Thursday, August 21, 2008

My McDreamy

Speaking of men…

I tried to post this singles add on craigslist, but it got sent back to me. The email read something about inappropriate content. Humph. How can I put out there what I’m looking for in a man if the Internet won’t let me? Anyway, here is the ad, you be the judge…

I am looking for a man who is between 6’ and 6’2”and has a great sense of humor. He must be moderately good looking with excellent hygiene. I don’t like pretty boys. Preferably a Libra, but I will also take Gemini or an Aries.

Penis size should be not too big and not too small. If things aren't looking good in this department, compensate.

I want an educated man who is still street smart. I don’t care what business he’s in, just as long as it isn’t drug or ho related. MUST pay taxes.

Please no baby mama drama. If you do have A kid that is great, however, they must not be a whiny little brat. Preferably potty trained and if they act up I get the right to karate chop them in the side of the neck.

About me: I am a 24-yr-old bartender, who is educated, but hasn’t quite found her niche yet. I’m not desperate, just bored with it all and wanted to spice things up. If you are interested, please email me at (mspuddin [at] gmail [dot] com).

And may the best man win.

24 comments:

She W0rd Hustlez said...

Loll, well I personaly don't see anything wrong with the add. You were honest in what you were searching for and expect from a man. Fuck Cragslist though.

John Barleycorn said...

I've posted far filthier things on CL.

For the record, I'd totally hit your ad up. I have sixteen kids, but they all live in cardboard boxes on my lawn, so that doesn't really count.

Hex said...

Must pay taxes?

Where did that come from?

Wesley Snipes, Redd Foxx, and Willie Nelson ..denied!!

Narm said...

I don't have a kid!

...lets not talk about the other ones.

MsPuddin said...

she word- me neither. geesh, some people can be so uptight...

john b- how did you get away with it??? I still want to post the ad, I'm curious to see the responses...

hex- that's why I threw that in there. people are getting sneaky these days. and for the record, snipes has had way too much on screen pussi for me to get down with him

narm- me either! lol its a matchmade in blogsphere heaven...

Judy D. said...

i dont think that is inappropriate at all... i think its creative, cute and honest!

Melody.Darlene said...

aaaahahahah!! u were just keepin it real right! how in the hell are they gonna send this back to u when they got PROSTITUTION on craigslist?!!! wtf?

Katie said...

Thats probably the best, no bullsh!t, put it out there ad I've ever seen...unfortunately NO man on CL will live up to that...now if you say, "I want a guy who takes pictures of his d!ck on coffee tables" then CL is CRAWLING with them!!!

Qucifer said...

too funny you and i should take up online dating for shit, giggles and blogs

Lilly said...

I agree, I see not a damn thing wrong with your ad.

I've had similar ads flagged from CL for who knows WHAT reason, and flagged quickly.

Cunning_Linguist said...

NO love for the Capricorns???? WTF. C'mon. For me you can make an exception, right? How am I ever going to go to my grave with the memory of the "greatest time ever" in my thoughts if you don't let me in somehow.

Well.... at least I pay my taxes. That's 1 on the list. Well, two. You can karate chop the spawn. I'm good like that.

Jocular Schlemiel said...

Did you post on the casual encounters? Usually they allow everything there. How do I know about such things? Ummmmm....

LadyShay said...

It's a well written ad I must say, as for why they won't let you post, I have no clue. Throw in a pic of you in your undies bent over and say that you'll take 120 roses for an hour and maybe they'll post it. LOL. Have you tried OKCupid?

Sabina said...

Maybe it's the penis size comment that got you rejected? Otherwise, no idea. Maybe you should switch it from regular dating to the casual encounters page?

karrie b. said...

im gonna kick your assssssssss for this puddin!

and only because i was reading this @ my desk and my supervisor caught me laughing and choking on coffee.

-KB

Rose Hips said...

Try coding the word "penis" with "shlong." Mayhaps that'll scooch you passed the fuzz on craigslist..

The Doggy Did It said...

Karate chop in the neck eh???

I like it. I may steal it.


thanks.

Stew said...

i have seen much worse on craigslist there is no reason why you should have gotten that sent back.

Torrance Stephens - All-Mi-T said...

should have sent that to me n an email folk

Sunshyne said...

lmao@it getting sent back to you

thats horrible

YoungBlackBeauty said...

Really Puddin?!? LOL! You did that!

Eb the Celeb said...

lmao... girl you know you crazy...

but ummm.. why you want a gemini... they more crazy than any other kind

Muze said...

hilarity.

girl you are a mess.

but man o man can i have the man in that picture? geesh!

lmao @ good hygiene and must pay taxes.

heard that.

Anonymous said...

Craig's List ran an ad from a guy looking for a hitman to bump off his wife!