Thursday, July 19, 2007

Ms Puddin' gets all romantic and poetic and stuff...

You know, I’m running dry on things to talk about this week. I’ve been a boring old fart lately. No drinking escapades, I’m not dating either, I refuse. It’s been my computer, a lot of movies and I. Very romantic, I know.

There have been, however, some questions that have been bugging me. Over the past week, I have been thinking about the male species and some of the things that they do, because they come from Mars and all.

So, I decided to flex my poetic skills, (No I am not a poet, this sh*t doesn’t rhyme and I threw in the female part so I could avoid coming off as the man hater that I am) to maybe put a stop to some of those lingering questions and make my life that much easier…

A Poem of Understanding WHY

By Ms Fresh Banana Puddin’


Why do men get your number, call you, then ask, “So when are you going to take me out?” Huh? You got my number smart one...

Why do women cry, over analyze and complain about everything? It can't possibly be that bad...

Why do men insist that a woman’s salty mood is always caused by PMS? Can I not just be having a bad day?

Why do women always dress like they’re trying to catch a man, but then go home and talk about how no good any of them really are? No comment

Why do men say that you never call them, when you just did, twice, but couldn’t leave a voicemail because their mailbox was full? You know who you are...

Why do women hate on other women over a man? The sea is big, very big...

Why do men not understand the definition of girlfriend or wife? My understanding of this concept, is that you are not eligible to date...

Why do women get the good guy, but want the bad guy, but want the bad guy to be good? Make up your mind woman!!!

Why do men insist on scratching their balls in public? Gross, just gross...

Why do men wear those shorts that cut off at the ankles so they look more like high pants than shorts? The point of shorts is to keep cool, when it's hot outside...

Why do men say “I’ll call you later”, but they call like two days later and ask you “what happened”? I don't know, you tell me...

Why do men always complain about wearing a condom when they are very aware of STDs and having sex = having babies? Again, no comment...

Sorry ran out of weird things that women do, because in all honesty we are not that bad. Men, are the ones with the problem, seriously. If you don’t fit in any of these categories guys, you are off the hook, but if you do, can you please explain to me WHY?

Am I over analyzing?

10 comments:

The Cajun Boy said...

so many questions to address...i'll pick a couple...

-we scratch our balls because they itch.

-i actually have had more girls than you could imagine try to convince me to enter them bareback because they don't like the way a condom feels inside of them.

-chicks just dig the asshole.

So@24 said...

I'll try and tackle a few:

- I've never understood the Rules for the amount of time/days to call a girl back. Don't girls think you're too desperate if you call right away?

- Condoms eh? STDs and babies kept at bay is far superior than anything else. But we still like to complain about it. It's like taking a shower in your raincoat.

UBERMOUTH said...

Here's one..why do men ask for another chance ( over and over again) and then carry on the exact behaviour that you wanted to dump them for?
Why can't men see obvious manipulation in a woman a yet when you point this out to your man they see jealousy that isn't there?
Why can't men see that yeling/fighting/crying at the end isnot a green light to keep acting like an asshole cuz we are addicted to you but we are grieving the relationship and lack of faith in you just before we dump you, asshole!
Remind me why I date men, Ms. P

MsPuddin said...

CB- oh they itch, why didn't I think of that. It makes soooo much more sense now...

So24-We swim in our bathing suits, is that the same thing...

uber-my friends think I'm one step to being a lesbian, I can't help you

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G-Sweet said...

When we say we'll call u later... we mean jus that... "later"

I'd also like to know why women want the bad guy when they have the good guy... call me when u get an answer to this

Lmao... I haven't figured out the damn male capri pants/long shorts thing either... it looks stupid

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Jason said...

Why do women get the good guy, but want the bad guy, but want the bad guy to be good? Make up your mind woman!!!


I wish I knew the answer to this one too.

and the man-pris have to go. That's the most ridiculous thing I've ever seen. If I ever put a pair on, I want someone to kick my ass.

thehoustongirl said...

very good post!!