"Due to the lack of interest, today was cancelled."
For some reason I was reminiscing a little of moments from my life, when someones opinion has helped not so much. I remember an ex boyfriend once told me my heart was shriveled like a California Raisin.
Some people just suck. Why can’t all the sucky people, get sucked into outer space, by a big sucking machine and together they can just suck in their own suckdom?
If it's not obvious enough, I'm in a bad mood. If my funky mood had a flavor, it would taste like rotten milk.
Warning: anyone who plans on voicing their opinion to me today will get verbally attacked. I’m serious. I don't want to hear it. Back off.
I think it was yesterday that got the “oh f*ck me, no f*ck you” ball rolling.
Last night I polished off ½ a pizza, a jumbo box of Mike N Ikes and three glasses of root beer. I woke up this morning with heartburn, my period and a pain in my stomach.
“Oh,” said you, “her period, that explains a lot.”
You know what? This is not just PMS. This is a classic case of “when bad things happen to good people.”
I made the brilliant move over the weekend to go swimming with a weave. If anyone anywhere is ever wondering why black women refuse to get their hair wet when swimming, this is an understatement to say the least...
I would also like to add, (this is very unfortunate) the Blockbuster that is walking distance from my house, (even though I never actually got around to walking there) has relocated. Damn it. I guess the option of rolling out of bed in the morning and going to BB in all my sludge is out.
Since today sucks so much, I’ve made a list of today's top five most suckiest things(please, feel free to add to it):
2. speed bumps
3. the damn office phone that keeps ringing, even though it's my job to answer it