Tuesday, September 25, 2007

Hypothetical Situation

Would you rather have Amy Winehouse’s dental work…

Dolly Parton’s reconstructive surgery…

or Britney Spears' legal problems???

15 comments:

Don said...

Damn ... that's a tough one.

Dolly's troubles are irreversible. I imagine teeth can be fixed, and Britney can assemble a dream team. I''ll take Britney's woes.

Anonymous said...

I have to go with Britney. She is young enough to start over.

Opinionated Diva said...

If Amy would put down the crack pipe or whatever it is she's smoking, shooting up, snorting, drinking etc., she could get her teeth fixed.

Brit is definitely young enough to start over, but she's killing herself every day. She is truly on a slippery slope.

Stick a fork in Dolly...she's just done!

Kitty said...

I'm going with Amy's hideous jumble of gnashers.

New teef are easy peasy, if a little bit pricey!

Britney is going to lose her kids and my two boys are more important than anything.

Dolly is too far gone, she look like a adult female version of Chucky.

onthevirg said...

Let's see...a cracked out psycho, a midget piece of silicone or a retarded, baby dropping hillbilly. Whew, that's quite the trifecta.

I'm gonna have to go w/ the chick that looked pretty hot before she started sucking the glass dick and got emaciated. She's got the money to get those fucked up teeth repaired.

Ms. Behaving said...

Ms. P...

I think I'll take what is left of Amy Winehouse's chompers for $500. [lol]

I suppose that @ this point, THEY have the most potential to be corrected but of course, that's just MY LIL' OLE' OPINION.

MsPuddin said...

don- that’s a bold move, but your explanation seems plausible

anon- and she can have more babies!

opinionated diva- I’d be afraid to stick a fork in Dolly, she might fly around the room

kitty- cue the scary music when getting a close up of Dolly…

onthevirg- lol @ “sucking the glass dick…” and I thought emaciation was hot?

ms. behaving- I think it’s going to be a little more than $500 to fix those suckers…

Bella said...

I...I just can't go there...

:::covers eyes and runs away:::

Victoria said...

dolly's!

STILL_POCAHONTAZ said...

What is Amy Wino's teeth for 100 Alex!

country roads said...

I didn't know her teeth were that bad. Yikes. No wonder she's messed up all the time. She's trying to forget how horrible it looks.

onthevirg said...

No, emaciation is not hot. At all. It's disgusting as hell. Give me a women that's athletic or at least got some shape to her. If I wanted a boy's figure, I'd just join Nambla.

BottleBlonde said...

I went through two years of lip-splitting, ugly ass braces (and complimentary rubber bands), and I'd STILL pick Amy's grill over the other two choices.

Just a Girl said...

i'm going to have to opt for the choppers of a 98 lb. heroin addict. at least they can be fixed with the least amount of money and pain/ramifications. move is almost done - thank gosh!

No More Shit said...

I'd like to have Britney's re constructive work!