Sunday, December 30, 2007

In A Nut Shell

Monday- I was supposed to work Christmas Eve until 1 a.m. I was there for two hours when my manager told me I could go home. So a coworker and I did the only logical thing to do. We went out to a dive bar and got drunk.

Tuesday
- I’m still not sure if I was hung over or still drunk from the night before, but I woke up bright and early for the three-hour drive to my hometown on Christmas day. (My mom wouldn’t let anyone open presents until I got there). I guess on the plus side there was no traffic. Christmas with the family was awesome. I got the digital, but unfortunately, no booty. :(

Wednesday- I finally got to sleep in. Hung out with the family, then later that night went to go hang out with some friends from back in the day. I love my people, but they are a cross between Rick James and the movie Half Baked. I joined them in the rotation only because I rarely come home to visit and it was just convenient where I was sitting. I’ve never eaten so much Taco Bell in my life.

Thursday- I met up with my girl and we rode out to the city to go-go dance a special event dressed as Vegas Show girls. To sum up the night with a few key words I’d have to go with, alcohol (of course), booty shorts, Coyote Ugly and what happened on Thursday can only be retold through a camera.

Friday- There is only one club/bar/lounge in the small town that I grew up in. On the holidays everyone I’ve ever grown up with is usually there getting sh*t faced. I was game so I hit up an old friend of mine and we went and shook things up. We basically got drunk, again, and I lied about never eating so much Taco Bell in my life.

Saturday
- I left my parents house, (where I’d been crashing all week) took my younger brother to the airport before driving home to go work an eight-hour shift.

It’s a wrap. I’m tired. My dawgs are barking and I think I have alcohol seeping through my pores. I know I’ve been MIA (missing in action) in commenting on blogs. I should be back to my regular scheduled program Tuesday…

Happy New Year!!!

13 comments:

Anonymous said...

Nom nom nom Delicious! a week of Taco Bell and drunken debauchery!.... I need that myself for no reason!!

Muze said...

glad you had a good christmas. mine wasn't nearly as exciting as that. lol.

G-Sweet said...

I'm with MUZE... mines was aiiight but nothing to brag about... but i see u went to see the fam, thats always a good thing.

well have a great NYE... i'll holla at u in a bit!

Anonymous said...

Just think, New Years means more Taco Bell for you as I am sure you have some party to attend that has alcohol!

Eat a burrito for me girl!

anonymousnupe said...

So, stay away from any open flames for a few. What am I saying? You ARE an open flame!

Jazzy said...

Sounds like you had a ball!

Have a happy and safe new year girlie!

CHA CHA said...

Sounds like you had fun, see you dont need booty in your life to have a good time....who am I kidding, Ima need you to get some ass and real soon at that...LOL

Ms.Lady said...

BOOO on getting no booty...that wouldve been the icing on the cake to what sounds like a very eventful week..lol..you and i are in the same boat homie..in need of some GOOD LOVIN!!

HAVE A HAPPY NEW YEAR!!

Slaus of O Hell Nawl said...

Taco bell is like a ugly fat girl.
You dont want it until, you've got no other options or you are drunk as hell.

but either way... you'd hit it.

Miss Snarky Pants said...

Busy week hunh?!?! LOL

Just passin' through to wish you and yours a HAPPY NEW YEAR!!

btw, I hope that "no booty" thang has changed from then, to now!?!?

Eb the Celeb said...

HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!

MsFreshBananaPuddin said...

I suck at responding right now, but thanks for the love everyone and I am now officially back in business…

Diva said...

Taco Bell. You know it.