You know what is the worst? Seeing your ex in the club. No. Seeing your ex in the club, drunk, while he makes love to another girl on the dance floor. Bartender, seriously there isn’t enough vodka in my martini. Matter of fact, do you serve drugs? I need an order of lots of mind numbing, memory forgetting drugs, please. Yeah, just put it on my tab. Thanks.
I know I have been MIA lately, but I had a really long week, which rolled over into a really long weekend. It wasn’t all boy drama, but I figure that part was the most interesting…
Remember the guy who kept flaking on me? The one who tried to say that he called five times and left a voicemail, but my phone never rang? Well, I gave him a second chance. In my defense there is a difference between desperate and horny. There is! I figured maybe if I get to know him a little better I might be able to handle some much-needed business.
It was his dad’s birthday on Saturday and so he invited me to come hangout, which was interesting since it’s a little early to be meeting the family. But whatever, I was game. His dad was cool, but totally busted him out for only being 21! WTF! Yeah, he lied to me about his age. I wasn’t so much mad about him lying about his age. Ok yes I was.
21 is too old for me anyway. If I’m going to have a boy toy he should only be 19 or 20. That way he can drop me off at the bar, pick me up and I don’t have to worry about him drinking and driving.
So anyway, I left that mini fiasco and my girl hit me up about going out since it was Cinco de Mayo weekend. Ok, sounds good, maybe it will help take my mind off of things. And after that episode, I could really use a drink.
We get downtown, which is out of control. I wasn’t the only one out on the prowl that night. I see my girl’s baby daddy outside of the club. Go figure he was throwing a party there? We end up getting inside of the club no sweat. But, not even 20 minutes after I open a bar tab, the ex walks in the door. Boo.
I spent the rest of the night spying at him from the bar. Just kidding, no I didn’t. Ok yeah I did.
MsP
23 comments:
It's been ages since I have been the first to comment on your blog. I feel kinda special.
There's nothing wrong with checking on the ex. That's a natural instinct. And I don't see why anyone we judge, shidddd, we all do it.
msP, I know you are a serious writer. I would like to know if you would like to join the CTG Writers Group (Hypothetically Speaking segments). We seem to have lost a writer. At least for the time being, we have.
What say you?
don you are such a dork ;p Im glad yo still even read my blog lol
yes I would love to help you out, but email me (mspuddin@gmail.com) more info. Im not sure what that is or what I would be doing, exactly. well besides the writing part...
LOL!
Did you spy him on the sly or did you give him the Bananer P Side eye?
:)
e.
I'm married and still know what my ex is up to.
It is a chick's way to know everything about everyone she has ever dated.
*heart* Ms Pud.
All I can say is that I appreciate you being transparent enough to let us in on your little weak spots, P. Now stop trippin' and frontin'. Damn, why are women so insane?
Oh, and word on the street is that Don's CTG Writers Group is just a front for a bunch of pseudo-intellectuals to get together, drink Darjeeling tea and have an orgies. I'm just sayin'.
Agree with Nupe.
But, tea and orgies don't mix - hot is bad.
Best to wait until Coca-Cola has spiced up their product line with Darjeel-ola Iced Green Tea(now that would go great with Vodka).
Just sayin'
i think exes should be shunned off the face of the earth...dead ass. i ran into 3 at a party and a bitch was duckin and dodgin all night...
no judgment.
-karrie b.
hmm...well happens...the spying thing was ok i gues :)
btw blog updated..n lol abt the age of the boy toy thing :)
its has to be a bad feeling when you give someone a second chance, then you find out that it was a mistake to give them that chance. oh well. gotta move on.
i am glad i have never had that ex problem. mainly because i do not have any exs in the first place. sounds to me like you still got something for him. or am i wrong?
*Bangin on the door like the police* You too busy spyin on yo previous dack to come say hi to us heffalita? Ok...yeah we miss you *pootin on yo couch* OooO yo decor is so nice and comfy..FUGG YO COUCH!
*walks back across the street to OHN headquarters*
"21 is too old for me anyway. If I’m going to have a boy toy he should only be 19 or 20. That way he can drop me off at the bar, pick me up and I don’t have to worry about him drinking and driving."
Girl, you ain't never lie lol. I'm with you on this one.
Fantastic. Er, by that I mean, Jesus Fucking Christ, that sucks. I avoid entire neighborhoods of Boston to evade running into an ex, or his friends, or casual associates of his.
@ msP: okay I will this evening. Thanks sooo much.
e- I hella gave him the side eye…don’t play…
skinny girl- lol its just a girl thing I guess huh
nupe- we are not insane, just a little emotionally unstable…there IS a difference
pronto- don’t come in here cosigning with nupe! Lol
karrie b- oh! I hate that! That is the story of my life…
mav- long time, I need to catch up, give me a min…
stew- ok third time is not a charm in this case…why don’t you have exes in the first place?
sammy d- that was some good dack to be spying on, back up! Yeah and stay out! *Runs back to try and get a hug*
saddity chick- ya feel me!
john- hey there! Yeah I avoid areas too, but its like wherever I go, there he is. Bastard.
don- sounds good.
question... why spy?... what does it do 4 u?
Don't worry bout it MsP. That's very natural.
I wish my ex would see me. She'd prolly wanna nutha piece of ole 12kyle. Especially since she married that alcoholic bum. Lol
Yucky. I got a text from my BFF this past weekend. She saw my ex at the bar with some chick. But from what she said homegirl looked like a dog about the face so I chuckled and moved on. LOL!
"21 is too old for me anyway. If I’m going to have a boy toy he should only be 19 or 20. That way he can drop me off at the bar, pick me up and I don’t have to worry about him drinking and driving."
Damn, I like the way you think!
You could also get a Muslim boytoy, because he'll always be the designated driver.
I say fuck spying just ask him straight up..........Ni@*a what tha f are you doin and who the hell is this b*@th?????lmao........Hey you might get the answers you need and if she gets smart, beat her ass to let out the frustration you have with him on her, lol!!!! But fa reals tho you already no my stance....it reads "dumb in luv", so im not really one to talk, but i dont do the stalking thing, cause if i see something ima say something!
and oh yeah............you shoulda hollered and the scrumtious chocolate brother at motif anyways, insteada worryin about what i was doin...lol....you coulda got tha *bizness* from him im sure of it!!! lol
thats arlright puddin pie..Fugg him..throw all those thoughts in the gutter and spank the young boy...whip it on him, men love older women
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