Sunday, August 17, 2008

Happy Go MsP

Ok so I have been trying really hard to be positive. “Thinking happy thoughts,” “following the yellow-brick road,” and all that’s perky. Look I even changed my hair color and style…

I also decided to start fresh by cleaning my room, which has been a messy disaster for sometime now. Kind of a cheesy metaphor for how my life has been going lately. In the midst of it all, I was coming home to what looked like my closet threw up in the Middle East during a dust storm. It’s amazing how I made it from the door to the bed. How I even found my bed every night is another story. I don’t even want to think about when I was drunk…

Anyway, it took me four hours to clean my room yesterday and I kept sneezing because of all the dust. Another reason it might have taken so long is because I don’t know about you, but I like to clean with loud music. There’s a good chance I spent an hour of cleaning time dancing in front of my mirror.

In the end, I picked a shit load of clothes off the floor, equivalent to five laundry loads. I threw away 75 percent of excess crap from the top of my dresser, desk and floor. I made about $25 in change, found my roller skates and a whole box of tampons. Whoop! Whoop!

Oh the joy.

And to top it all off, I even made my bed. :)

26 comments:

Eb the Celeb said...

Super cute pic missy...

and yes... clean rooms make you feel sooooo good!

Sunshyne said...

haha that's pretty much how i clean my room, but urs might be a little messier, i can always find the bed lol

cute hair!

Chris the Minimalist said...

Love the hair.

Congrats on the clean room!

Your description of your room (pre-cleaning) fits my room perfectly. I'm trying to put it off as long as I can...I know where my bed is by memory lol

Bobby_2010 said...

I mean, is it really cleaning your room if you don't dance for quite a bit of the time? I sure don't think it is!!

Jocular Schlemiel said...

Soooooooo....when can I take you out?

Narm said...

My room is the same way and I have come to the conclusion I have crazy dexterity when I am wasted to dodge all of the debris in my room. I'm like a Super Hero after a bottle of whiskey.

Hex said...

Sometimes I wake up after a night of drinking and wonder who broke into my place and threw all these clothes and empty pretzel bags all over the floor.

Then a few minutes later I realize that it was actually me, and it's kind of embarrasing.

Chelsea Talks Smack said...

Hey I love your top.

karrie b. said...

the hair and outfit is fierce biznitch...

work.

-KB

One Man’s Opinion said...

First of all, let me apologize. Do you know that all this time I have been going to you other posting? the one you have not updated since March 12. Today I was like, I know she has to have another blog some where and here you are. I just have the wrong one on my blog list. My bad.

Second, you sound like me in the cleaning department.

Third. Damn, looking good!

Monie said...

The hair is fab! The shirt is too. 4 hours, though...you need your ass kicked. LOL

Torrance Stephens - All-Mi-T said...

not making the bed
the sky is falling
u look yummy i might add jones

James Tubman said...

you are a fox ms puddin

there is a god

Mister Underhill said...

Damn,! You are looking hawt today.

Thankfully I have an ex who is a neat freak whose ocd forces her to clean everyt ime she comes over. Otherwise I'd have died of a staph infection by now.

Krissyface said...

you threw away 75 percent of your shit?! You could've had a garage sale and made enough money to pay someone to clean your room!

Narm said...

Well you just figured out how to make MY blogroll.

Kidding - I am extremely lazy on blog roll upkeep - you are now included - but we both know we don't need a blogroll to make what we have official.

Did I just take that too far?

YoungBlackBeauty said...

Cute pic Puddin!

I clean to music too and spend a good deal of that time dancing in the mirror and singing with the broom!

anonymousnupe said...

You just need to get saved, man (he says only 5% jokingly)!

Mista Jaycee said...

Well alright!
Jaycee

Stew said...

so you mean to tell me that you had so much stuff laying around that it hid a pair of roller skates?? that means you had to have enough stuff piled up to walk over them and feel those hard ass wheels poking into you feet. WOW!!!

reminds me of the episode of the simpsons where bart and lisa had to clean up the house, and they just started throwing stuff under the rug...you room must have been like that

c.watson said...

Ha you are better than me. I thin I broke my foot the other day in a drunken stumble to the bed. I woke up and it had a huge bruise on it. I guess I should clean up too, but I'm lazy so I don't see that happening.

Prunella Jones said...

Oooo you look damn cute! Love the hair.

Cleaning is always helpful, I just hate doing it. But you know what they say, dirty room, dirty mind.

So@24 said...

Sorry... all I saw was boobs.

Am I an asshole?

Can Van Dam said...

a pretty young lady with a clean room is always hip... it's always happening... and it makes me feel accomplished... because when a young lady has a clean room, I'm always proud to know that I'M the reason she has to straighten it up again...

The Flyyest said...

LMAO!!!! im right there where u are....i have clothes galore everywhere...i need to clean my room...well i always make my bed tho!!!

i love the pic!!! HOTT!!!!!!!!!

MsPuddin said...

Eb- thanks. It does! Yay!

Sunshine- thanks! Yeah I might have embellished a little but it was pretty bad. Even if I found it I usually stubbed my toe along the way.

Chris- thanks! Nice, I’m telling you, it makes coming home drunk soooo much easier.

Bobby- hi there! Right? I got to practice my moves sometime…

Joc- probably never unless it’s a cyber date. Nothing personal.

Narm- try crawling, it helped me.

Hex- yeah about that. except with me its shoes and water bottles from dehydration..

Chelsea- thanks!

Kb- hay!

One man op- no worries. I figure the people that read my other blog will figure it out eventually. I apologize for not posting over there more often. Honestly, I have no inspiration right now, but I would like to keep it more consistent. I’ll work on that and thanks for reading.

Monie- lol thanks!

Torrance- yummy yum yum ;)

James t- lol You Are Crazy

Mister u- only today? Well that’s encouraging lol I need to date a neat freak or else whomever I end up with is going to be miserable. I’m so not domestic…

Krissy- trust me not worth selling. Completely worthless or else I would have forced myself to used it over that period of time.

Narm- awesome. No we are good.

Nupe- well hello stranger! I am saved…lol

Mista j- hay!

Stew- no they were still in the box. I just found the box. Yeah I wouldn’t look under my bed if I were you…

c.w- yeah I’m surprised I have ankles all the times I’ve twisted them on a pair of undercover high heels…

prune juice- thanks mamas! good, I guess I just cleaned my dirty mind.

So24- no its ok, I like when my boobs get noticed, there isn’t much there. That was like the best bra ever…

Can- yeah I hate when dudes critique my room. I’m like, “do you want to clean it?” No? I didn’t think so, now back off !

The flyyest- thanks mamas! yeah its always mostly clothes isn’t it. Ohh to be a girl…