Friday, January 18, 2008

On The Come Down

So that whole drug hallucinate experience really f*cked up my week. I couldn’t tell up from down and what leg to put into my panties first.

Then of course I mentioned my ex in that last post who is ironically like a drug. I don’t know which one is worse for me, actually experimenting with E or him. One minute he makes me feel great like I could do no wrong. The next minute I’m laying cold in an alley somewhere grinding my teeth together, holding a paper cup, wondering what the hell happened. ???

I hope this is a phase. Really I do. It’s all fun and games to joke around about living life like a rockstar/pornstar, but in all reality, I’m not cut out for this type of work. I mean the sex is great, but other than that I’m going to need a minute in my hotel room with a hot towel on my head. I don’t know how else I’m going to recuperate between head banging and jumping into swimming pools booty butt naked.

So I took a minute last night to chill out, smoke some weed, cook some food and watch a little Chappelle. This is old, but he had me crackin’ up, fast forward to about 1:45…



He said, “n*gga WTF is juice?” LOL

Have a great weekend!!!

31 comments:

Ms.Lady said...

understood mama...get it outta ya system now and you'll be fine.
i still feel "it" flowing through my veins..but im a mommy..so i have to REALLY cut it down to get gettin "nice" in the crib..lol.

Lightning Bug's Butt said...

I loves me some Chapelle. Thanks for the link.

You know, I prefer "drink" to juice, too. It's so much better.

I know your crazy lifestyle is taking its toll on your body and psyche, but it makes for great blogging. So I must encourage you to continue steadfastly.

Lightning Bug's Butt said...

I thought I linked you. I guess not. Problem rectified.

Slaus of O Hell Nawl said...

@ ms lady - ya damn right miss lady pretty teef smiley thang you. I dont know if you ever get it out of your system as much as you get the feeling of "been there done that"

I've committed so many shenanigans during the 20's that I feel like the only thing I havent seen is a chick solving a rubiks cube with her coochie to the beat of Umberella-ella -ella.

@ 33 and the father of two boys, I can look back and say. yeah... I did it all. well not all,I did everything i wanted to do pretty much, and the things that were left undone were probably for the best. Hell, how many run ins with police and weekend stays in jail were reallly necessary?

I mean really, who gets arrested at mardi gras for lewd behaviour? Slaus.

as time goes on Puddin doll, other things will take the place of the wild lifestyle euphoria, because it gets boring. But know this. The life you are living now is a helluva privelage a lot of folks missed out on, or are trying to do at times in their life that is just inapropriate. SO live it, love it and keep it moving baby doll.

In the end, it's best to have no regrets, just great stories...


and a shot of penicilin

UBERMOUTH said...

You're smoking weed now? I thought you dumped a guy for that and his 2 day lapses in responding to verbal stimuli?
Not being judgmental or anything. :)

MsPuddin said...

ms. lady- lol I feel it, see I don’t have kids (thank god) or else they would be really fckd up

bugg’s butt- thanks for the link, I felt so unloved…I thought that “wtf is juice” line was hella funny, because my friends drink that tampico stuff. It is so gross. I have to have REAL oj…lol

slaus- we need to sit down and have story time with your “used” to be wildin’ ass. Thanks for the insight. I guess I’m just going to have to learn these things as I go. Never in my life thought I would “experiment”, but it happened, it’s done, I’m still here and boy do I have stories lol

uber- you and so@24 my original faithful readers keep catching little details like that…it’s true, I guess I’m a hypocrite. But I quit smoking for five years and was really against it. Over the last few months I got back into it, but it’s not like an everyday-before-a-first-date occurance…

sequined said...

It can be hard to balance what's fun and what's practical. But you blogging about it is fun for the rest of us, at least. Small consolation, I'm sure.

Deutlich said...

definitely do what's right for you ;)

LOVEd that clip of chappelle. saw him in blacksburg while high as a fuckin kite. it's without saying that it was the best comedy show I've seen yet. Ha.

Babyfaced said...

slaus... that's why your my dawg...

it really does get to a point where it's "been there done that", granted it's fun when she tells you that it doesn't matter ...... oh ummm nevermind...

you get the point... LOL

MsPuddin said...

Slaus look what you started! Will all you old people get out of my comments, you bringin’ down my high. Ok ok, so you ve already swung from chandeliers wearing nothing but a crown royal bag and some stunna shades…let me enjoy it will I’m still young and naïve! * innocent face * : ) I already admitted that it was a one time thing...damn...lol

rs27 said...

This story reminded me of the movie Go.

who's seen it? Anyone? Anyone?

I'll be leaving now.

Skoolboi Krush said...

I had one of those exes who were addictive. The only way to get over it is to go cold turkey. Yeah, you'll go through withdrawal but if you stay strong you will feel better in the end.

James Tubman said...

that great drink stuff is true

we used to keep those $.99 grape, orange and lemon drink gallons in our fridge

and we would smash them whenever my father was gone

he used to draw a line on the gallon jug and tell us not to drink any

that was a petty ass (you know what)

Steph said...

Damn but you have a big tongue!!

Betty said...

I love that about growing up. I remember when I was in a nightclub once, off my rocker, it was 2am and I was around all these 18 yr old girls and I thought, NO MORE! I'm over it. I'm done. You just get past that kinda life...and you couldn't care less.

Hope you feeling better girl!

Caesar Cannon said...

Wondering how your ex could be compared to a drug? hallucinogen? stimulant? depressant? or a cocktail mixed with a little bit of all that shit?

Never partied like a rockstar. I partied like a hustler in my younger days. I couldn't party like a male pornstar. I be wondering if chicks be faking in the movies... and I cant take such risks to think like that in any of my sexual encounters I may have in the future.

Weed+ Chapelle- niggas+ food+ a nice young lady= a fine evening for cannon

maverick said...

nice pic....well its good that u r recovering....have a good weekend :)

cheers!!.

UBERMOUTH said...

'uber- you and so@24 my original faithful readers ...'

I'm so touched! One read of your blog and I was hooked!

Preposterous Ponderings said...

Hot momma!

You need to get your tongue pierced girl!

Chapelle is my man.He speaks of some funny shit for sure.

Torrance Stephens bka All-Mi-T said...

is rehab next LOL...on a serious note, great post....lets us not forget about the MLK this weekend

anonymousnupe said...

Heh, heh: You said "come."

Ms.Lady said...

@slaus..thanx for the compliment :-)


Lewd behavior?! You bad boy you..lol.

Youre so right about it getting boring. i didnt look at it that way..and i DAMN sure dont want to be one of theose 40 yr olds i see in a younger club doing tha damn "SupaMan" talkin bout some "Ulllll Crank dat Soullda Boi"!!!
No thank you.

Prunella Jones said...

Ah, well enjoy it. Settling down is overrated.

Qucifer said...

Oh please chick keep me entertained, wild the fuck out party on, just keep safe and finally.... cut the ex out... eventually, after you've squeezed all the sex you can out of him





Lord knows I would... no wait I did, poor jumpoff boy!

MsPuddin said...

Rs27- I think so…I’d have to see it again…

skoolboi- (btw I like your name :p) it’s the staying strong part that always gets me in the end…

james tubman- lol yeah we weren’t allowed to drink kool aid n stuff like that. One time I got a packet at a friend’s house. I came home, mixed it up and about ten seconds later my dad was dumping it all down the drain…

steph- the better to lick you with!

betty- that’s how I feel when I go to the club, I’m like damn I need to go home and sit in my rocking chair. That girl over there must have got in with her fake id!

caesar cannon- he’s a hallucinogen. One minute it’s caviar and champagne, I sober up suckin’ on a chicken wing and beer…

maverick- double thanks…

uber-you two keep catching those little things…

pp-Chapelle is tiz-ight! The whole tongue piercing thing was never me, a lot of my friends went there though…

torrance- I know tomorrow is his day…no, no, no rehab…I’m with Amy Wino lol

nupe- get your mind out the gutter ;p

prune juice- I heart you : )

qucifer- can you believe he actually complains that I only want him for sex sometimes? Unbelievable…

Don said...

You're going through the phase of enjoying yourself, then getting everything out your system.

And gearing up for the next run. lol.

Damn, you are smoking weed, popping X, and having sex?

Sounds to me like you are having the time of your life. Enjoy yourself.

Diva said...

You'll be fine! It's nice to let go and do that now and then.

Lady Cameleon said...

(shaking head)...you really should have your own show mamas...lol

Sojourner G said...

Ok...so I'm new here. You work as a porn/rock star?
Careful baby girl.
Don't hurt yourself. I want you to be around to tell the stories when it's all said and done.

We can compare notes LOL!

MsPuddin said...

don- I know, my head is spinning…

diva- thanks mamas!

lady c- you just gave me an idea for a new post…

so g- lol nope I’m not a pornstar. I just lead a crazy life. Or I’m crazy, can’t figure out which one…

lea78 said...

P I have seen your tongue more than my own. Thanks for the memories girl