Wednesday, October 3, 2007

Touché!

I wrote my parents a letter, (which is posted below), to tell them the consequences of reading my blog. Here is the response I got…

Dear Daughter,

When did we say we would buy you a Cadillac? I don't remember that. Dad's new antidepressant is really good, he thinks by hooking you mean you've taken up fishing. I don't want to disillusion him. But I am begging you to stop spending your hooking money on drugs. Your tuition is killing us and if you can make enough money for drugs by turning tricks then you can certainly manage to pay for your own books. Or at least your own shoes. If people don't have kids to entertain themselves then what is the purpose? I don't see why we can't read your blog. We know you're a good girl and just making up all this sh*t.


Love,
Mama

P.S. You don't have to call around to find your underwear, we'll buy you a new pair. Just make sure it covers something.

P.P.S. Did you say you have a hook-up for erectile stimulants?

By the way, my mom doesn't cuss, so that last sh*t at the end came from the heart...

17 comments:

Opinionated Diva said...

LMAO! Your mom is hysterical! I see where you get your humor from!

Sounds like you are a really close-knit bunch. You are truly lucky!

I would still have issues with them reading my blog though (sorry "Momma P" if you're reading this!) lol

Bella said...

I love your mom!

Drea said...

LMAO aww I really need to go to your home town and meet your mom, she sound like she is hella funny!!

Ms. Behaving said...

Hmmm and to think I THOUGHT I had the coolest parents!!! :-)

Mortarbored said...

Is your blog a reality show now?

Ms. J said...

I ran across your blog by complete accident(first off not into the myspacers,bloggers, on the web all day group)but if I don't do anything else I check your site! U and now your family, are the funniest people. And I have a feeling your really not trying to be. Good stuff!Let me know when you write your first book-Im on it!

Suite B said...

You and yo momma is too funny. (thanks Ms J. for turning me on to this site). I was just wondering if you don’t mind if I join your family for Thanksgiving…something tells me your family events are off the chain and fun as hell

MsPuddin said...

opinionated diva- actually I get it from my dad, but those antidepressants are a doosey. I get my writing skills from my mom…no we are close, but damn not THAT close lol I feel you…

bella- I love her too! She’s awesome!

drea- I know heffa, you were been supposed to come visit!

ms. behaving- just imagine your parents and my parents in a room together…

mortarbored- I should pitch it huh? I would be a celebrity if I could keep my privacy…

ms. j- Welcome! I’m telling you, this kind of stuff just happens to me. My friends want me to write a book, but right now blogging is easier lol, stay tuned

MsPuddin said...

suite b- thanksgiving at my house is definitely out of the ordinary, for starters we throw biscuits at the table, so heads up…

STILL_POCAHONTAZ said...

OHHH MY GAWD...how cool is that, that was so cute, your mom seems mad cool

Anonymous said...

Your mom is a riot, although after knowing you for a couple of weeks now I can't say that I'm surprised. Your writing is hilarious.

Colleen

BottleBlonde said...

To echo what everybody else is sayin', your mom is a firecracker!

country roads said...

too funny!

Don said...

LMAO.

MsPuddin said...

still_pocachontaz- this is just a front, she’s never THIS cool

colleen!- finally decided to post a comment huh…yeah my family is definitely um different

bottleblonde- she used to be a hippie…

cr and don- glad you too got your jollies on…

Muze said...

hilarious!!!! your mom is ultra cool.

phishez_rule said...

I love your mum. She's so open about you hooking. Maybe you should up your rates and buy her something nice. Like some sexy underwear or body chocolates.