Thursday, January 24, 2008

A Stoner Tale: The Toothless Blonde

I broke down and rented that movie Good Luck Chuck with Dane Cook and Jessica Alba. I thought it looked stupid, but the guy at Blockbuster said that he thought it was funny. So I thought, “hey why not, he works at Blockbuster, he must know his sh*t.”

Anyway, I get home and I’m watching it (hella high), when there is this part where Jessica’s character falls and busts her face on some ice. She ends up breaking her front tooth and then swallowing it. (Or at least that’s how I saw it).

“I think I just chipped a tooth,” says her character.

I immediately start cracking up and have to pause the movie to take the time to call my friend E (no not the drug).

You see about a year ago my friend E was four wheeling with her boyfriend and knocked out her front tooth. She was cool for a minute, but told me after they got her in the car to take her to the doctor she started crying. A delayed reaction to the fact that she didn’t have a front tooth made her emotional. In the end, she had to go to her dentist and have her tooth realigned. After that experience, she was traumatized and for a long time had nightmares about being toothless.

Being a good friend, watching my highly recommended BB movie, I called her to laugh at her. The whole scenario reminded me of her story.

“I think I should blog about this,” I told her.

“Well just promise me that you keep me anonymous in your blog, so no one knows what I did,” she said.

“What if in my blog you are a 5’10” model chick, with long blonde hair, blue eyes and big boobs?” I said.

“Ok that works,” she said. “If I’m hot then you can totally talk bout me.”

What is the moral/point of this random ass story? Don’t get high and write blog posts…

26 comments:

OneSkinnyGirl said...

Hi!
LOVE your blog and thanks for the comment on mine!
See ya around the blog-isphere!
Mwah xxxx

maverick said...

well...i saw the movie the day after it got released..nice comedy tho...and lol abt writing the post on ur frnd..and abt the moral...wat can i say..every post can ve a new one...ha ha ha ha

oestrebunny said...

I haven't seen it...I'm always a bit wary of these romcom type films.

I thought the moral of the story was that you could make fun of your friends so long as their hot?

anonymousnupe said...

I would have surmised the moral to be: Some girls are do-able even with a chipped or missing front tooth or even other physical deformities.

The Guv'ner said...

Dude, I think you'd HAVE to be high to watch anything Jessica Alba is in and find it bearable. Girl is beautiful in the most boring way but man she cannot act or choose a decent project to save her life. It's like she gets a script, scans it to make sure there's opportunity to show off her legs, butt or boobs and that's all that matters. I would, however, have laughed my ass off at her wiping out just because a) I'm mean as shit and b)well I'm mean as shit again. :)

Opinionated Diva said...

LOL...so glad you included the moral. I was wondering!

Your friend is funny...her tooth was fixed, so it's all good now. I hope (?)...

Deutlich said...

Damn.. that makes me wanna go procure some of that ish. Fer seriously.

Lady~Daydreamer said...

Yeah I thought that movie was so-so.....and Ms. Puddin you keep me rollin!

Koffee Dyme said...

Gurl your toooooooo funny.. but yeah i hear what you saying

MsPuddin said...

skinny- Welcome! I found you on Steph’s pg…

maverick- I thought it was ok, the beginning was funny…

bunny- that is another good point and I guess I’m easily entertained…

nupe- so you’d still hit it? Lol or fanger it?

guv’ner- back from your vacay? Yeah she is sweet though, I’ll admit to feeling kind of sorry for her…I think she is just confused…

diva- yup, good as new. Yeah I didn’t know where I was going w this story…

deutlich- you mean smoke out???

lady~d- I just wanna make u fee good baby! lol

koffee- right on, in the end it all made sense…

anonymousnupe said...

I'd even fanger the 'lil gap, just for variety.

Preposterous Ponderings said...

Hilarious!

You should get high more often and post on your blog.Keep us entertained!

Now I'm gonna have to go rent that movie...

Drea said...

Ummm hella funny!!! What the hell... Yeah you would have to be high to see this movie cuz it kind of sucked.. there are some funny parts but I would guess being high would make it extra funny!!?!! I think you have to much time on your hands hun... LMAO!!

Sojourner G said...

Moral 2: If you promise big boobs...DELIVER.

James Tubman said...

that's what you do when you get high lol

Lightning Bug's Butt said...

Nice post, nice pic.

I'm glad your friend's tooth was successfully realigned.

How thoughtful of you to seek her permission before you relived her painful memory!

eclectik said...

Thought about that movie....is it on Superbad level?

Damn...can I be Friend #2 named 'e'?

How about female E and Male e?
Upper case and Lower case?

:)

You're SO Linked on my blog.

e.

Torrance Stephens bka All-Mi-T said...

she sounds scary - lol and im still waiting on my puddin hon

Qucifer said...

May God forgive me for laughing so hard!!!

and not knock my tooth in the process

MsPuddin said...

* UPDATE * Jessica Alba really chipped a tooth in the making of this movie and had to have it replaced. HA! I’m rollin’…

MsPuddin said...

nupe- * shuts down laptop, packs up and leaves comment sphere *

pp- lol its not that funny, but it is if you re high

soj- yeah, it’s funny because my friend has big boobs. I didn’t make that part up, but I’m not posting here pic, that’s messed up…

james- I’ve never wrote anything worth reading high. This post is still kind of pointless…

bug’s butt- yeah she looks good. You could never tell she was borderline carnie…

eclectic- no, Superbad is totally different. The first half of it is funny, the end not so much.

torrance- ??? did I miss a conversation?

q- please don’t…

Laughing through my chardonnay said...

Oh no. Not Dane Cook. -shakes head in shame- Please, no more Dane Cook!

Still_Pocahontaz said...

LMAO.....the moral exactly. I wanna see that movie though, Dane Cook is a fool, I love his stand up. I can do w/o Jessica though

Ms.Lady said...

Lol...thanx for the advice and movie review...lol.

thehoustongirl said...

LOL!!

MsPuddin said...

chard- aw come on he is funny…you tube him…

still_p- lol damn why everybody hatin on Jessica though??

ms. lady- it was a stoner’s perspective, but your welcome…

houston- ;p