On my last post I displayed a photo of Angel’s booty. A booty that should be in a museum or have a special toilet made for it or something. Just unnecessary junk and of course Slaus said, “I’d hit it tho.”
I find this funny, because I am always hearing my guy friends talkin’ shit about this chick or that chick in mainstream media. However, after they get through expressing unlimited reasons why a chick is so repulsive, the end result is always, “I’d still hit it.”
So I guess this post is mainly for my male readers, but ladies, feel free to drop one in if necessary. The question today is would you still hit it?
“Superhead” aka Karrine Steffans is known for writing a book about how she f*cked her way to the top. She is currently in the process of releasing another book about more dudes she did the nasty with. Her book, supposedly, is a message for women about how men are scumbags and life ain’t easy.
Well no sh*t. I didn’t have to f*ck 50 Cent and his posse to figure that one out. Thanks “Superhead” you really are a gem. And to all the guys out there, um hello! If she is having sex with you please believe she is going to put you on blast! But, they don’t call her “Superhead” for nothing, so would you still hit it?
“New York”, aka Tiffany, shot to fame from the popular VH1 hit “Flava of Love”, which gave her a name and the “I Love New York” show. I just don't get why anyone would want to fall in love with the Queen of drag. Fellas, if the facts are that the b*tch and her mama are both crazy is not enough to have you running in the other direction, maybe the idea that she let Flava Flava d*ck her down. Would you still hit it?
I guess putting Britney in this list is kind of pushing it, but we’ve all seen her vagina. So basically having seen the merchandise you are one step up. Would you still hit it?
Last but not least, I gotta add Kim Kardashian to this list. I must admit Kim is a gorgeous young lady, however she is not the brightest crayon in the box. She had sex with Brandy’s little brother Ray J and videotaped it. Kim, I know you are best friends with Paris, but the sex tape idea is played. It’s so not hot.
I love how after she made the tape she posed nude for Playboy and tried to justify her in discrepancies. Saying something about how she didn’t want people to get the wrong idea about her. I’m sorry what were you saying Kim? I was too distracted by your naked vagina. So tell me, would you still hit it?
Wednesday, December 12, 2007
Would you still hit it?
Whipped up by MsFreshBananaPuddin at 10:39 AM
Labels: bad parenting, booty, career?, getting it together, making mistakes, media, men, pornstar, questions, sex, talking sh*t, things I don't do, too much information
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LIE as they may [LOL] most men would!!!
KIm Khardashian? I'd hit several times. Rinse, and repeat. Hell i aint tryna figure out how to build a flux capacitor with her. Just some "occupied" time!
ANgel - yup.
New York - Nevah. She looks like BeastMan's lil sister: Sha-Sha Rowr
SUperhead - ihm no.. her name is more a bragging statement than an accurate one. Seen her vids. aint impressed. She looks liek she stank. Heffa burps and you can smell 31 flavours of dick.
Lemme break it down and admit some ish about men. This is a topic i was going to save for O Hell Nawl, but im gonna put it out there.
Most men dont even realise they do what Im about to say but it's the truth.
We put yall.( women) into three categories.
1). Id wife her.
2). I'd hit it.
3). I'd hit it, if I don't have shyt else to do. like: nothing is one tv that day. Xbox live account is down.
4). I'd never Hit that ish. nevah.
and chances are you aint getting to 1 without passing through category 2.
Yes we are THAT disgusting and simple. Soon as we see a woman we first place her into categories 2-4. It aint even intentional. It's just what we do. On nothing more than your physical attributes we will base judgment on it.
Old heffa in a wheel chair? No.
Hot chick in a wheel chair? Lets place her in category 2.
Yeah and you're going to have that one ronny romance azz cat that says:" why, i would never do something so immature and tacky."
yeah yeah yeah and the Wasp that does not sting, defines NOT the way of the wasp.
p.s.
http://www.ohellnawl.com
P.s.
and pre preggy, federline, crazy shyt Britney?
yes.
Liek around the time she had that video: im a Slave for you?
yezzur.
Kim, duh. Of course. Britney. For sure. As long as I had a copy of her first album cover to look at the entire time
LOL @ "I aint tryna figure out how to build a flux capacitor"
Slaus is hilarious!!
I proly couldn't even get the pump primed if I were in close proximity to Head, NY, or Britt. I'd be too revulsed. They just nasty. I feel my IBS acting up just thinking about it. I don't know much about Kim, but in general, women who crave the spotlight to that degree, especially if they’re vapid, just don't do it for me.
With all that said...yeah, I'd hit it.
Psyche. But I might fanger it, though.
When Anonymous nupe is done, with the fanger bang, Ill take what's left over.
KIm looks like she needs to google some assistance with Dick, Jane and Spot books. And I could give a damn!
Kim: You know what's really deep and meaningful?
Slaus: what's that Kim.
Kim: I forget.
Slaus: :: blank stare:: get nekkid
Shiiit I can watch a Sanaa Lathan or Halle Berry Movie, with the sound off, and be just as happy as can be.
Oh my GOD! I can’t breath Slaus! Your ass is going to get me fired. People are lookin’ at me like I lost my damn mind!
Anonymousnupe crackin’ up that you would still touch the pussi and then Slaus would hit it…
I rest my case, but I can’t even get it together right now to respond to this sh*t …men!
my non counting ass meant four categories.
I need a role model
i believe that men just want something warm/living/breathing/that can react back/has vagina to stick their penis into.
Guys would pretty much hit anything they could get their hands on.
They aren't fooling anybody by saying they wouldn't.
Skanky ass or not,they are up for it!
Yes.
Helll no.
Not anymore.
Yes.
Sure, they may be skanks and had more dick in em than Ryan Seacrest, but you know what? That's why they make Hefty bags people.
As a fellow blogger once said, "any hole is the goal when it comes to guys." So even though they say they wouldn't tap it you know they would.
Superman that..Aw, never mind. Slaus, get down.
slaus- yeah see you got distracted by the pussi…
diarrhea- I agree, anything with a slit…it really is disgusting…
preposterous ponderings- damn skanks! Lol nasty, just nasty!
onthevirg- hmmm interesting choices lol @ helll no and not anymore…I bet after a trip to a dive bar it wont make much of a difference huh? Ew Seacrest…
laughing tmc- well I guess the first step is having a goal, which is good…now they just need to raise the bar…
anon- ok you are both officially fired from commenting on this post…
slaus- you need Jesus, a prayer and a smile…a role model maybe, but if it’s a woman your just gonna want to “hit it”…
*shaking head*
the men in this thread!... ever so reprehensible
but then again its me talking
and Slaus IS my role model
I agree about Kim. All upset about her sex tape...but posing for Playboy with Mama pushing her to do it as well.
Then getting all upset that Playboy wanted her to show "more".
Duh.
As a woman I'll chime in:
Simply put a man can make distinctions between jack-off puss and the one he loves. When a man hits that bra those bragging rights are his...FOREVER...
Unless chic is a known HIV carrier ain't nothing gonna stop a man from tapping that...she could be bald and fugg midget with a kickstand legg...a working puss will always get a stiff one...
I would knock my guy out if every touched one of these STD Pin-up Girls
Q, i was tryna be like you when i grow up!! do we gave great role models or what.
Puddin - I vow that I will violate all your booty/boob threads with shenanigans, debauchery and absolut Booolshyt. If nupe dont beat me to it.
Shiiiiit wait till clonin is legal. im making a few kim khards and esther baxters. Do thangs that legal even in a beijing brothel. And the feds bet not say ish... clones aint got rights.underdark78
qucifer- Slaus is your role model? Please, step into my office…
bella- it was her mom’s idea? Well that is bad parenting at its best…
melinda- and even in some cases AIDS isn’t even a factor…I forget his name, but soon to be president of South Africa got away with raping a S.A. woman who was HIV positive. When asked in court if he was worried about catching the virus he simply said, “it’s ok, I took a shower afterwards.”
suite b- and dudes wonder why we are so crazy…
Slaus- hey do you…but I still can’t figure out what a “flux capacitor” is…care to explain?
Ms. P, I would have to say no to all those fine examples of pre-fame beauty queens. But fame does crazy things to people. But being famous makes you more 'hit' worthy. As a counter example: Angelina Jolie diggin' Billy Bob Thornton? Thanks for the laugh!
Oh yeah. I watched the episode. Her Mom was all in it. Saying that had always been her dream and she thought it would be good for her to do it. She's her manager too.
Kim yes...Britney maybe. I don't think I want anything Flava's even looked at.
omg this post is too funny. and the comments are even funnier! i think mr. slaus just got himself a new reader. lol.
superhead....ewww. my brother said yes he'd hit it. if it's good enough for fiddy, it's good enough for him. lol.
brit brit is just gross now. i know justin looks back like 'glad i dodged that bullet!'
that is too much ass on that angel girl. she needs to share the wealth...or stop getting them damn injections. but i will say it again...she did manage to get in kanye's video (i would have raped him if that was me...but anyhoo) so maybe i need to look into the injection thing. lol.
kim- yuck. i accidentally saw the sex tape though...and brandy's little brother ain't so little! lol.
you're a mess for this post. lol.
Puddin - why you gotta also expose me as the resident Geek n ish. How can you forget the Fluz capacitor from the movie Back to the Future, feat Michael J fox. That damn flux capacitor is what let their time machine ( a delorean) harnes the 1.8 gigawatts of power needed to traverse the folds of space and time.
:blinks: yeah im a closet dork, fugg yall!
Now if I was tryna make a lego house, KIm khard might be smart enough to hand me the blue pieces, but past that? she's good for one use.
ohHHHHH and what a use it would be!
I told a few of my boys about this conversation, and they all said i was crazy to say I wouldnt hit off "super"head. Guess im crazy ass hale then, cuz her questionable dick numbers are through the roof. n what the hell I look like tryna follow Mr Marcus and what ever other porn stars that have been up in it. Ol professional dack dealers. shiiiiit, im tryna retain an ego.
Muze - one of my buddys said he had a nightmware about playing basketball and he had to guard ray J. Nekkid. He said Ray J kept blocking shots with his dick. Then gone have the nerve to be like: "what do yall think that means?"
Me: You dreaming about playin in the NBA, and a negro is blocking you with his dick? regardless of anything else in that dream.. if another man's dick is involved......im just saying.
aiight let me go do some work and pretend to be an I.T professional.
Muze - one of my buddys said he had a nightmware about playing basketball and he had to guard ray J. Nekkid. He said Ray J kept blocking shots with his dick. Then gone have the nerve to be like: "what do yall think that means?"
Me: You dreaming about playin in the NBA, and a negro is blocking you with his dick? regardless of anything else in that dream.. if another man's dick is involved......im just saying.
lmao!! i know right? i was thinking that...like the DEEPER issue is why have you watched that tape THAT many times that ray j's dick is invading your dreams...and killing you on the court!? that is too funny.
chris- yeah and people like Jack Black and the guy who created Lord of the Rings who are married…how did that happen lol
bella- oh I didn’t know her mom was her manager, that explains a lot…her mom be on the show stirring up shit for better ratings lol
country roads- brit maybe, so basically that is a yes…
muze- did you show your brother this post or was this a previous conversation?
People keep saying that Angel had injections, but she denies it in every interview…I still haven’t seen Kim’s sex tape, I want to because I heard Ray J was packin’ and that is hard for me to believe…
slaus- did you just say gigawatts? Bwahahaha!!! Not having sex with superhead is the smartest thing you said all day, I don’t care who you are, she gon put you on blast!
Crackin’ up @ that dream…
new york wow,
i dont what to say to this girl,shes got a disgusting attitude,that alone turns me off
and kim,she needs to go somewhere and chill,she aint got no business on tv
britney (the best outta the bunch)-just go and clean yourself up and stay with your damn kids,fucking hell
love the blog btw
Judging only by those photos:
#1 I'd let her prove the whole "superhead" claim.
#2 I'd make her wear a brown paper bag on her head.
#3 I'd like to sprinkle pepper on her toosh and sneeze all over her.
#4 I'd hit that 'til there was nothing left to hit.
~wigsf
HELL YEAH THEY WOULD HIT IT, MOST MEN IF YOU TELL THEM THAT A WOMAN JUST POPPED OUT QUADRUPLETS WILL BE GROSSED AND THEN TURNED ON....I THINK. MY HUSBAND SEES REALLY BIG BIG WOMEN ALL THE TIME AND HE'LL SAY SOMEBODY LIKES IT...THATS WHEN I GIVE HIM THE SIDE EYE....LOL
adizzle- welcome! I like your thinking, what about miss head over there?
whatigot- Hi! sprinkle pepper and sneeze on her? Now that is some kinky shit I’ve never even heard of…
still_p- lol @ that side eye, I do the same thing. Like what ARE you thinking…
@ mspuddin: yeah i showed him this post earlier. we had that convo when the book first came out and he was like 'well there is a reason they call her superhead...i wouldn't mind finding out.'
gross. lol.
muze- I caught my ex reading that book, then I borrowed it and read it too lol
When I asked him if he’d hit it, he was like “yeah, but that would be a one, maybe two or three time thing, that’s it.” Uh huh dudes be killin’ me..
SUPA HEAD... No cuz i dont like my biz in the streets, and theres no thrill; in a chick that everybody has already tapped...
NEW YORK... H-H-H-HELLL NAW...she looks like a monkey... BUT... i know i shouldnt say this but f*ck it... we're all adults... since the boob job i wouldnt mind a lil peni to chest action... wouldnt hit it tho!
BRITNEY... nope not my flavor what so ever, but i must say i'd pipe her down for the money tho... look @ K-Fed... hahaha!
KIM... i hate ppl. get fame from being a whore... but i cant front she is fine tho... so yep... ID HIT IT...
and just for my own hopes & dreams... ID BANG LOLA... FOOOOOR SSSHO *like 40yr. old virgin*
u coulda picke some better chicks Puddin...lmao!
lol that's the whole point! dudes always be like I'd still hit it, no matter how nasty the chick is!
I rest my case...
shut up... u women do it too...
Do you know that Eddie Winslow from Family Matters is actually marrying Karrine Steffans... OMG... he must really be down and out right now... who would want to marry someone like that
lmao @ slaus
Out of the whole list, I would definitely hit up Karrine Steffans; I just find her to be sexy...don't ask...I just do. That is about it though; no one on the list impresses me. The chick that made the cover of KING is pretty, but her lower half is very unbalanced. I mean, she's got hella booty, but no legs to match, and I am a butt/thigh man; you simply can not have one without the other. For this simple reason, I am not attracted to her. Buffy the body is an example of a woman that has a big-ol' booty, but has the legs to match.
MARCUS LANGFORD
G- * innocent face *
ebonne- anyone marrying her is trippin’, but I showed this to my boy and he thinks she is so sexy for some reason. However, then he went on to say he WOULDN”T hit it, but he’d let her taste the D…wow
marcus- welcome! Man that is exactly what I said about Angel. Somethin’ ain’t right, her body is all over the place. I mean I’m not mad, she doin’ her thing, but I’m glad I’m no the only one who sees that awkwardness…
late, again (still new to blogspot).. I'm also a chick but I feel like adding commentary.
Heh.
Superhead? That name in and of itself makes the alarm bells go off. Has no one heard of STDs? I swear, if she's never caught one she's the luckiest bitch alive. . . and I don't really believe in luck.
Britney? Ew.
New York? RUN from that. She looks like a man with tits. Although, in all fairness, some people really like that.
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