You know what is the worst? Seeing your ex in the club. No. Seeing your ex in the club, drunk, while he makes love to another girl on the dance floor. Bartender, seriously there isn’t enough vodka in my martini. Matter of fact, do you serve drugs? I need an order of lots of mind numbing, memory forgetting drugs, please. Yeah, just put it on my tab. Thanks.
I know I have been MIA lately, but I had a really long week, which rolled over into a really long weekend. It wasn’t all boy drama, but I figure that part was the most interesting…
Remember the guy who kept flaking on me? The one who tried to say that he called five times and left a voicemail, but my phone never rang? Well, I gave him a second chance. In my defense there is a difference between desperate and horny. There is! I figured maybe if I get to know him a little better I might be able to handle some much-needed business.
It was his dad’s birthday on Saturday and so he invited me to come hangout, which was interesting since it’s a little early to be meeting the family. But whatever, I was game. His dad was cool, but totally busted him out for only being 21! WTF! Yeah, he lied to me about his age. I wasn’t so much mad about him lying about his age. Ok yes I was.
21 is too old for me anyway. If I’m going to have a boy toy he should only be 19 or 20. That way he can drop me off at the bar, pick me up and I don’t have to worry about him drinking and driving.
So anyway, I left that mini fiasco and my girl hit me up about going out since it was Cinco de Mayo weekend. Ok, sounds good, maybe it will help take my mind off of things. And after that episode, I could really use a drink.
We get downtown, which is out of control. I wasn’t the only one out on the prowl that night. I see my girl’s baby daddy outside of the club. Go figure he was throwing a party there? We end up getting inside of the club no sweat. But, not even 20 minutes after I open a bar tab, the ex walks in the door. Boo.
I spent the rest of the night spying at him from the bar. Just kidding, no I didn’t. Ok yeah I did.
Don’t judge me.