I recently read an article in ELLE magazine about two guys who started up MyFreeImplants.com. It's a Web site where women can get men to buy her fake boobs.
Literally she creates a profile, pasting up slutty pictures of herself, kisses a bunch of ass and men donate money into her boob account. If a woman makes enough money for her implants, the money goes straight to the surgeon. If she doesn’t use it, the money goes back to the donor. Kind of like MySpace, but the creepy guy that wants to add you as a friend, is a good thing.
I made a profile. I’ve had it for about a week and I’ve made $0. No donations, no messages, no feedback. *Sigh* I guess Fresh Banana Puddin’ isn’t so popular after all.
Does anyone have any suggestions to make my profile more appealing (whorish)? Or would anyone care to donate $$$? I work for quarters…
*Disclaimer* I don’t know if I honestly want the boobs, just more curious to see if this thing works…
Wednesday, September 19, 2007
A Good Investment
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as much as i'd love to donate to your implants, i'm just gonna have to show you some love by reading your funny blog and posting comments. sorry!
MsP, what do you want some implants for?
Seriously; nothing I'd change from the pictures you've put up.
just a girl- well thanks for the love, I do appreciate it. It’s nice to know I’m not the only one who thinks I’m funny…
don- that’s a good question. Still not sure of the answer myself, but I have $7000 still left to decide…
mortarbored- thank you. I think I’m a product of my environment lol
Dammit!!! I knew I shouldnt'a clicked on this link while I was here @ work but shew...I couldn't help it [LOL].
Of course, I'm RESTRICTED FROM SEEING THE SITE so I'mma have to set up my profile...I mean check it out when I get home later on.
1st off... ur disclaimer is BS... secondly, if u haven't figured this out about me yet, I think implants are the most rediculous shit ever... especially when there's nothin' wrong with YOU!... third, I've been taught that nothin is free... so how exactly do these pervs jus pay 4 a random woman to get fake bitties... I mean what's their gain?... they prolly won't ever get to see the finished product!...
Yea... I'm think mytits.com was an idiot mistake of a site. (I swear u can find anything on the internet)
To echo what everybody else is saying: YOU ARE BEAUTIFUL AS YOU ARE.
But, if boobies float your boat, go for it. Do what makes YOU happy. And do it with another man's money! ;-)
MsP: Girl you're crazy! :) Everyone's right...what do you need implants for??? You're beautiful how you are.
Personally, I'd just be happy with a 'lift'!
haha.
I'll chip in five bucks for an ass job.
Try putting little spinning gadgets on your nipples. I'm thinking little windmills or something fluffy.
Alternatively a small rabbit vibrator does spin and is almost guaranteed to get you lots of attention.
Ms. Behaving- Yeah usually my blog is work appropriate because I don’t post any crazy videos, but lately it has been getting kind of gross. My bad.
G- it is not! Why you gotta bust me out like that! Lol
bottle blonde- hell yeah! If I ever get plastic boobies a man is so paying for them. Oops, did I just say that out loud?
bella- oh I could go for a lift and the plants…
mighty dyckerson- I might have to take you up on that offer, because no one is throwin’ down on the tatas…
phishez_rule- hmmm, I’ve always wanted one of those rabbit thingy-mer-bobbers…now I have an excuse to get one…
*Disclaimer* I don’t know if I honestly want the boobs, just more curious to see if this thing works…
... what happens if it DOES work...
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