Thursday, September 20, 2007

Getting old sucks because…

1). The most exciting thing I’m doing this month is paying off an old credit card bill.

2). The only time I took off work next month is for a baby shower.

3). I have to learn new words like, responsibility, practical and budget.

4). I actually care if I spill something on my clothes.

5). Calling my mother is becoming a chore.

...and the worst part is I can’t even do this!?

16 comments:

Mortarbored said...

But if you could do that, I bet you could pay off a lot more bills.

At least you're not going bald...

anonymousnupe said...

What's so impressive about an old bitty re-attaching her prosthesis at the bus stop?

G-Sweet said...

hahahahaha!...lmao! @ the pic... too funny!

MsPuddin said...

mortar- well there's always sex for $$$

anon- ok that just gave me a really gross visual...

G- I'm tellin' you

Just a Girl said...

getting old sucks. but we all are maturing as we go so we can handle it and the aging of others is not big deal either (that goes for thinning hair, mortar!)

G-Sweet said...

i wouldn't necessarily say ur gettin old... the word "mature" would explain these action a little better... and i feel u more than 100% because im going thru the same thing at the current time.

Bella said...

Getting old does suck. I'm just about (and I emphasize...just about) at the point at my job where I'm helping to deliver babies of babies I delivered years ago...does that make sense???

STILL_POCAHONTAZ said...

Gyrl, you know what they say about older women......snickering!

Ms. Behaving said...

LOLOLOLOLOL.

Girl...granny done put a whole lot of us to shame!!

Mister Underhill said...

If you could do that you'd be bound to ahve lots of fun.

PS I love the 'gangsta' pic on the sidebar. Always makes me chuckle. It should probably have my picture on it....

BottleBlonde said...

I'm with Ms. Behaving. That grandma makes me look like a stiff corpse. No doubt she dates more than me.

Oh, and I DO think that paying off credit card bills is exciting - SO exciting that I celebrate with a shot of prune juice.

MsPuddin said...

just a girl- I guess I should save the complaining for when my pubes turn gray…

G- yeah, um mature, sure that works too

bella- welcome to America, where babies are having babies. See that’s the thing, my girl is pregnant and I can say, “congratulations” instead of, “oh sh*t, what are you going to do?”

still_pocahontaz- yeah, and men stay the same. Man it is unfair world…

ms. behaving- I’m telling you. It would take a whole lot of liquor for me to even attempt that move…

mister underhill- Yeah I noticed you were pretty gangster, so I thought I’d represent for the both of us…

bottleblonde- lmao @ a shot of prune juice! You re killin’ me. Hey us young folk thrive on laxatives and the old folk work it out with the P juice. Sounds yummie!

phishez_rule said...

You can't stretch like that? Neither can she. The poles bent and they photoshopped it.

At least, I tell myself that to make me feel better.

country roads said...

pictures like that may help in your quest with your profile ;-)

Don said...

Initially, I planned on leaving a comment but I'm too busy laughing at other people post.

Anyways, MsP, you're still a baby.

UBERMOUTH said...

Wow that is impressive- paying off a credit card bill.