Thursday, August 9, 2007

Hypothetical Situation

If the moment presented itself, would you rather...


Have sex with this model...?

Or a group session with Monique's dance team...?

10 comments:

anonymousnupe said...

I'd rather pluck my eyeballs out with a melon spoon and then pour hot pork rind grease into my empty sockets.

thehoustongirl said...

*NO HOMO* but more cushion for the pushin LOL!!ugh the other lady is thinner than nicole richie lol

DIAMONDKT said...

Good God! In either scenario someone would die.

Do the model and she would die = snap in half.

Do the chubby chic team and I would die = suffocation.

I don't know if I want to be a murderer or be murdered. Is there an Option C?

MsPuddin said...

Nupe- how about cutting yourself with razor blades and then squeezing lemon juice into your wounds?

Houstong- can you say toothpick? Dis-gus-ting!

Diamond- LOL abstinence?

D said...

this is damn hilarious ... i am laughing my butt off ... tears rolling down my cheeks ... thanks both to the deliverer of this sad commentary & the response of diamondkt

onthevirg said...

Did you forget the third option of jumping in front of a bus? I'd rather do that than have any part of either of those choices. *Shudder

That anorexic chick is just disgusting.

MsPuddin said...

d- glad you liked it. So I take it your not interested?

Onthevirg- tell me about it I saw this on MySpace and couldn’t resist.

Smitty said...

I think I'll rool with the fat gurl orgy!....Skinny white women don't do it for me.


Plus how many men could say they had an orgy with a celebrity? I would do it just to say that. I would never say who the celebrity was tho. LOL!

MsPuddin said...

smitty- LOL @ "Skinny white women don't do it for me"

Deutlich said...

dance team! i'd break that bony bitch in half.

... just saying.