dry spells, chica...so old people tell me im supposed to use it as a "learning experience about me" or some shit..good luck on that. llol

A.M. said...

I agree with I.can't.complain hehe

c.watson said...

Can't hurt to let him buy you dinner and a drink. Older hopefully means experience and not age spots, because you've got to draw the line somewhere.

Cunning_Linguist said...

I think I'm gonna have to speak on behalf of everybody here when I say that you have to bang Mr. Casino. We all want free passes and player cards. It's not about you anymore, it's about us.

RunGirl. said...

Hmmm you have to be careful of those older guys. For some reason, I seem to attract them too. Don't know why, but Old Heads alway wanna holla ...

lol @ "Really? I can still see your tan line homie." He acts like you two just met. Loser.

Mista Jaycee said...

Oh My!
Jaycee

Torrance Stephens - All-Mi-T said...

that u interested

Ms. Jones said...

a casino?? hmmmm..interesting!!!! So what decision do you have to make again?

MsPuddin said...

So I'm getting a collective yes???

He actually just called me from vegas and will be back in town soon...I'll keep ya posted!

swag_ambassador said...

PIMPIN PUDDIN.. nuthin betta..

I say mack on.. off top!

Tamikia T said...

Have fun gurl! Go'head.

YoungBlackBeauty said...

Hmm... old as in crusty balls old?

Eb the Celeb said...

girl I cant take it ... every time I come over here I get me a good laugh

"Now I aint saying she a gold digger, but she aint messing with no broke broke"

nah... i'm just playing... but just play it by ear... I am appauled by men over say 35 so I could never date em unless they looked my age no matter what their bank roll...

That Saddity Chic said...

Ooooo get em' girl!

ms.uncensored said...

he owns a casino?? say no more bitch!! bring in the big bucks. lol.

ms.uncensored said...

he owns a casino?? say no more bitch!! bring in the big bucks. lol.