Thursday, August 30, 2007

Hypothetical Situation

A pack of wolves or Geico’s cavemen not being an option, would you rather be parented by…

Whitney Houston and Bobby Brown…?


Britney Spears and Kevin Federline…?

Or Dina and Michael Lohan…?

13 comments:

Just a Girl said...

if those are my only options, i'm gonna have to say Bobby & Whitney

So@24 said...

are you kidding?? bobby brown and whitney!

just based on "Humpin' Around", "Every Little Step", "Don't Be Cruel" and "How Will I know?" alone

MsPuddin said...

People Bobby and Whitney? Really? These people are in the news for being somewhat “crackish” and seem to have more DUIs than Linsay and Nicole put together…but ok, I guess the pickings are slim…my bad I’m calm now…

Mighty Dyckerson said...

I'd go with Britney. She would let me drive and eat junk food.

Mister Underhill said...

The Lohans. I'd totally perv on lindsay, sister or no.

Just a Girl said...

the greatest love of all - c'mon! there's potential for rehab with whitney better than the rest of the crazy asses

Mortarbored said...

I go with Britney, cuz that's as close as I'll ever get to her cooter and boobies.

Smitty said...

"Hell-to-the-naw!"...lol. I'll go with Bobby and Whitney cause I would still like to have black parents.

onthevirg said...

Wolves. You'd have a much better chance of being a well-adjusted, contributing member of society.

And I think I'd rather be eaten by wolves then get near Brit-Brit's cooter.

MsPuddin said...

mighy dyckerson- she might also drop you…

mister underhill- I know I think all the guys are waiting for her little sister to grow boobies. Bunch of pervs…

just a girl- I’m telling you, that Bobby. People warned her about him

mortarbored- you would touch THAT cooter? Gross.

smitty- ahhh there is nothing like “crackish” parentals

onthevirg- wolves! Not an option, but I will take them eating you instead of picking and choosing…

BottleBlonde said...

No question about it. Whitney and Bobby are my #1 pick. Sure, they're not the Cosby family, but there's something about sharing a crackpipe with mom and dad after a hard day's work that sounds so appealing to me.

MsPuddin said...

bottleblonde- see I’m not sure they would share…

Diarrhea of the Mouth said...

kfed and brit--they have alot more money then the other two sets of parents