Tuesday, October 23, 2007

The question on everyone's mind is...

Who's next??? Tell me Johnny, what's behind door #1?

Well for $200 we have Scout Willis...so young, so sweet and tender. How can one resist the urge to offer her some marijuana? Her sister Rumer perhaps?

Behind door #2, for $500, we have the super innocent and however unexpected, a very normal, Jamie Lynn Spears. Is an unplanned pregnancy in her near future? I wonder if she gets love advice from her older sister, Britney Spears?


And now, for the grand prize, drum roll please. Behind door #3, for a whopping $1,000,000,000, is none other than Ali Lohan! Yes ladies and gentlemen, this young pre-teen once said in an interview how much she looks up to older sister, Lindsay Lohan. Don't cross your fingers folks, she will let you down...


I know, I know, I'm going to hell. I wonder if the devil really does wear Prada?

16 comments:

NYCPonderings Chick said...

all three have probably coked out already just under the radar i assume...I think Rumor is next in line to be arrested or found in a hotel room half naked, smoking...oh wait...

Mister Underhill said...

All three, if I have my way ;)

ambboogie said...

Ali Lohan looks likea bottle of milk of magnesia.

Bella said...

I'm hoping the Willis' kids are immune to all that drama!!!

thehoustongirl said...

Jamie Lynn already wilding out! Her and her mom came to see Britney like two weeks ago, and this lady yelled out "Britney Get The Fuck Out Our Neighborhood" and J.Lynn was all in the lady face telling her to FUCK OFF! I read it on DLISTED, which i read religiously at work everyday LOL! but really, these hollywood teens are out of control!!

thehoustongirl said...

PS: GLAD you didn't post up Rumer Willis' pic...only a face a mother could love....LAAAAWWWWWDDDD!

Mortarbored said...

Question on my mind: where did this come from?

G-Sweet said...

FBP: I know, I know, I'm going to hell. I wonder if the devil really does wear Prada?

ummmm! im sure the devil does, seein as tho the devil is more than likely a woman.
(hahahah... please dont hang me!)

MsPuddin said...

NYC- yeah she beat you to the punch, getting high in that hotel room

Mister underhill- oh you are so evil, one of them has to come out on top…

ambboogie- did you mean that in a nonsexual way?

bella- keep hoping! Lol

thehoustongirl- damn. Tell me how you really feel…

mortarbored- I have no idea. They don’t call me random for nothing…am I that behind on my pop culture gossip?

MsPuddin said...

G- damn. bitter are we? just a little?

Chris "Bag Boy" said...

All three of them will be messed up. Having superstar siblings has never proven to be a good thing. Look at the brothers of those boy band dorks. Most of their brothers turned out to be gay. Besides, it's not nice to bask in the glory of an older sibling.

ambboogie said...

@ Pudd'n

I never found a bottle of magnesia sexy, no. :lol:

Ms. Behaving said...

I second what thehoustongirl said about Jamie Lynn.

I actually saw that footage on TMZ dot com of Jamie Lynn going off on ole' gurl who told Britney to "get $@!# out our neighborhood".

Young she is but innocent she is NOT!

Megan Hamilton said...

im looking forward to Dakota Fanning's drug addiction. A new miss Drew Barrymore at age 13 going to rehab.

Megan Hamilton said...

I'm also going to hell...

STILL_POCAHONTAZ said...

they'll be walking in Ray J's shoes in no time...LMAO